Prepaire: No amount of titles or records can be comPaired to Benoits Paire

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Bionic Poster
Paire is 3-0 v Andujar and 2 of those meetings were on clay. However the last one was in 2013!

Will be interesting to see what, if anything, has changed in the last 6 years.
 
Paire is 3-0 v Andujar and 2 of those meetings were on clay. However the last one was in 2013!

Will be interesting to see what, if anything, has changed in the last 6 years.
Despite it being Challenger level, the Marbella encounter overweighs those ATP results due to it being a final just two weeks ago. That, and Andújar being the Master of Morocco.
 

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Bionic Poster
Paire is 3-0 v Andujar and 2 of those meetings were on clay. However the last one was in 2013!

Will be interesting to see what, if anything, has changed in the last 6 years.
Update: so nothing has changed. Paire resumes his dominance over Andujar despite the long gap since they last met. Another comfortable straight sets victory over the defending champion in Marrakech. .

Title #2 for Paire coming almost 4 years after his 1st one (2015 Bastad).
 
Food is often a mood lifter for me so I may splurge and dine at Copper Canyon tonight, where I always order their famous spaire ribs. Lots of napkins and wet-naps, please as I eat them using my paire of hands. Afterwards, I will return to my humble abode, aka Paireadise Lost.
Instead of using abode, you may be interested in sojourn, which sounds more Pairean.
 
Oh Benoît, gentilhomme si cher
Pour qui nos espoirs de plaire
Nous tentons de tout faire

Mais pourtant nos esprits errent
Pour cause d'une approche trop débonnaire
Inspirés du maître Paire

Des plages de Sao Paulo
Jusqu'à peut-être même Verchères
Il ne faut pas ignorer le boulot
Pour ne pas tout mettre en l'air

Avec une barbe si forte
Et un semblable caractère
Aucune racquette ne lui résiste
Pas même une en fer

Benoit, Ernests, et Fabio
Si un jour pouvaient se taire
Ce serait trop beau
Sans doute une nouvelle ère
 
Can we say that Benoit’s strokes are paireipatetic?
For my surprise, there is no h in the “patetic” ending of the word.
As I thought it was, I was being pathetic.
 
Can we say that Benoit’s strokes are paireipatetic?
For my surprise, there is no h in the “patetic” ending of the word.
As I thought it was, I was being pathetic.
While Benoit does choose to use a paire of hands on the backhand, paireipatetic would describe his wandering through the wilderness of Challenger tournaments prior to finding his game at ATP250 level in Marrakech, using a paire of those lower level events to hone his skills before paireing down the draw there.
 
While Benoit does choose to use a paire of hands on the backhand, paireipatetic would describe his wandering through the wilderness of Challenger tournaments prior to finding his game at ATP250 level in Marrakech, using a paire of those lower level events to hone his skills before paireing down the draw there.
I see you’ve being paireusing Paire’s road to pairefection, apparently devoid of any paireplexity.
 
While Benoit does choose to use a paire of hands on the backhand, paireipatetic would describe his wandering through the wilderness of Challenger tournaments prior to finding his game at ATP250 level in Marrakech, using a paire of those lower level events to hone his skills before paireing down the draw there.
I see you’ve being paireusing Paire’s road to pairefection, apparently devoid of any paireplexity.
Now you guys are just being pairesseux
 
Prepaire for Benoit’s paireformance in 1R Barca, scheduled up next on Pista Manuel Orantes after the conclusion of the paireing of Jarry vs Grunthollers.

The WATLYNM Lodge staff are busy prepaireing an incompaireable suite for Benoit if he decides to stay with us in his prepaireation for next week in Munich.

@Red Rick
 
Needless delay by Jarry in losing the second set to Grunthollers. Thankfully, the prepairerations can now begin for at least a paire of sets featuring the Incompaireable Benoit!
 
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A pairelous match for Benoit so far to win a paire of games to tie at 2-all. His first serve effectiveness is unpairealleled at 100 pairecent with a paire of aces but he was denied breaks on a paire of points defended by Londero.
 
Benoit now has a paire of breaks to take a 7-5 3-1 lead while his own first serve numbers are indeed Incompaireable, losing just a paire of points with a good first ball in six service games.
 
Benoit paired the draw of Londero by losing just a paire of first serve points in an Incompaireable display of his aggressive clay court tennis so far in his paire of ATP events this year on that surface. Benoit yielded just a paire of games in the second of the paire of sets with him also notching a paire of breaks in that deciding set.

Benoit will next play #12 seed Pablo Carreno Busta in his next paireing.
 

Red Rick

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Benoit paired the draw of Londero by losing just a paire of first serve points in an Incompaireable display of his aggressive clay court tennis so far in his paire of ATP events this year on that surface. Benoit yielded just a paire of games in the second of the paire of sets with him also notching a paire of breaks in that deciding set.

Benoit will next play #12 seed Pablo Carreno Busta in his next paireing.
Sorry to tell you, but he won't staying at the Lodge
 
The Incompaireable Benoit wins in his own nonpaireil fashion, cruising to an easy win only to have to find an unpairelled third gear and bake a breadstick in the third for Busta, 6-4 6-7(9) 6-1. 13 aces paired with 12 paires of faults.
 
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