Official Sureshs tribute thread

[Deleted member 748597]

 

[Turbo-87]

 

[JoelDali]

Yah. That’s not Suroush.

Propaganda.

Reported.

 

[JoelDali]

Wow. No words at all. Did Sureshs pay the ransom for JD in time, or are his foxtrotting days over?

Yah mate, I understand the trepidation in not wanting Sourashz Tennis Center team of professionals to teach you tennis. Stay on the Internet at 3.0. Posting instead of playing. But you will never get to men’s 4.0 doubles round robin level. For no money down and a very small payment you could get as good as an Internet tennis forum player.

Will you revert back? or will you dress Senti up in horrifically soiled second hand men’s lingerie?

Wow. Making the wrong decision could affect your future in tennis. Wow.

 

[stringertom]

Yah mate, I understand the trepidation in not wanting Sourashz Tennis Center team of professionals to teach you tennis. Stay on the Internet at 3.0. Posting instead of playing. But you will never get to men’s 4.0 doubles round robin level. For no money down and a very small payment you could get as good as an Internet tennis forum player.

Will you revert back? or will you dress Senti up in horrifically soiled second hand men’s lingerie?

Wow. Making the wrong decision could affect your future in tennis. Wow.

Wow. Juiced wow!

Ewer knew pawn zee skeme know longer innvolves foeknee murrchandize. Innstead ewer naked inn the mittle uv the knight plié inncleweds mooching vyetull phinanchull data inn exchainge four bow gus tennis lesions frum street pfood vin doors inn Covid-riddled Bang Galore.

Have ewe know shayme???

 

[JoelDali]

Wow. Juiced naked Bang Galore shayme???

Wow.

 

[megamind]

Tennis ball cricket with throw-ball (not overhand) bowling on a shortened pitch in a baseball field:

Found some new material for @Turbo-87 to work with

 

[megamind]

Walk into the club like

(look how big his biceps are!!!)

 

[megamind]

JD was so happy to meet the sureshs

 

[megamind]

too classic

 

[stringertom]

JD was so happy to meet the sureshs

It looques lyke DopeJelilah haz sampled two mini store offerings while on brake at hiz shifts at Hot Dogz On A Sticque.

 

[Sentinel]

Look u wacky guy, there is no doubt that Senti will perform a morning chocolate release on the outer bank of Golden Pond. But I think he is destined for a higher purpose. A double down on random rocket sprays at midnight with roulette swijgin’ lounge performers in Macau.

Either way, we are all worried for Senti. But we will not pray for him until dinner is encrypted for delivery in the early dawn, in Frushing Meadows, GOATing 4.0 spider vein craigslist glory.

Wow.
Every night in my dreams I dream that Joel is singing the Titanic song ( "Every knight in my dreams, I see you I feel you"), outside Swooshes window and all the manly Indian men mowing their lawns nearby are wiping the tears streaming down their grimy faces with their sweaty sleeves, and then I wake up and wonder what if, just what if, Hallmark made a movie about Joel's undying love for Swishesh which became an all time hit surpassing that Winslet movie whose name I forget, and bringing tiers to the ayes if all elderly women all over the whirled and going down as the second greatest movie in the word after "Mother India", finally winning Dali the Academic Award for special facts and Visual Editing and allowing him to upgrade from the trial version of Photoshop to a registered one.

 

[Sentinel]

Many people watch Sabooshez video and go to great lengths to emulate his drop volleys but they just look like fools and strain their hernia when they could easily have attained tennis Nirvana by attending Jeejo's momo stand outside the STC.

 

[Sentinel]

JD was so happy to meet the sureshs

Wow. Joel makes saboosh look small and that is saying something.

 

[Tennease]

Yah. That’s not Suroush.

Propaganda.

Reported.

Baked news no?

