yeah, always hoped to work for Instagram when I was growing up, alas with my $h!tty luck I didn't go to stanford and had to settle for duke and an MD instead
the reason people are making fun of this article is that it's absurd, not because they're jealous of stanford tennis, this isn't the 1990s - it's 2014, a down year for duke with two top players off the court for the season (mengel, redlicki) and their most embarrassing loss i can remember (elon), yet they're still more than 20 ranking slots ahead of that team in palo alto
i'm a bit jealous of uva tennis, ucla tennis, and some others, however