Rafa Nadal - The Quest of the Mallorcan Fury to defend Canada

[Deleted member 77403]

As the indomitable ferocious Mallorcan Fury hits the Great White North, the quest to defend Canada begins. This Brahma Bull is going to come out spitting, he is going to come out snorting and he going to rip apart all the pretenders who dare stand in his way.

The powerful topspin assault will cause his opponents to run for their lives, as each muscular helicopter forehand destroys their chances for survival.

And when it is all said and done, the raging bull will bite not only into a record breaking 34th Masters title, but will bite into the next gen and then proceed to spit them out.

The Mallorcan Fury returns....Next time on Dragon Ball Z

 

[Mainad]

He's a man on a mission ie. to defend a non-clay title for the first time in his life. Even Fed and Djoker realise it will be too dangerous to stand in his way and have beaten a hasty retreat.

Everybody else in the draw: be afraid, be very afraid!!!

 

[vladap]

Bamooooss

 

[Poisoned Slice]

The quest will happen and we will see what happens. Vamos.

 

[Doctor/Lawyer Red Devil]

Seeing that mascot running makes me laugh hard every time.

 

[Third Serve]

What's the deal with the mascot running?

 

[True Fanerer]

He'll win and be crowned favorite at UO immediately after like always.

 

[DSH]

Can the miracle happen?
Either way, if he succeed, fine, if he doesn't, he will be ok, too.
His MAIN priority before his BODA is to win his 4th US open!
This is his only motivation now.

 

[Djokodalerer31]

Can the miracle happen?
Either way, if he succeed, fine, if he doesn't, he will be ok, too.
His MAIN priority before his BODA is to win his 4th US open!
This is his only motivation now.

LMAO stop tripping! We all know why Djoko not playing Canada...

 

[DSH]

LMAO stop tripping! We all know why Djoko not playing Canada...

I referred to the fact that the Spaniard has not been able to defend a title outside of his beloved clay so far.

 

[jm1980]

It will depend on his draw... He hasn't played in anything since the Wimbledon semi, so an early landmine could knock him out

He'll be pretty hard to beat if he makes it past the first 2 rounds though

 

[weakera]

The Nadal.

 

[vladap]

uninjured Rafa never loses when blessed by the royalty!

 

[StrongRule]

Imagine if Nadal had to choose between winning Montreal and winning USO this year, what would he choose? If we assume he is not an imbecile of course.

I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know about this "hole" is his career, unless he spends all his time on reading tennis forums.

 

[Deleted member 743561]

I prefer the Mallorcan seaside for its elevated salt content.

 

[OhYes]

be afraid, be very afraid!!!

Oh I remember this - Nadal fans catch phrase

 

[DSH]

Imagine if Nadal had to choose between winning Montreal and winning USO this year, what would he choose? If we assume he is not an imbecile of course.

I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know about this "hole" is his career, unless he spends all his time on reading tennis forums.

 

[True Fanerer]

LMAO stop tripping! We all know why Djoko not playing Canada...

On Pepe retreat for mental exhaustion.

 

[DSH]

On Pepe retreat for mental exhaustion.

 

[True Fanerer]

I'm using this as a sleep aid tonight.

 

[Deleted member 77403]

I prefer the Mallorcan seaside for its elevated salt content.

Fact - Med sea has the highest concentration of salt because of how it was formed.

 

[Technology Ruined Tennis]

July '19 was either a weak era or a Golden Age for the VB.

 

[MeatTornado]

He's a man on a mission ie. to defend a non-clay title for the first time in his life. Even Fed and Djoker realise it will be too dangerous to stand in his way and have beaten a hasty retreat.

Everybody else in the draw: be afraid, be very afraid!!!

I do wonder if he even knows he's never done it.

 

[MeatTornado]

The first Masters event a Big 3 has had to themselves since Novak's re-emergence last year.

 

[Mainad]

I do wonder if he even knows he's never done it.

I imagine one of his many fans (maybe someone on here) has managed to remind him.

 

[Lleytonstation]

Next-gen be like "defending champ big3?"

 

[haqq777]

As the indomitable ferocious Mallorcan Fury hits the Great White North, the quest to defend Canada begins. This Brahma Bull is going to come out spitting, he is going to come out snorting and he going to rip apart all the pretenders who dare stand in his way.

