Again this is a parody of Jack Bauer/Chuck Norris facts.... 1. The only time Rafael Nadal chokes is when a piece of banana gets stuck in his throat. 2. Rafael Nadal doesn't waste time. Everyone else rushes. 3. Rafael Nadal doesn't pick wedges. His wedgies pick him. 4. When Roger Federer won Roland Garros, he had to make sure Rafael Nadal's name wasn't on his replica trophy. 5. To help make the tennis calendar shorter, Rafael Nadal requested that all Grand Slams last only 7 days. 6. Rafael Nadal didn't like carpet, so the surface ceased to exist. 7. Rafael Nadal's mere presence slowed down the grass at Wimbledon. 8. Just before the US Open draw was announced, Rafael Nadal prayed that he would wind up in Roger Federer's half of the draw. 9. Rafael Nadal can be injured and not injured at the same time (had to throw that one in) 10. Water bottles across the world can't wait to have Rafael Nadal's mouth touch them. 11. Rafael Nadal wanted to play the Australian Open final 10 minutes after his semi with Verdasco ended.