Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
Is that why you resist Jolly's advances to let Surroosh into your bossoms?
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Genious at Work
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It's true, but I can't search for it now, as I'm watching Asspartacus. Critics said Sureshs gave a cheeky performance but I think it is very well rounded and cracks me up at parts.
megamind
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U r saving tennis
megamind
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Sentinel
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Seems like Sri Nit's pA.S.S.port is cancelled, and Ecuador has rejected him.
India cancels fugitive godman Nithyananda’s passport, Ecuador denies giving him land
External Affairs Ministry Spokesperson, during his weekly briefing, said that the ministry had sensitised all its missions and posts abroad regarding the fugitive god man.
indianexpress.com
Now his only recourse is to join Jeejo's top lass 4.0 clinique and rise to internet stardom with Lathasundari and Jeejolingaswamy.
@Azure @sureshs
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
That's nothing. If the cows come to Jeejo's and Latha's Topless Winter 4.35 Internet Clinic, they can be taught to drop volleys in the center of the court with complimentary surprise chocolate sprays (™) which will help upcoming stars and future champions to surpass Vijay Amritraj's unparalleled achievements, and Suresh to win one last golden calendar slam in 2020 Dungeons and Dragons.
Sentinel
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Sentinel
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That's nice. I guess if you curve the wall a bit near the bottom at about knee height, then the liquid will just collect and pour back on the pourer.
But then they would start peeing diagonally ! People are clever and resourceful, let me tail ewe.
In India, they put pictures of deities of all faiths on walls to prevent people from wetting them. I think it works.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Look at those ears, JD, and tell me that they don't kill you !
This does not alter the reality of your Internet Tennis decline.
Sad.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
megamind
Legend
Good to see Sock is a Sarooshi discipleSoureshs performs an advanced version of this ass manoover but with deadly emissions to render the net-charging opponent udderly useless .
if only his ranking was as good as sarooshi’s
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Eye am thinquing Sabooshs’ furst match at Wimby will knot bee az mutch phun az theze guise furst thyme on gra.s.s:
Look at those ears, JD, and tell me that they don't kill you !
Turbo-87
G.O.A.T.
Nike just informed me that the designs are coming along well for the Sureshs Challenge Court Collection (SCCC) which is due for release by the AO 2020. Prototype shorts are almost complete. Much to the chagrin of people in this thread, they have deleted pink and green from the color selections. They do tell me that they have reconsidered and have added medium and large sizes to the options. Current promotion is planned to be a free foam visor with purchases over $89.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
Weight, weight. I am confoosed. How does Sureshs's ptenis fit into Brenda's Bushy Beaver?
Advice or I'll report.
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
Are you saying that in The Vortex should we put pictures of Sureshs to avoid recalcitrant miction?
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
Will the clinique take place in Bang Galore?Seems like Sri Nit's pA.S.S.port is cancelled, and Ecuador has rejected him.
India cancels fugitive godman Nithyananda’s passport, Ecuador denies giving him land
External Affairs Ministry Spokesperson, during his weekly briefing, said that the ministry had sensitised all its missions and posts abroad regarding the fugitive god man.
Now his only recourse is to join Jeejo's top lass 4.0 clinique and rise to internet stardom with Lathasundari and Jeejolingaswamy.
@Azure @sureshs
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Wow. Injecting more juvenile red herrings into this sacred threat.
Sureoushesz fan base deserve so mush better.
Wow. Epic.
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
Half ewe scene a giraffe on ice?
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
I'll try to do mulch batter from now own.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Can knot weight four Sabooshs two cover this cla.s.sic whiff Hiz twist on the whirreds, Iff Eye Had A Beaver.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Just imagine JoeDelilah weighting owtsighed the Mira Mesa Manure four hiz furst meating whiff Sabooshs four a topless droop volleigh sesshun. Eye thinque itt wood geaux lyke this:
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
No red knows, no?
stringertom
Bionic Poster
JoeDelilah shood drinque Red Bull sew hee cooed git read whings two.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Disgustink.
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Sureshs put a pitcher of his rack in Instagram. Did ewe see it? It's Hewwwwge!
Everyone at the STC monitors this threat and they are generally appalled at the disparagement of an Internet grand slam player, but, like Putin, they do not engage in social media wars at all.
Please consider being nice from now on with only a positive revert.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Sownds lyke sumwon iz cumin awl eauver Hiz racque.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Wow. No need to report this. Maude only needs to see it when he catches up on the latest Sooroosh news on his next coffee break. Wow.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Ewe have a philthy mined frum awl ewer shifts owtsighed the Mira Mesa Manure. Sabooshs iz knot anne awlspice gye, prefurring just plane cumin two mass age Hiz taiste buds.
