Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by Leelord337, Nov 21, 2007.
Guess they liked his idea. Hope his estate got some royalties.
How does a physicist exercise?
By pumping ion.
A poetic physicist goes one better...he pumps in iambic pentameter!
An architect does it by pumping ionic columns.
I've heard that (between swigs of HGH) Coric pumps Doric.
Ricardo Montalban used to pump rich Corinthian leather for the Chrysler Córdoba. Maybe to bulk up for his Klingon role in Star Trek, he switched to pumping Corinthian columns, no?
If Domi ditches his Rocky-in-the-forest routine, perhaps he may find salvation in a sandwich. However, I suspect he's got his biceps set on an acropolis.
I was gonna make a sodium joke, but Na.
Ok I have a different one: 2 scientists walk into a bar.
One says, "I want H20."
The other says, "I want H20 too".
The second one dies.
Ok, here's a potassium joke. What, you don't want to hear it? K.
I was going to tell you a joke about noble gases but all the good ones Argon.
Argon walks into a bar and the bartender yells out "what are you doing in here, we don't serve elements, get out!"
Argon doesn't react.
Are those noble gases coming out of Uranus?
I am a dedicated follower of you and addicted to the compound gas from Uranus so much so that you call me, "Thane!"
They've begun detecting your gravitational waves, I hear.
Q: What's the hot new mechanical drawing toy that's sweeping the nation?
Wretch A Sketch
Ultra wide display??!
Dumb it down if I may.
Yo mama so fat she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so short she had to slam dunk her bus fare
Yo mama so old when she lifted her breast to wash, a pilgrim fell out.
Yo mama so old that Sacha Baron Cohen named her privates "Sleeve Of Wizard."
I will never look at Javier Bardem the same way again.
Grammar is importanter
Anton Chigureshs appreciates your appreciation.
Where are all the aggie jokes at? What has this thread become?
If Jimbo Fisher doesn't deliver the Aggies a national chip or two very soon, his UUUGGGEEE contract will be the Aggie joke to end all jokes.
Is an Aggie one what works in agriculture?
Why can't aggie farmers raise chickens?
They plant the eggs too deep.
An Aggie attends the Texas Agricultural & Mining University, once looked down upon by the highbrows at the University of Texas.
Now that Youthful Zebediah works the fruit of the land, might he be considered a sort of aggie?
Miner, Zed the Minor. That makes him an Aggie.
Q: What does the #4 player in the world do during the second week of slams?
A: Watches just like everyone else!
Your mama so fat, when she jump, she gets stuck!
Your mama so fat, she bigger than outside.
Your mama so fat, when she get out of bed in the morning she get out on both sides.
and especially Rice University.
Even Baylor is higher up the ladder.
Ricardo Montalban part was a genetically modified superhuman that had 10X strength of a regular human. The Hulk has 200X the strength of a average human, has a anger management problem and qualify to work as a barroom bouncer! Nobody will sucker punch the Hulk and live to let about it! LOL!
Q: What did the Aggie say when he walked into the bar?
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