Should Alcaraz Marry Nadal's Sister?

[Berrettini_Fan]

Maria Isabel Nadal is a model and perfect specimen of female beauty standards. By marrying her, Alcaraz will have "joined the houses" with respect to Spanish Tennis Royalty. Would this not be the ultimate fairy tale marriage?

 

[TheGoldenEra1990’s]

yea. Beauty and the beast. Great TV series back in the late 80’s

 

[tennis3]

Couldn’t he just marry Rafa? Or is he already married to Pico?

 

[Berrettini_Fan]

yea. Beauty and the beast. Great TV series back in the late 80’s

Alcaraz is too short to be the beast.

 

[Poisoned Slice]

If anybody calls Carlos beast, I'll rip their lungs out.

 

[nolefam_2024]

If anybody calls Carlos beast, I'll rip their lungs out.

Zverev did

 

[nolefam_2024]

Yes, German tennis player Alexander Zverev called Carlos Alcaraz a "beast" after losing to him in the 2024 Roland Garros final:

 

[Rafa4LifeEver]

Couldn’t he just marry Rafa? Or is he already married to Pico?

He's not gay lol

 

[ibbi]

When the cougar wakes up every morning.

 

[The Blond Blur]

 

[Hawks9451]

He's not gay lol

Who, Rafa?

 

[Berrettini_Fan]

Just imagine the beautiful babies they would make!

 

[THUNDERVOLLEY]

Maria Isabel Nadal is a model and perfect specimen of female beauty standards. By marrying her, Alcaraz will have "joined the houses" with respect to Spanish Tennis Royalty. Would this not be the ultimate fairy tale marriage?

Why would Nadal's sister--your alleged "perfect specimen of female beauty standards" want to marry...

 

[vokazu]

Yuck

 

[norcal]

Perhaps Berrettini can marry Sinner's sister!

 

[Arak]

Why would Nadal's sister--your alleged "perfect specimen of female beauty standards" want to marry...

Because he can go all out for 5 sets.

 

[jackson vile]

Is she hot?

 

[Fabresque]

Definitely the off-season, when weird nonsense like this starts popping up on GPPD.

 

[Subway Tennis]

This could be the first TTW GPPD wedding.

@Federer and Del Potro can be the celebrant who marries the happy couple.

 

[Rafa4LifeEver]

Who, Rafa?

Both, Rafa & Carlos.

 

[Berrettini_Fan]

Is she hot?

Google Maria Isabel Nadal

 

[I Am Finnish]

She is like 15 years older than Tiny

 

[Berrettini_Fan]

She is like 15 years older than Tiny

What if Alcaraz is into older women?

 

[I Am Finnish]

What if Alcaraz is into older women?

Then lucky him he should go for it

 

[ollinger]

What if Alcaraz is into older women?

In that case he should pursue a close relative of Penelope Cruz (or Penelope, if she grows weary of Bardem)

 

[sportsfan1]

This video is from 2020.

 

[Lleytonstation]

If he saw this, it would go right over him.

 

[Lleytonstation]

Maria Isabel Nadal is a model and perfect specimen of female beauty standards. By marrying her, Alcaraz will have "joined the houses" with respect to Spanish Tennis Royalty. Would this not be the ultimate fairy tale marriage?

It really is a no brainer. She is only 35. Not that big of a difference.

 

[messiahrobins]

Maria Isabel Nadal is a model and perfect specimen of female beauty standards. By marrying her, Alcaraz will have "joined the houses" with respect to Spanish Tennis Royalty. Would this not be the ultimate fairy tale marriage?

No. I'll put myself in there maybe as potential husband material for her. I would think she likes peaceful, non-argumentative, modest, respectful gentlemen who are handsome. Alcaraz ticks all the boxes bar the last one.

 

[messiahrobins]

It really is a no brainer. She is only 35. Not that big of a difference.

Older women and younger men isnt natural. The perfect age gap for men and women is the man to be 15-20 years older.

 

[jackson vile]

Google Maria Isabel Nadal

Pass

 

[Sudacafan]

She's 35. He's 21.

 

[Lleytonstation]

She's 35. He's 21.

If I was 21, sign me up.

 

[Nostradamus]

Maria Isabel Nadal is a model and perfect specimen of female beauty standards. By marrying her, Alcaraz will have "joined the houses" with respect to Spanish Tennis Royalty. Would this not be the ultimate fairy tale marriage?

i saw her first

 

[Mustard]

Older women and younger men isnt natural. The perfect age gap for men and women is the man to be 15-20 years older.

Nature says different. Men peak sexually in their teens and 20s, and women in their 30s and 40s.

 

[vive le beau jeu !]

Nature says different. Men peak sexually in their teens and 20s, and women in their 30s and 40s.

are there inflation eras in that field as well?

 

[I Am Finnish]

If I was 21 and 172 cm, sign me up.

Interesting

 

[Sudacafan]

Why did I participate in this thread?
Should Emma Raducanu marry Jack Draper?

 

[Sudacafan]

Nature says different. Men peak sexually in their teens and 20s, and women in their 30s and 40s.

And when do men and women peak mentally?

 

[Sudacafan]

Should Denis Shapovalov marry Eugenie Bouchard, or her sister?

 

[Sudacafan]

Should Juan Martín Del Potro marry Gabriela Sabattini (today 37 vs 54).
This is like projecting the same age gap between Alcaraz and Nadal's sister in 15 to 20 years' time.

 

[Sudacafan]

I will propose some new couples later.
It's really a shame that all of these people are still single.
We should help them find their match.

 

[vive le beau jeu !]

Should Denis Shapovalov marry Eugenie Bouchard, or her sister?

what did denis do to deserve such a punishment?

 

[Sudacafan]

what did denis do to deserve such a punishment?

I hate his in-between the legs ball bouncing pre-service ritual.

 

[bnjkn]

Yeah, definitely.

 

[fafa]

Is she still single?

 

[I Am Finnish]

what did denis do to deserve such a punishment?

lol

 

[Lleytonstation]

Interesting

If I was 172cm I would be happy if a pop tart wanted to date me, let alone Rafa's beautiful sister.

If Carlos the Shepherd asked Rafa's sister on a date, she would get down on her knees so she could look him in the eyes, and tell him.... no.

 

[Mustard]

what did denis do to deserve such a punishment?

Umpire undergoes surgery after Shapovalov hit

Tennis umpire Arnaud Gabas has undergone surgery on a fractured bone under his left eye after being hit by Denis Shapovalov in Canada's Davis Cup tie against Great Britain.

www.espn.co.uk

 

[TTMR]

Maria Isabel Nadal is a model and perfect specimen of female beauty standards. By marrying her, Alcaraz will have "joined the houses" with respect to Spanish Tennis Royalty. Would this not be the ultimate fairy tale marriage?

They must be wed. They shall have to subordinate their personal desires for the good of the Spanish Crown and people

No wonder why the AO have him as the main draw card! It truly is Alcaraz and then the rest.

Nature says different. Men peak sexually in their teens and 20s, and women in their 30s and 40s.

This wasn't true for any of my wives. None of them were interested after kids, and even before, it took a lot of convincing.