Well I opened the vid and had a little chuckle at the comments on the lighting etc, and it was a harmless enough tape.......until.
I watched till the end then had to rewind to double check.
Things are still falling into place as I digest this but here are my thoughts so far...
First this is not a video about tennis, the angle is not good, the lighting is terrible, and in case you were still in any doubt, there are only a couple of icantbebothered shots on there.
But what was on there was illuminating, pardon the pun.
You had a ball come across your court, you pretended not to see it, and didnt fetch it, forcing the other guy to scamper across and get it. When he did get it you asked if it was his ball, or something, thereby giving credence to the fact that you allegedly had not seen it.
Then you approached the net, and I had my tech guys blow up the volume and I can make out "tyres" "knife" and "kick his arse".
Then you came back and hit an overhead, clearly signifying the intent and explosive action you are capable of. Then it stopped before you even hit another shot, telling us clearly this is not about tennis.
This is a tennis haiku, it has at least 3 hidden layers of meanings. The first exposed message is this is a tennis clip and its not that good quality. The first hidden message is that if this is not about tennis, then its about something else, but what. The clues i mention above are all there to show the next hidden layer.
The conclusion to be drawn is that you are a bad arse for hire, you will step in to right wrongs, or just plain kick arse, wherever your clients need you, whether its bullying at college (Drillbit Taylor ring a bell?), or some protection tax to be levied, or bodies to be disposed of.
Its a very clever clip, and you intent is not lost on this forum. I will get my techies to review some of the footage again, and we will find the hidden pixel behind which lies the URL to how you can be contacted privately for any job that needs to be done,and done quick, no questions asked, cash only.
Good Luck.