Rafa hitches a ride on Fed's Jet: Guess what the topic of discussion was?

Discussion in 'General Pro Player Discussion' started by Mr Topspin, Aug 15, 2007.

  1. Mr Topspin

    Mr Topspin Semi-Pro

    Jun 28, 2005
    It turns out Nadal got a lift on Federer's charter Jet from Montreal to Cincinnati yesterday. I can only guess at the topic of discussion:

    Nadal: 'Hey Rogi, thanks for the lift?'

    Federer: 'Yeah, yeah, cut the crap! We have a problem?'

    Nadal: 'Whats up?'

    Federer: 'What do you mean whats up? Isn't it obvious? That clown or Joker is up? That whats up?'.

    Nadal: 'Calm down Rogi. You mean Nova, no!'.

    Federer: (shaking his head in shock)

    Nadal: 'si, si! He is a problem, but more for you, si! He beat me like you, no, but it's on hard so i'm ok with it'.

    Federer: 'Your wrong, if you want to take over from me and be no 1, then we have to stop him before he gets too big, si'.

    Nadal: 'Si, si. I dont want Nova to be no 1 after you, it must be me not Nova! What you want me do Rogi? You want me to get Uncle Toni to talk to people who know people'.

    Federer: 'Now you are talking! We need this guy to go off the boil a little bit untill i break Pete's record, then goodluck..oops i mean then I get what i want then we deal with him then.'

    Nadal: 'You will be gone then. How will i stop him getting no 1 Rogi? No si!.'

    Federer: 'I will teach you s&v?.' Then you will win on hardcourts like me'.

    Nadal: 'Ok Rogi'. I call Uncle Tony and have him get some guys to work over Nova. Nova no play tennis for rest of year with bodily injuries. Si, Si'.

    Federer: 'That's perfect! Thanks Rafa. Where can i drop you off'.

    Nadal: 'At Cincy. We there yet, Rogi'.

    Federer: 'Sorry, I have to let you off at the next stop, i have personal business to discuss with some important partners'.

    (Plane lands in Vancouver abruptly, where a disgruntled Nadal is thrown out to the words 'Good luck in Cincy' says Federer.
  2. daddy

    daddy Legend

    Aug 13, 2007
    Moon Balls
    Ha ha !!!!!
  3. Ultra2HolyGrail

    Ultra2HolyGrail Hall of Fame

    Aug 2, 2004
    Uncle Tony RULES!!
  4. pound cat

    pound cat G.O.A.T.

    Feb 22, 2004

    ROTFL Very funny, si?

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