Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by Leelord337, Nov 21, 2007.
The two Snowies make up the rest of the Big 3.
That's very kind of you, but fortunately you are wrong in this case. @Sentinel and @stringertom alone surpass me handily, but then again, they have been submitted to the inspiring influx of the Methane Master for much longer than I have.
You embarrass me by including me with greats like Tom and Rusty. The top 10 include yourself, @Power Player @gut wax, Jeol Dali, @vive le beau jeu ! , @jwjh and several promising new youngsters such as @Rubens @Minion . I am just a journey man in this grand venture.
Nonsense. You are a towering giant over the great poasters of the Vortex.
I think that Sureshs's methane effusions manage to inspire everybody and lift them to previously unseen heights.
Those are just his moonballs that go to unseen heights. Are we suresh's moonballs ?
We are the Poobah's Witnesses
We are Sureshs's shards of wisdom, as they wash up in the turbulent currents of the TTW sewage pipes.
I was just about to write that we are suresh's faarts of wisdom as they waft across the stagnant currents of TTW's septic tanks.
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, "Are you ill?"
The second byte replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."
The first byte must have been spot on.
There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
That dog seriously looks like it's going to explode.
Cure for common cold found.... in 1863.
Maybe one of those rear-end explosions that sureshs is famous for when he hasn't been for a few days.
A husband and wife are lounging in bed on the morning of the wife's birthday.
The wife is full of excited anticipation at what presents her beloved husband has bought her.
He reaches out under the bed and grabs the first present which is long and thin.
The wife opens up the present to find a magic wand and the husband encourages her to wave it around. To humour him she obliges.
The husband then reaches out under the bed for the main presents only to say "Darling you have made your other presents disappear"!
Those detainees still desperately seeking escape from The Vortex would pay millions for a chance to wave that magic wand over the supine sureshs.
However, sureshs makes food disappear without needing a magic wand.
Maybe he ate some of suresh's appetizers
Psycho Santa Scare Prank!
Just hope Brother Dali doesn't hear the words "supine sureshs".
otoh, it might raise his poastings to nevr-bef0re acheived heights.
Guy tries to smoke and he fails!
Where's the knee bend?
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice!
Yo mama so fat...
When she jumps, she get stuck!
Proper sureshs response:
"Knees can bend???"
What did cavemen call the world's first bra?
An over the shoulder boulder holder.
That's as old and bad as this:
NYT bestseller was a little work called Under The Grandstand by the noted authority Seymour Butts.
Of course that joke is old.... been around since the days of the caveman.
LMFAO. But no Sureshs Dump?
An interview in which the candidate is asked to program fizzbuzz on the whiteboard.
Separate names with a comma.