Azure
G.O.A.T.
Where are the GJ's? In his tummy?Sureshs put a pitcher of his rack in Instagram. Did ewe see it? It's Hewwwwge!
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
I’m watching Flashdance on Amazon Prime now and I am amaze at how Jennifer Beals strived for the same greatness through hard work and determination just as Sarush did as a young Internet grand slam level player in Bangalore. So many similarities and coincidences. Wow.
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
Genious at Work
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Sorry, I have an encrypted communication in ur channel and my hamming distance is too large to revert. Can you revert your revert and reach around when your channel is clear from Sureshsian dis turbans?
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
Donut tell me moar. I'm shore @IA-SteveB can get a pitcher with Sureshs wearing leg warmers.
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
Where is Sureshs? I donut know. But this I know: He is out there somewhere, and it makes everything right.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Maybe someday u will listen to all of the advise that sureshhh has given in the Tips & Instruction threat and become a top champion but no. You have chosen the dark side.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Donut you know that these are Joel's secret service people who are knot on the googly's index.
these are encriptid names. These peepul hang out on the dark web
We must keep a Liszt of Dali's secret service people. Lots of money to be made selling these names.
Rajesh Koothrapali could be one more of Dali's STC crowd, but I have to confirm that.
Raj Koothrappali - Wikipedia
Azure
G.O.A.T.
That koothrapali name is equally bizarreDonut you know that these are Joel's secret service people who are knot on the googly's index.
these are encriptid names. These peepul hang out on the dark web
We must keep a Liszt of Dali's secret service people. Lots of money to be made selling these names.
Rajesh Koothrapali could be one more of Dali's STC crowd, but I have to confirm that.
Raj Koothrappali - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
assuming his surname is of Andhra origin (even if wrong), his first name is totally not. Very weird.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Jeejo anne Latha did moar than a spyder vane dubbles sesshun won knight. Theigh whirr knot carephull awl knight sew, 16 munthz l8r (normull jest stashun peeriod four hour largest cetaceans) Latha braught inntwo the STC whirled a baybee they named Bangareshs RamaRamaBingBang.Donut you know that these are Joel's secret service people who are knot on the googly's index.
these are encriptid names. These peepul hang out on the dark web
We must keep a Liszt of Dali's secret service people. Lots of money to be made selling these names.
Rajesh Koothrapali could be one more of Dali's STC crowd, but I have to confirm that.
Raj Koothrappali - Wikipedia
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Yup, I was shocked. Why could they not think of a simple name. Or was it intended to be funny. And i just found that his middle name is Ramayana !!!That koothrapali name is equally bizarre
Or do you think Joel is one of the producers of Big Bang Theory ? I imagine him to be someone like the Wolowitz guy
Okay so here are three of Joel's gun-toting secret service chsps :
1. Chowdrunduparu
2. Kumarpunjabar
3. Kadhradoopthil
Had to really hunt around for Herr Chowdrunduparu as the so-called search engine of TTW tried hard to hide him from me.
Azure
G.O.A.T.
Yup, I was shocked. Why could they not think of a simple name. Or was it intended to be funny. And i just found that his middle name is Ramayana !!!
Or do you think Joel is one of the producers of Big Bang Theory ? I imagine him to be someone like the Wolowitz guy
Okay so here are three of Joel's gun-toting secret service chsps :
1. Chowdrunduparu
2. Kumarpunjabar
3. Kadhradoopthil
Had to really hunt around for Herr Chowdrunduparu as the so-called search engine of TTW tried hard to hide him from me.
imagine someone being called Koran or Bible!These names are fantastic. I want the AI Python algorithm that throws out such names.
Sentinel
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stringertom
Bionic Poster
According two won web surtch eye ewese, “Sumit” shood bee Sabooshs’ reel name bcoz innywon whiff dat name is “a sassy purrsun eweusali mail anne chubby.”Yup, I was shocked. Why could they not think of a simple name. Or was it intended to be funny. And i just found that his middle name is Ramayana !!!
Or do you think Joel is one of the producers of Big Bang Theory ? I imagine him to be someone like the Wolowitz guy
Okay so here are three of Joel's gun-toting secret service chsps :
1. Chowdrunduparu
2. Kumarpunjabar
3. Kadhradoopthil
Had to really hunt around for Herr Chowdrunduparu as the so-called search engine of TTW tried hard to hide him from me.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Azure
G.O.A.T.
Sentinel
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Poor Lonely Dali kneads a little love, don't you think ?Omg you have become a gif freak like me. Love these doggy pics
I don't think you were here when Dali used to post about waking up in the middle of the night screaming for suresh while lying on the kitchen floor. Now he wishes that on the rest of us, LOL.
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