Serena's apparent weight gain obsessions

[williams planet]

Seriously wonder if Serena just does a Seles and fades away?

I don't think Serena will.

As for Monica Seles, she has two distinctive careers, (post and pre stabbing)... and have done well with both. Hope to see Monica back again in 2006.

 

[Grimjack]

Force/Mass=acceleration Its in Serena's best interest to decrease her mass. If she loses 5% of her bodymass she'll be 5% faster, have 5% more endurance and put 5% less strain on the joints in her legs (or some combination of those of course) . Then again shes always had that nice curvy backside!

For the bolded part, you get full credit from a Newtonian standpoint. For the underlined part, although it's speculative, you'll get no argument from me.

Alas, everything past that point is either mathematically or aesthetically absurd.