How 'bout we just keep this nonsense in this one thread so as not to pollute the entire forum with it? Now, keep in mind, anyone who actually picks Rod Laver to beat anyone or anything is going to really get on Chopin's bad side. And, trust me, that's not where you want to me given that the dude plays chess and lives in the Virgin Islands. With that little disclaimer out of the way, please allow me to start by proposing a hypothetical matchup of Rod Laver vs. the Chicago Bulls. Of course, the Bulls will destroy Laver because of the spin, power and height in the modern game. In the famous words of Da Superfans, the score will be "402 to zip, Da Bulls." Thoughts?