Shopping Bag in Store

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Recent incident has gotten me thinking about stores ENCOURAGING you to bring re-usable bags into the store, especially in my jurisdiction where plastic bags have been banned.

So a few weeks ago, I was in the nut shop getting my usuals going bin from bin, putting them into my cloth bag. I got to the checkout counter and as she was scanning my nuts, the cashier said, "You know, you're not allowed to shop with a re-usable bag. Please use one of the baskets next time." I just rolled my eyes and said nothing when she said "have a nice day!". I thought little of it.

This week I was back and I continued with my usual routine. A different old lady cashier this time came up to me while shopping and said, "Sir, we appreciate you bringing your re-usable bag but you are going to have to use a basket or shopping cart. We have several by the front door."

I smirked and rolled my eyes, I couldn't deal with this annoyance anymore. Unfortunately, it's the only nut store in town and I am not going to pay grocery store prices for nuts. I ignored her and continued shopping. "Sir, Sir! Please take a basket, Sir."

I let out a smirk but mentally I had lost it inside.

"Or what?" I enquired.

"Excuse me?" She bellowed.

"Or, what?" I asked slower.

"Or you'll be asked to leave, Sir."

"You literally have a sign on the front door asking people to bring their re-usable bags. Now you're saying I can't use them."

"You can bring them for check-out, you can't shop with them. Shoplifting has been a big problem at our store." This was ridiculous because I have paid for my nuts nearly every time I've gone. I was a regular customer.

"I'm a paying customer, I've shopped here for ages."

"I know that, Sir, but it's the rule."

"I am going to keep shopping, in my own way, as I've always done it," I announced.

"Then you will be asked to leave, Sir."

"And if I continue shopping?" I asked.

"You will have to leave the store."

"Really?" I wondered aloud to her. "And how would you get me to leave?"

"Excuse me?"

"How would you go about removing me from the store? How would you physically have me moved from inside the store (where I am now) to outside the store (where you would like me to be)?"

Her eyes were wide open, apparently stunned that a mere customer should have the temerity to question a veteran cashier. She stood for a minute thinking about what to do, she then went over to the corner and talked to someone who was probably the manager. The manager waved her away and I continued shopping. When I got to check-out the manager was at the till. No "hello", no "did you find everything you were looking for?", just scan and pay. Me BAGGING MY OWN NUTS, into MY OWN BAG THAT I BROUGHT WITH ME because they don;t offer any. At the end of the transaction she said, "Sir, we are letting you know you are no longer welcome in our store. Next time you enter, the police will be called."

I just replied, "Yeah I'm sure the cops have nothing better to do," sarcastically and left.

I've run out of nuts. Should I go back? What would you do?
 
Take some small pieces of firewood, start a campfire behind the last row, and roast almonds and chestnuts on the floor.
When they come running, ask what's their policy on bringing your own firewood, because they didn't say last time.
 
1. You dirty!
2. You concealing, that's shoplifting, you criminal record
3. You attitude horrible
4. What's the name of the youtube video you got this from so I can watch it?

Leme tell u a couple a tree things.

1. Not dirty - There are small plastic bags on rolls for scooping the nuts (those are allowed, just not bags at checkout); those go into my re-usable bag
2. Not concealing - paying, clean record (sixties incarseration expungated)
3. I'm restoring the "customer is right" ethos, which prevailed in the retail sector up to the pan-demic
4. I don't watch youtube. Butchute.
 
Leme tell u a couple a tree things.

1. Not dirty - There are small plastic bags on rolls for scooping the nuts (those are allowed, just not bags at checkout); those go into my re-usable bag
2. Not concealing - paying, clean record (sixties incarseration expungated)
3. I'm restoring the "customer is right" ethos, which prevailed in the retail sector up to the pan-demic
4. I don't watch youtube. Butchute.
1. Phew!
2. Tell it to the judge!
3. You restoring with horrible attitude
4. What's the name of the reddit thread that you took this from?
 
Hey nut man with the attitude, buy your damn nuts online since you are trespassed from all nut stores. What kind of a man shoplifts and doesn't watch YouTube?! Then where did you learn to shoplift?!
 
