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Discussion in 'General Pro Player Discussion' started by FlashFlare11, May 25, 2012.

  1. FlashFlare11

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    Finish the sentence with some of the craziest or funniest things you've heard here!

    For example: "Only on TTW can a 16-time slam champion be deemed unable maintain a rally beyond 2-strokes.'"
     
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  2. Wolfman Jack

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    Only on TTW will you find dumb threads capable of surpassing the 100 post count without breaking a sweat.
     
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  3. Tammo

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    Only on TTW will you find people who live in their parents basement, and live on welfare.
     
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  4. Frying Pan Forehand

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    Only on TTW fed was never as good as Nadal or Djokovic.
     
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  5. jm1980

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  6. Tammo

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    Only on TTW is FEd considered GOAT
     
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  7. Frying Pan Forehand

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    Only on TTW we have Dorktards and ****** ****s in so many numbers.
     
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  8. Hood_Man

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    Only on TTW would 10 wins out of 20 finals be considered worse than 10 wins out of 10 finals.
     
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  9. woodrow1029

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    Shouldn't this be in Odds and Ends?
     
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  10. BlueClayIsRealClay

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    Only on TTW is someone stupid enough to say only on TTW is Fed GOAT.
     
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  11. r2473

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    Only on TTW should this not be in odds and ends.
     
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  12. tusharlovesrafa

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    Only on TTW I can create multiple id's and troll the forum.
     
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  13. jokinla

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    Only on TTW will you hear that Rafa isn't versatile, that a 5.0 could beat Mac, that some posters could take a set off Ferrer, sure there's more, but those are what came to mind.
     
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  14. jokinla

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    Just saw a new one, "was Fed ever as good as Djoker and Nadal today", really, this place kills me.
     
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  15. OldFedIsOld

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    Only on TTW Fed will win every single poll that has his name in it. :)

    Only on TTW will a poster ask "how will the (insert racquet company name and model) help me develop (insert attribute)?" multiple times when there is a thread a few scrolls down the page... :(
     
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  16. batz

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    Only on TTW can a guy who has 8MS titles, finished in the top 4 for four consecutive years, won 22 titles and made 3 grand slam finals be described as having "no weapons".
     
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  17. Zildite

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    The guy that will never win a slam because he hasn't won a slam?
    Only on TTW...
     
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  18. Tennis_Hands

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    Only on TTW:

    Federer doesn't know how to slide on clay
    Is OG equally or more important than Major
    Is Nadal better HC player than Federer
    Is Nadal more versatile than Federer or Borg
     
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  19. Sentinel

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    What about MTF and other places where you and NSK have gazillion accounts, too.
     
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  20. hard2explain

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    Only on TTW will people throw about the suffix '****' and think they're being clever?
     
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  21. sdont

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    Only on TTW can people talk about the WTF as a worthless exhibition.
     
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  22. joeri888

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    Only on TTW some posters still consider tournaments outside Cincinnati worth talking about.
     
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  23. tusharlovesrafa

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    OH senti,i was just joking over there.Why are u getting so serious??:)..I can assure you that this is my one and only a/c.
     
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  24. joeri888

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    Only on TTW, posters can't stick to the format of the thread for more than a page
     
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  25. Gorecki

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    Only on TTW Nadal is as good volleyer as Edberg
    Only on TTW a guy with 7 Slams (at the time) was considered to be better than is rival with 14
    Only on TTW a Pro is rated 4.5
    Only on TTW Serena is considered better than Graf
    Only on TTW Federer is Swede
    Only on TTW Estoril is South America
    Only on TTW the mass of an object changes due to it's velocity
    Only on TTW a correlation is shown based on opinions
    Only on TTW clay faster or slower because of it's color
    Only on TTW one person would talk about playability of this or that court without even playing tennis
    Only on TTW there would King of aces, Nadal slam king, Analisys King, King Rafa the First and other members of royality be one and the same person



    Only on TTW Nadal fans would amass so much idiocy as stated above...
     
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  26. Mainad

    Mainad Talk Tennis Guru

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    Only on TTW is Rafael Nadal a cheating, lying, disgrace to tennis who should be forced to retire with immediate effect!

    Only on TTW do Federer, Nadal and Djokovic only ever lose matches when they are injured, unwell, or just plain unmotivated for some reason!

    Only on TTW is Andy Murray a weak, weaponless player who inexplicably reached #4 in the world for 4 years running, reach 3 Grand Slam finals, manage to win 22 titles and beat each of the top 3 more than once to win 7 of them probably because they and all his other finalist opponents must have been having a bad day!

