AP/Router News (March 2, 2009) From Nashville, TN: Currey Tennis Center reported today that Samster vs. Saram will be slated for for Spring 2009 when the wintry storm passes Middle Tennesse sometime in the near future. Both hail from the state of Tennessee, home of Jack Daniels, country music, and of course, the Titans. Speaking of titans, our local correspondant caught up with Samster at Five Guys this afternoon catching a late afternoon snack. Speaking confidently as he poured ketchup on the freshly-made little bacon cheeseburgers, Samster stated that he was not worried too much about the matchup. "Like Federer, I don't really work on my weaknesses. Most days I don't practice at all." (See http://www.xpress4me.com/sport/uae/tennis/20012102.html) "I don't really know much about this Saram guy or what he has been up to lately. We (the Nashville crew) last heard he was dating some hot southern belle before he disappeared from the boards for several months." "All the sudden he reappears at TTW claiming he can wield a NCode 6.1 Tour 90 is just quite unbelievable." "As far as I am concerned, any racket < 93 sq. in. head requires daily practice and an NTRP level of at least 5.0, according to certain experts at TTW, or else risking injuries. I am sure he [Saram] is just talking smack. The man is probably using a paint job." Questioned about whether if he was slightly overconfident, Samster remarked: "Come on, at my last Exo I had to fly out to California with limited equipment (ie. one single racket) and almost pulled out a win." [ See Samster vs. Skraggle Exo I at http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=182333 ] "This time I won't make the same mistake, I plan to bring enough rackets to fit in my three TW 9-racket bags!"