This is the Seinfeld episode on "taking back fruit" revisited. Store policy means you may suffer eviction if you don't obey. It's the equivalent of "do you accept cookies?".
 
Let me ask all starving nut shoppers a few worldly questions 〰️〰️

"Do hungry bears bring a shoping bag to the wild salmon river?"
"Do Maple tree farmers ask politely to the tree, before they take away all the syrup?"
"Does King Trump ask politely before he takes away liberty and democracy?"
"Does that country surrounding Gaza ask politely before they grap all the land?"

If your answers are NO, then I have an interesting plan for you 〰️〰️

First we all gather together outside of this unfriendly nut shop at exactly 4:55 PM on April 1st.
Then we rush in together, just before closing time, and eat every single damn nut that we can find.
When the shop owner screams "My God! What the Hell is happening to my beloved nut shop?",
we say, "You told us not to use bags, so what else are we supposed to do, you dumb jerk❗️"
------ So Be It :cool: ------ and so April Fools!
 
Let me ask all starving nut shoppers a few worldly questions 〰️〰️

"Do hungry bears bring a shoping bag to the wild salmon river?"
"Do Maple tree farmers ask politely to the tree, before they take away all the syrup?"
"Does King Trump ask politely before he takes away liberty and democracy?"
"Does that country surrounding Gaza ask politely before they grap all the land?"

If your answers are NO, then I have an interesting plan for you 〰️〰️

First we all gather together outside of this unfriendly nut shop at exactly 4:55 PM on April 1st.
Then we rush in together, just before closing time, and eat every single damn nut that we can find.
When the shop owner screams "My God! What the Hell is happening to my beloved nut shop?",
we say, "You told us not to use bags, so what else are we supposed to do, you dumb jerk❗️"
------ So Be It :cool: ------ and so April Fools!
I just ate 20 lbs of nuts in 5 minutes and now I'm going to jail for theft and my lawyer wants $5,000 for a retainer and an additional $2,500 to replace the suit I threw up on. Thanks!
 
I just ate 20 lbs of nuts in 5 minutes and now I'm going to jail for theft and my lawyer wants $5,000 for a retainer and an additional $2,500 to replace the suit I threw up on. Thanks!
Ouuuu, I see!... Are you one of the last stragglers who came in, after our Nut Freedom Team was just leaving? Sorry.
Next time, keep up with us! We'll put you at the center of the group. That jerk of a nut boss only grabs people on the outer edge of our swarming team❗
 
Yes folks of the humble lower hamlets, I admit that I'm a nut lover, and I'm not just singing about the womanfolk here!
Every 3 months, or thereabouts, I trek down from my secluded high alpine hut on my mule Molisa, and I let the dumb nut shop know who's the boss.
I say to that yonder cityslicker nut shop boss, "Okay, you jerk! Give me 500 almonds for $1, or I'll tell the Nut Freedom Team to give you a visit!"

Then I put the nuts in a locked cage, and leave them at the edge of Fat Deer Creek. Soon enough, after the next forest fire rolls through,
I go there and collect my grilled almonds, and barbecued venison. That keeps me going, until I make my next batch of tasty varmit stew!!
If you have the fortitude to hike up here for a visit, bring a big jug of that homemade Mountain Moonshine Whiskey, and we'll have a party!
------ So Be It ;) ------
 
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Yes folks of the humble lower hamlets, I admit that I'm a nut lover, and I'm not just singing about the womanfolk here!
Every 3 months, or thereabouts, I trek down from my secluded high alpine hut on my mule Molisa, and I let the dumb nut shop know who's the boss.
I say to that yonder cityslicker nut shop boss, "Okay, you jerk! Give me 500 almonds for $1, or I'll tell the Nut Freedom Team to give you a visit!"

Then I put the nuts in a locked cage, and leave them at the edge of Fat Deer Creek. Soon enough, after the next forest fire rolls through,
I go there and collect my grilled almonds, and barbecued venison. That keeps me going, until I make my next batch of tasty varmit stew!!
If you have the fortitude to hike up here for a visit, bringe a big jug of that homemade Mountain Moonshine Whiskey, and we'll have a party!
------ So Be It ;) ------
You talk funny.
 
