soft_manatee
Rookie
Happy Holidays!
I have been creating diet plans for many years. For the first time ever, for the 2022 season I will be working in a professional capacity with ATP pros to optimize their performance in competition.
Nutritional Therapist Takes on the ATP Tour
I will be working with a group of (mostly) Next-Gen ATP/WTA pros in the 2022 season. We will be pioneering an innovative and controversial training approach focused on adjusting their diets and hydration to fit their techniques and playing styles. Of course, due to NDAs and other acronyms, I cannot share any information here. Please trust in the process!
Follow along here to track the progress of our rookie class as they attempt to climb the ATP/WTA rankings in 2022.
Note: While it may become easy over time to determine the names of my players as outlier successful results come in, please be respectful and refrain from naming them in this thread. This thread is about the journey in applying science and technology to help them reach the top.
Client 0 starting point, July 2022:
Avg singles/doubles ATP Ranking: 1300
Age: 23
Career prize $ earnings: ~$0k
Client 6f starting point, July 2022:
Avg singles/doubles ATP Ranking: 5
Age: 19
Career prize $ earnings: $5mil
Client 309b starting point, July 2022:
Avg singles/doubles ATP rankings: 1000
Age: 28
Career prize $ earnings: $70k
Update #1: Client 0 played an ATP match against an opponent ranked 1100 spots higher than him today. He lagged behind in the first set, getting broken early. I noticed his Vitamin B levels were off, and quickly whipped up a proprietary blend which was fed to him intravenously on the changeover. Nutritionally homogenized, he was able to take it to a third set, where he lost in the TB. With a better supplement regimen, I truly believe that he can compete at this level of play. Hopeful!
Update #2: Client 309b played their first doubles match of the season today, partnering with a player 69 ranks higher than them. They had a tough draw, and the long flight and time zone change did a number on their hormonal balance. The snack packets I had packed were optimized for a much cooler climate (I consider weather to be a pseudoscience at best), and they struggled mightily in the opening set. Client 309b's miffed several backhand overheads into the net on key points, and I was baffled as to what could be the cause. Thankfully, my assistant noticed elevated chlorofluorocarbon levels in the air, and was able to blend a body regulating smoothie out of the potpourri found in a local men's washroom. Hydration in check, my client and his partner were able to easily defeat their opponents in 3 and win the tournament!
I have been creating diet plans for many years. For the first time ever, for the 2022 season I will be working in a professional capacity with ATP pros to optimize their performance in competition.
Nutritional Therapist Takes on the ATP Tour
I will be working with a group of (mostly) Next-Gen ATP/WTA pros in the 2022 season. We will be pioneering an innovative and controversial training approach focused on adjusting their diets and hydration to fit their techniques and playing styles. Of course, due to NDAs and other acronyms, I cannot share any information here. Please trust in the process!
Follow along here to track the progress of our rookie class as they attempt to climb the ATP/WTA rankings in 2022.
Note: While it may become easy over time to determine the names of my players as outlier successful results come in, please be respectful and refrain from naming them in this thread. This thread is about the journey in applying science and technology to help them reach the top.
Client 0 starting point, July 2022:
Avg singles/doubles ATP Ranking: 1300
Age: 23
Career prize $ earnings: ~$0k
Client 6f starting point, July 2022:
Avg singles/doubles ATP Ranking: 5
Age: 19
Career prize $ earnings: $5mil
Client 309b starting point, July 2022:
Avg singles/doubles ATP rankings: 1000
Age: 28
Career prize $ earnings: $70k
Update #1: Client 0 played an ATP match against an opponent ranked 1100 spots higher than him today. He lagged behind in the first set, getting broken early. I noticed his Vitamin B levels were off, and quickly whipped up a proprietary blend which was fed to him intravenously on the changeover. Nutritionally homogenized, he was able to take it to a third set, where he lost in the TB. With a better supplement regimen, I truly believe that he can compete at this level of play. Hopeful!
Update #2: Client 309b played their first doubles match of the season today, partnering with a player 69 ranks higher than them. They had a tough draw, and the long flight and time zone change did a number on their hormonal balance. The snack packets I had packed were optimized for a much cooler climate (I consider weather to be a pseudoscience at best), and they struggled mightily in the opening set. Client 309b's miffed several backhand overheads into the net on key points, and I was baffled as to what could be the cause. Thankfully, my assistant noticed elevated chlorofluorocarbon levels in the air, and was able to blend a body regulating smoothie out of the potpourri found in a local men's washroom. Hydration in check, my client and his partner were able to easily defeat their opponents in 3 and win the tournament!
