Stats and Winners

Discussion in 'General Pro Player Discussion' started by Cypo, Apr 21, 2004.

  1. Cypo

    Cypo Rookie

    Feb 11, 2004
    So finally I remembered to ask the woman linesman I know and she said a winner is a non service ace - if you get the racquet on the ball at all, it's a forced error - sos I stand corrected. She also said she has no idea who does the stats.
  2. Senator Jay Bullworth

    Senator Jay Bullworth New User

    Apr 22, 2004
    So, I finally remembered to ask for some Remy for my flask
    To learn a a winner is a sinner wit' grace and a big 'ol ass
    Get the racquet on the ball, and it's just a forced error
    Make a verbal faux pax -- you'll be branded Yogi Berra

    So now you stand corrected, good thing I detected
    Your post--and I'll excuse ya, 'cause stats are just minutia
    As a matter of course I use both bluster and force
    From Siena to Vienna, you're now on Jay Bullworth's antenna

    Sen. Jay Bullworth

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