Since covid era, I've never used public shopping trolleys nor shopping baskets. I always use my own shopping bags, my own freezer bags and my own shopping trolley.

The shops here don't mind with that, and the staff know me well and are very friendly with me. In addition, they have smart cameras on the checkout machines too, so they can see if you shoplift or not.

I never touch the checkout screens too. I use a stylus pen which I keep in a special wallet so that I don't touch the stylus' nib. I also have hand sanitizers with me all the time and always sanitize my hands when I finish shopping.
 
Mensik isn’t winning this match without improving that fh.
Uhhh,... maybe you could tell Mensik to eat more nuts on each changeover, for strength?
I started doing that, and it gave me unbelievable precision on my half volley❗
Then a sudden gust of wind blew all my nuts over to my opponent's chair! He put them
away into his tennis bag, I lost my power, and lost my match. (Wimbledon quarterfinals?)
------ So Be It :oops: ------
 
Uhhh,... maybe you could tell Mensik to eat more nuts on each changeover, for strength?
I started doing that, and it gave me unbelievable precision on my half volley❗
Then a sudden gust of wind blew all my nuts over to my opponent's chair! He put them
away into his tennis bag, I lost my power, and lost my match. (Wimbledon quarterfinals?)
------ So Be It :oops: ------
He won the match because he improved his forehand in the last few games.
 
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Since covid era, I've never used public shopping trolleys nor shopping baskets. I always use my own shopping bags, my own freezer bags and my own shopping trolley.

The shops here don't mind with that, and the staff know me well and are very friendly with me. In addition, they have smart cameras on the checkout machines too, so they can see if you shoplift or not.

I never touch the checkout screens too. I use a stylus pen which I keep in a special wallet so that I don't touch the stylus' nib. I also have hand sanitizers with me all the time and always sanitize my hands when I finish shopping.
It’s obvious that you can get away with that retrograde behavior just because you live in a third world country.
Advanced countries have stores with controlled shopping bags/baskets for nuts and other items.
 
I've had to refuse so many young ladies flinging themselves at me for fear of contamination.

It’s obvious that you can get away with that retrograde behavior just because you live in a third world country.
Advanced countries have stores with controlled shopping bags/baskets for nuts and other items.
 
Interesting! I've sometimes heard that the proper use of a tennis racquet, is to touch it by holding it.
Now I understand why I can't return serve, because I'm standing there, but my racquet is still protected inside my bag! :rolleyes:
 
It’s obvious that you can get away with that retrograde behavior just because you live in a third world country.
Advanced countries have stores with controlled shopping bags/baskets for nuts and other items.
If they are carrying sanitizer by the bucket, why do they care if they touch a stylus or a screen. Just load up on the sanitizer. Seems crazy to me?
 
If they are carrying sanitizer by the bucket, why do they care if they touch a stylus or a screen. Just load up on the sanitizer. Seems crazy to me?
No, it’s not unreasonable.
However, on site rules and regulations are there for a reason, and they’re meant to be followed.
Even the slightest hint of breaking them could justify calling in the authorities to keep everything in check.
Alternative self-initiated responses should be carefully evaluated on a case-by-case basis to ensure their appropriateness and effectiveness.
 
It’s obvious that you can get away with that retrograde behavior just because you live in a third world country.
Advanced countries have stores with controlled shopping bags/baskets for nuts and other items.
Did I tell you about the time I was kicked out of a Bolivian supermarket in your village for not following the local rules?
 
Did I tell you about the time I was kicked out of a Bolivian supermarket in your village for not following the local rules?
Yes. And I am glad you learned your lesson.

We are also very respectful of our own rules and procedures down here when we don’t have the appropriate connections to help sidestep them.
 
Yes. And I am glad you learned your lesson.

We are also very respectful of our own rules and procedures down here when we don’t have the appropriate connections to help sidestep them.
I fact, I was kicked out the same store twice on the same day, for breaking two different rules. And then I broke a third rule and got away with it.
 
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