Random thread of good jokes, aggie jokes, yo mama jokes, or what have you..

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  1. FedFosterWallace

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    Guess they liked his idea. :) Hope his estate got some royalties.
     
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    How does a physicist exercise?

    By pumping ion.
     
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    A poetic physicist goes one better...he pumps in iambic pentameter!:cool:

    An architect does it by pumping ionic columns.
     
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    I've heard that (between swigs of HGH) Coric pumps Doric.
     
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    Ricardo Montalban used to pump rich Corinthian leather for the Chrysler Córdoba. Maybe to bulk up for his Klingon role in Star Trek, he switched to pumping Corinthian columns, no?
     
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    If Domi ditches his Rocky-in-the-forest routine, perhaps he may find salvation in a sandwich. However, I suspect he's got his biceps set on an acropolis.
     
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