Random thread of good jokes, aggie jokes, yo mama jokes, or what have you..

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  1. stringertom

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    Nadal's draws.
     
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    I wonder if @sureshs will understand this joke.

    Maybe @JoelDali can explain it to him over a sustained release spray.
     
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    A grown man dressed in pink shorts, wristbands, headband and sneakers with matching pink trim. He is bending over two water bottles on a short break after just one game of play, obsessed with the exact placement of said bottles. On his wrist is a wrist watch worth enough money to feed thousands of starving people for an entire year. This is the image I tuned into shortly after a needed nap. This is a sad joke.
     
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    The watch was given to him for sponsorship. He did not buy it. The workers who make the watch also make a living when someone buys it.
     
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    Then feed the poor with his endorsement fees instead of gambling at the poker tables.
     
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    Ftfy
     
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    The owners of sweatshops also make a living when we buy clothes and shoes made with child labour ;)
     
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    Suri poasts his coaching advice here for free. He is not paid for it. Does this constitute forced labour? What is more he also has to face barbs and bullying from the pros.

    By "labour" if of course mean intense physical activity and not anything else, you dirty minds.
     
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    Particularly $180 sneakers the SexiSuri wears when we know it is impossible for him to sneak up on anyone.:p:D
     
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    NIKE should pay Resh for stress testing their sneakers.
    They could advertise them as "battle-tested pachyderm-grade".
     
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    That flix my Bic!
     
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    The aftermath of a delivery order from a certain resident of Mira Mesa???
     
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