Discussion in 'Former Pro Player Talk' started by The Gorilla, Jun 7, 2007.
lol.....i think he answered it for you
Retire? Retire from What?
yes, he should! or not...
are you serious.
Just thought I'd confuse you.
These threads are getting annoying.
he should retire from retirement.
THIS THREAD SUCKS BECAUSE: (Place X where applies)
[_] This topic did not need a separate thread
[_] Fake/duplicate account
[_] It asks when and/or will Nadal become #1 in the world
[_] It is a Nadal v Federer thread where making sense is prohibited
[_] It assumes Federer will forever be on top of the tennis world
[X] It is a lame troll attempt
[_] It is a “Threaten to leave” thread
[_] It over hypes players that don’t deserve it
[X] Original Poster's grammar makes me suspect the post was written by 4 year old
[_] It claims Player X career is over after 1 bad loss
[_] It tries to determine the best player ever (on any surface) for the 200th time
[_] It compares Graf and Seles, in any way.
[_] It asks when or if a young player will ever reach their potential after a totally expected loss
[_] It is a serious discussion of a exhibition match
[_] It proclaims a 16-18 year old's career is finished after a couple of first round losses
[_] It has the word Gilbert in the subject line
[_] It discusses doubles when its not a Davis Cup weekend
[_] It is a serious discussion of a clay clown's chances at a clay event or in an individual match against a competent clay player
[_] It is the annual thread where people complain about clay courters not showing up and embarrassing themselves on grass
[_] It is the annual thread where people complain about Americans not showing up in Monte Carlo
[_] It speculates whether player X is on dope without any evidence
[_] It asks/assumes Safin is finished in tennis after a totally expected few first round loss to the local baker in the first round of small tournament X
[X] Use the damn search engine
[_] It accuses the loser of choking when he did nothing of the sort
[_] It talks about fake injuries and/or fake injury time outs
[_] Cramp is called a injury
[_] BROKEN CAPS LOCK
[_] It claims females can be competitive with males in any form of tennis
[X] Wrong forum, eejit.
[X] It was created by a 13 year old desperate for attention
Trolls on the TW board should follow Agassi's example and retire.
Should Sampras retire?
Laver should retire
Should Rene Lacoste retire?
the first guy to ever play tennis should retire
How bout that Clijsters? She should retire she's way past her prime.
Every player who loses an ATP match should retire, and every player who wins one should post his latest setup under Pro Gear.
SoBad - you should retire. What are you, 65 already?
Should George W Bush retire?
Nice list Voltron. Did you make it yourself? Can i use it sometime?
everyone is allowed to use the form.
Brilliant list. I would add Maria and Serena trolls. ie: OMGOZ MARIA SHRIEKS SO LOUD or SERENA!!!11 WHALE OR WOMAN?
Why do you say that? I have not lost an ATP match yet.
What?! At 65, you haven't even played a single match?
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