Stefan tribute thread

You a Sydney or Sabrina guy?
He’s an Ariana guy through and through. He likes them skinny and on pencil heels. In his erotica dream, he imagines overpowering Ariana, something he can’t imagine with Sab.

Because Sab is a bit on the bulky side and she wears block heels. Head’s too big because of the big hair, and over the top makeup makes her look older than she is.

They both try very hard to come off as sexy though. I prefer people who are naturally sexy.
 
Loved quite a bit of Katy’s music but if anyone is in need of Autotune, it’s her. Try listening to some of her isolated vocals— it’s quite revealing.
A lot of them can’t do it without the Autotune. I heard some of those on TikTok. Ain’t pretty.
 
@Zara

No thanks. Christina has a truly remarkable voice but it seems that for nearly everything after Genie in a Bottle, she’s prone to unbridled oversinging… she throws way too many vocal tricks, including the kitchen sink, into her performances. It like the songs become incidental — they take second billing to her excessive vocal pyrotechnics. The songs she signs sound more like virtuoso vocal exercises.

Ariana G does this at times but no where to the extent that Christina A does.
I somewhat agree. Do you suppose she was doing that since childhood?

 
@Zara

No thanks. Christina has a truly remarkable voice but it seems that for nearly everything after Genie in a Bottle, she’s prone to unbridled oversinging… she throws way too many vocal tricks, including the kitchen sink, into her performances. It like the songs become incidental — they take second billing to her excessive vocal pyrotechnics. The songs she signs sound more like virtuoso vocal exercises.

Ariana G does this at times but no where to the extent that Christina A does.
Agreed. Britney never had that ability though.
 
I was reading about the vocal tricks, and it always makes me tihnk of Ronan Keating.

Find me a worse cover song than this. I don't think you can.
 
I was reading about the vocal tricks, and it always makes me tihnk of Ronan Keating.

Find me a worse cover song than this. I don't think you can.
What vocal tricks by RK are you referring to here? Studio tricks? Not my favorite cover / rendition of Iris but Not what I’d call the worst. It is a bit too pop-py / adult contemporary for my liking. This interpretation of Iris doesn’t really stray too far from the original— tho it lacks its emotional impact.

How about Machine Gun Kelly? Don’t know if there’s more than one MGK version of this but the monotone version that I heard is easily worse than Ronan K.

There is a Kroger’s holiday TV commercial cover, with Cobie C, a few years back. Many loved it while many absolutely hated it. Ditto for a cover by Avril.

There are literally dozens & dozens of recorded covers of Iris. Mine to be found on TV talent show competitions. Some covers are karaoke-level renditions. Others by respected, well-known artists. Some are quite good. Some not so much. In light of the latter, I would not characterize the RK cover as the worst ever.
 
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What vocal tricks by RK are you referring to here? Studio tricks? Not my favorite cover / rendition of Iris but Not what I’d call the worst. It is a bit too pop-py / adult contemporary for my liking. This interpretation of Iris doesn’t really stray too far from the original— tho it lacks its emotional impact.

How about Machine Gun Kelly? Don’t know if there’s more than one MGK version of this but the monotone version that I heard is easily worse than Ronan K.

There is a Kroger’s holiday TV commercial cover, with Cobie C, a few years back. Many loved it while many absolutely hated it. Ditto for a cover by Avril.

There are literally dozens & dozens of recorded covers of Iris. Mine to be found on TV talent show competitions. Some covers are karaoke-level renditions. Others by respected, well-known artists. Some are quite good. Some not so much. In light of the latter, I would not characterize the RK cover as the worst ever.
I wasn't being totally serious. I just don't like the cover.
 
I somewhat agree. Do you suppose she was doing that since childhood?

Much prefer this 12-yr old Christina to some of the stuff she’s done in the 2000s. She’s got the growl and other vocal special effects here but she doesn’t overdo it to the extent that she’s done in her 20’s, 30s and beyond.

I recall hearing that Jessica Simpson was a semi-finalist for The All New MMC back in the early ‘90s. But she didn’t make the final cut due, in part, from her nervousness in having to follow Christina A.

Here’s a MMC Christina performance at 13 or 14 years old (with Britney Spears dancing in the background):

 
Agreed. Britney never had that ability though.
Britney might not have the extended vocal range or the vast array of embellishments that Christina has but she is no less of an entertainer. In some ways, Brit is a better, more effective / efficacious entertainer. She is a stronger, more prolific dancer and her vocal delivery is quite effective & impressive —she does not overpower her songs with bombastic oversinging as Christina often tends to do.

Britney is a master of breathiness, the whisper and (tasteful) vocal fry.

Britney Spears' vocal strengths lie in her unique, instantly recognizable nasal timbre, exceptional ability to utilize vocal fry, and a versatile, airy head voice used in tracks like "Everytime". She excels at blending, utilizing a distinctive "baby voice" technique, and possesses a solid, controlled lower register.
 
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Stef’s favourite song:

I could eat that girl for lunch
Yeah, she dances on my tongue
Tastes like she might be the one

And I could never get enough
I could buy her so much stuff

It's a craving, not a crush, huh

Baby, I think you were made for me
Somebody write down the recipe
Been tryin' hard not to overeat
You're just so sweet

I'll run a shower for you like you want
Clothes on the counter for you, try 'em on
If I'm allowed, I'll help you take 'em off

I've said it all before, but I'll say it again
I'm interested in more than just bein' your friend
I don't wanna break it, just want it to bend
Do you know how to bend?
 
I am now tempted to open a new thread, ‘How much weeds do you smoke per week?’

Will it get deleted immediately? Will posters be honest in their confessions? Will it matter in the age of AI?
 
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