    Only on TTW do endless arguments about who is the GOAT consume vast quantities of bandwidth with no obvious consensus yet in sight!

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  27. joeri888

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    Only on TTW Federer's backhand can be abused by a 5.0 player.
     
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  28. Sentinel

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    Only on TTW, Nadal fans discuss velocity of tennis ball at relativistic speeds (and consequent increase in mass).

    Only on TTW, Nadal's topspin forehand RPM's are predicted to create anti-matter or even small black holes and result in end of the world.

    Only on TTW, women grunting after the ball has reached the other side is attributed to the differential in the speed of sound and light (courtesy Prof. suresh).

    Only on TTW, Sunny Deol is mentioned more on a tennis forum in tennis threads than he is on the rest of the internet combined.

    (Yaay, I finally made a relevant post).
     
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  29. Gorecki

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    Only on TTW Chuck Norris a winning H2H to Sunny Deol
     
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  30. Sentinel

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    Sunny Deol is Chuck Norris when Chuck wants to know how it feels to be ugly. :)
     
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  31. Gorecki

    Gorecki G.O.A.T.

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    win

    10 sunny chucks
     
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  32. T1000

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    Nadal is the best serve and volleyer of all time with a 100% success rate in one final

    *******s are right

    saying RodDICK is fine but Del Pony is offensive (still lol at this one)

    LoneWolf thinks he can beat a boxer and mma fighter in a street fight
     
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  33. jokinla

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    Yes folks, we've got a live one here, only on TTW is Berdych, just two days before the start of the 2012 FO, the hottest player on tour, yep nowhere else will you read gems like this.
     
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  34. jokinla

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    How could I forget his one, "Nadal won three slams in 2010, in addition to the clay season. But that was all."
    Yep no doubt, another year down the toilet.
     
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  35. cluckcluck

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    Only on TTW Serena is an asset to women's tennis.
     
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  36. KineticChain

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    Only on TTW can you discuss tennis in a polite and well-mannered fashion with like minded individuals.
    Am i doin it right?
     
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  37. sureshs

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    Once Chuck Norris met Rajnikant, and turned into a mere joke on the Internet.
     
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  38. sureshs

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    Only on TTW can people confuse WTF with WTA.
     
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  39. papertank

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    Only on TTW is Nadal a talentless, cheating "demon" that is not only a disgrace to tennis but also the human race

    Only on TTW Nadal NEVER beats Federer or Djokovic fair and square.

    Only on TTW is being a defensive player a cheap, deplorable, cheating tactic. Also defensive tennis is not real tennis and takes no skill.

    Only on TTW the key for ANY player to improve their game is to "be more aggressive"
     
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  40. tennis_pro

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    It's the truth.
     
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  41. Tammo

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    Of liars...
     
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  42. Andres

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    Only on TTW a person can arm his way to 130 mph serves.

    Only on TTW mY sWeEt SwEeEt NadAL wiLl wIn 47 sLamS

    Ahh, I forgot: Only on TTW you can assure the speed of a surface vs. the same surface by the amount of service holds.
     
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  43. sureshs

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    Only on TTW can a player with a losing H2H and losing Olympic record against a person of his own era be considered the GOAT.
     
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  44. Sentinel

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    Only on TTW, "will" means "win" when used in a thread title, and there is a tennis player named "Will Roger".
     
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  45. Sentinel

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    Only on TTW, can a person who has never won a blue clay title in his whole life, and has a losing blue clay h2h against his pigeon be considered to be the greatest clay courter of all times.
     
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  46. TMF

    TMF Talk Tennis Guru

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    It's true. He got fined for on court coaching by the ATP. That's cheating and he had to paid the price. He also knew full well that there's time limitation between points and continue to violate the rules.
     
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  47. stringertom

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    Only on TTW can one reach the exalted TTG status by consistently posting tripe like this, no?
     
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  48. stringertom

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    Only on TTW can the principles of MallorcanMath be honored as truth...you know, when 10>16, or 1>4, or 1>5, or 2>6, or 0>6.
     
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  49. BHiC

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    Only on TTW can a 4.5 man take sets off of top WTA pros (or Nadal, but only while chained to an elephant)
     
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  50. SStrikerR

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    Only on TTW can a thread with a potentially fun idea be turned into arguing about a certain Swiss player and a certain Spanish player less than a page in, thereby killing said fun.

    Kudos to you guys.*

    *you guys - not who you're thinking
     
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