 

[Deleted member 748597]

 

[JoelDali]

Wow.
Every night in my dreams I dream that Joel is singing the Titanic song ( "Every knight in my dreams, I see you I feel you"), outside Swooshes window and all the manly Indian men mowing their lawns nearby are wiping the tears streaming down their grimy faces with their sweaty sleeves, and then I wake up and wonder what if, just what if, Hallmark made a movie about Joel's undying love for Swishesh which became an all time hit surpassing that Winslet movie whose name I forget, and bringing tiers to the ayes if all elderly women all over the whirled and going down as the second greatest movie in the word after "Mother India", finally winning Dali the Academic Award for special facts and Visual Editing and allowing him to upgrade from the trial version of Photoshop to a registered one.

None of this changes the fact that Soulfresh would destroy u on clay.

 

[JoelDali]

Baked news no?

The STC is an elite tennis academy overlooking the Punjabba mountain ranges.

Training all the top rec players for very little money down and low monthly payments. Masks are mandatory for the sauna.

 

[JoelDali]

Wow. Joel makes saboosh look small and that is saying something.

Someday u will refresh your mood and not disparage the great players who dominate the Internet Tour.

 

[natalia]

Your comfort zone, isn’t it - you worshipping Nole aka Satan.....

Charming. Wow.

 

[Tennease]

The STC is an elite tennis academy overlooking the Punjabba mountain ranges.

Training all the top rec players for very little money down and low monthly payments. Masks are mandatory for the sauna.

Sauna is mandatory for masks? Wow!

 

[Deleted member 748597]

Your comfort zone, isn’t it - you worshipping Nole aka Satan.....

Charming. Wow.

...

 

[JoelDali]

Sauna is mandatory for masks? Wow!

The top players need a place to unwind and relax without fear of catching or transmitting any disease that triggers monthly open sores and social stigma.

 

[JoelDali]

It looques lyke DopeJelilah haz sampled two mini store offerings while on brake at hiz shifts at Hot Dogz On A Sticque.

Disgraceful.

 

[stringertom]

Disgraceful.

Wow! Juiced wow! Saving the best Sabooshimage four juiced this moemint!

 

[Tennease]

Pocari Sweat: Inside the meteoric rise of Asia's answer to Gatorade - CNN

The 'Sweat' you drink: Inside the meteoric rise of Asia's answer to Gatorade | CNN Business

Launched in 1980, Pocari Sweat is a force in the sports beverage market across Asia and the Middle East. But while the beverage turns 40 this year, it's virtually unheard of in the West.

edition.cnn.com

 

[stringertom]

Pocari Sweat: Inside the meteoric rise of Asia's answer to Gatorade - CNN

The 'Sweat' you drink: Inside the meteoric rise of Asia's answer to Gatorade | CNN Business

Launched in 1980, Pocari Sweat is a force in the sports beverage market across Asia and the Middle East. But while the beverage turns 40 this year, it's virtually unheard of in the West.

edition.cnn.com

@Turbo-87 , can we get a new vid promoting Sabooshs drinking Poobari Sweat on a changeover before returning to the court for a perfect droop volleigh execution???

 

[Sentinel]

853 dead of walrus in last 24 hours in India. Every week the figure goes up by a hundred!

 

[stringertom]

853 dead of walrus in last 24 hours in India. Every week the figure goes up by a hundred!

Could ewe reemined “over by March 31” @sureshs abowt theze fax???

 

[stringertom]

Wee knead a pole abowt Sabooshs’ abelle itea two pa.s.s dis hear SIM card pell cog native exam:

Az a “over bye March 31” beeleaver, eye thinque Hee kneads two dew a Tawpless Twosdeigh sesshun whiff Uncle Donnie beefour Hee iz reddy two pa.s.s!

 

[Genious at Work]

Yah mate, I understand the trepidation in not wanting Sourashz Tennis Center team of professionals to teach you tennis. Stay on the Internet at 3.0. Posting instead of playing. But you will never get to men’s 4.0 doubles round robin level. For no money down and a very small payment you could get as good as an Internet tennis forum player.

Will you revert back? or will you dress Senti up in horrifically soiled second hand men’s lingerie?

Wow. Making the wrong decision could affect your future in tennis. Wow.