The powerful topspin assault will cause his opponents to run for their lives, as each muscular helicopter forehand destroys their chances for survival.

And when it is all said and done, the raging bull will bite not only into a record breaking 34th Masters title, but will bite into the next gen and then proceed to spit them out.

The Mallorcan Fury returns....Next time on Dragon Ball Z

I censored my post

 

[HetTheGreaterer]

Nadl

 

[MichaelNadal]

The way you worded that, gross

 

[titoelcolombiano]

You mean his 35th M1000 title

 

[imajica77]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....how boring.

 

[MichaelNadal]

Fact - Med sea has the highest concentration of salt because of how it was formed.

It was God the story is epic af

 

[HetTheGreaterer]

It was God the story is epic af

Ned win good for tennis no!!??

 

[MichaelNadal]

Ned win good for tennis no!!??

Anything after 2017 is frosting on the cake long past caring lol

 

[HetTheGreaterer]

Anything after 2017 is frosting on the cake long past caring lol

Is the draw out or it is going to be next week??

 

[Lleytonstation]

Is the draw out or it is going to be next week??

Tomorrow. This is kind of a big deal, as it will be the first time he can say he defended a hard court tourney. Ever.

 

[RNadal]

What happened in the past happened and what will happen in the future will have happened no?

 

[Nitish]

Tomorrow. This is kind of a big deal, as it will be the first time he can say he defended a hard court tourney. Ever.

Is it that important though? seems an arbitrary record to me. Guy has won multiple HC slams anyway.

 

[Lleytonstation]

Is it that important though? seems an arbitrary record to me. Guy has won multiple HC slams anyway.

True, but I mean it adds to the tourney run and gives it "some" excitement opposed to just winning number 35 or whatever number he is at.

 

[Nitish]

True, but I mean it adds to the tourney run and gives it "some" excitement opposed to just winning number 35 or whatever number he is at.

That's true though, especially with Fed and Novak out.

 

[natalia]

As Canadian, here I declare that Canada has no need to be defended.
Rafi can relax.

 

[HetTheGreaterer]

Tomorrow. This is kind of a big deal, as it will be the first time he can say he defended a hard court tourney. Ever.

Only if he defends it...
Nadal and HC have not been a pretty deal for rafa since USO 17. He completed just 3 of them. Got spanked in 2 finals, won 1 against (•)(•)

 

[Lleytonstation]

Only if he defends it...
Nadal and HC have not been a pretty deal for rafa since USO 17. He completed just 3 of them. Got spanked in 2 finals, won 1 against (•)(•)

Yep, but I just don't see who can beat him if he plays well.

 

[HetTheGreaterer]

As Canadian, here I declare that Canada has no need to be defended.
Rafi can relax.

Yeah
US is doing its job. Rafa can lose

 

[HetTheGreaterer]

Yep, but I just don't see who can beat him if he plays well.

Shapovalov did it in 2017.
Cilic nearly did it last year.

 

[Lleytonstation]

Shapovalov did it in 2017.
Cilic nearly did it last year.

Don't get me wrong, he is no lock, but he is the clear favorite, and I just don't see anyone looking that great. But let's hope someone can.

 

[HetTheGreaterer]

Don't get me wrong, he is no lock, but he is the clear favorite, and I just don't see anyone looking that great. But let's hope someone can.

Yes he does go down as the favourite, especially given the absence of roger and novak..
Not the heavy favourite though

 

[Deleted member 77403]

After waiting anxiously to see how the treacherous path unfolded before him, Goffin, Fognini, Tsitsipas, Thiem...all potentially lined up to stop the bull

The Mallorcan Fury now knows what needs to be done...a full day of training in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber

The time to Vamos has come! And defense of the Great White North begins....

 

[Lleytonstation]

After waiting anxiously to see how the treacherous path unfolded before him, Goffin, Fognini, Tsitsipas, Thiem...all potentially lined up to stop the bull

The Mallorcan Fury now knows what needs to be done...a full day of training in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber

The time to Vamos has come! And defense of the Great White North begins....

That first GIF is exactly how I think he looks after seeing the draw. The last one is when he beats every single one of them.

 

[vernonbc]

I imagine one of his many fans (maybe someone on here) has managed to remind him.

Why would they? It doesn't matter a whit to anyone but a handful of TT posters. Rafa has plenty of hard court victories to keep him and his fans happy.