Did Batman ever reach a round Robin level? What? You are sick in the noggin, fella. It looks like Don JoelDaliote's brain humors finally dried up from staying up all night reading chivalry novels where Sureshs defeats much fitter opponents in his oblong custom-made shinning armor and then raids nearby inns for morsels and maidens' honor.

 

[Genious at Work]

Natalia looks quite different.
I think she will report you strongly.

Natalia has professed her discuss for this dread in many occashuns, but she keeps coming back for moar. Methinks Sureshs' animal magnetism is aligning Natalia's affects towards his North pole and we are witnessing one of the most wonderful mysteries of nature.

 

[Genious at Work]

Could ewe reemined “over by March 31” @sureshs abowt theze fax???

Sureshs ability to predict future events doesn't seize to a maize me. He is more eclairbuoyant than Nostradamus and profit Jeremiah combined.

 

[stringertom]

Sureshs ability to predict future events doesn't seize to a maize me. He is more eclairbuoyant than Nostradamus and profit Jeremiah combined.

Hour profiteer DopeJelilah iz knot a mused whiff dis hear taikdown uv Sabooshdamus’ viz shunz four the few tour uv man keind.

 

[JoelDali]

Natalia has professed her discuss for this dread in many occashuns, but she keeps coming back for moar. Methinks Sureshs' animal magnetism is aligning Natalia's affects towards his North pole and we are witnessing one of the most wonderful mysteries of nature.

Wow.

My Rabbi said. As he reviewed your latest atrocities against Sassoush and Natalia.

We will pray for u.

No pray Senti.

Senti bad.

Senti smell.

 

[Sentinel]

A Freaky Elongated Cloud Has Reappeared on Mars

Wow
Are these pictures of Supreshman flying through the Martian atmouse fair.

 

[Sentinel]

No pray Senti.

Senti bad.

Senti smell.

 

[Turbo-87]

What a way to spend a Saturday night.

 

[Sentinel]

Sureshs ability to predict future events doesn't seize to a maize me. He is more eclairbuoyant than Nostradamus and profit Jeremiah combined.

What about The Fedace ?

Does The Suresh(TM) compere two The Fedass(TM) ?

 

[Sentinel]

What a way to spend a Saturday night.

Wow.
I can imagine all the viewers honking in appreciation after every point. Must have woken up the entire county and caused a sonic boom and also masked the sound of the MasterBlaster's methane releases.

 

[Sentinel]

Sureshs ability to predict future events doesn't seize to a maize me. He is more eclairbuoyant than Nostradamus and profit Jeremiah combined.

He did not predict the whyrus so it happened, he predicted its quick finish, so now it won't go aweigh.

At least he is consistent in failure

 

[Sentinel]

Amit Shah tests positive.

Spoiler

FYI, He is the Himmler or Göring of India.

 

[Turbo-87]

 

[JoelDali]

What a way to spend a Saturday night.

The high backhand volley movie is insane.

Ask Roddick.

Sufroosh casually hits a winner.

Roddick misses, and loses Wimbleton.

Wow.

 

[Ash Tennis]

I’m baaaaaaaaaaack

 

[Ash Tennis]

After being away from talk tennis for a few months I’m back

 

[Turbo-87]

Is The Sureshs going to be adequately prepared for the US Openings later this year? I know he has been a key component of the Philadephia Freedoms in World Team Tennis and has dominated the Ultimate Tennis Showdown events. Is that enough? I guess the other ATP players have faced the paucity of events during the pandemic but I think the playing field is leveling a bit. The Sureshs is still my favorite at the Openings but it will be a tougher path for him.

 

[JoelDali]

After being away from talk tennis for a few months I’m back

Have u seen the drop volley?

Revert back.

 

[Dedans Penthouse]

I bought it - worth every cent

 

[JoelDali]

Is The Sureshs going to be adequately prepared for the US Openings later this year? I know he has been a key component of the Philadephia Freedoms in World Team Tennis and has dominated the Ultimate Tennis Showdown events. Is that enough? I guess the other ATP players have faced the paucity of events during the pandemic but I think the playing field is leveling a bit. The Sureshs is still my favorite at the Openings but it will be a tougher path for him.

The top prayers in the world understand the Sursh threat.