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ShcMad

Hall of Fame
Not sure on the date.

Not sure about the usta level checks, but that comment made me think.

Which guy in the twmac could get into the womens draw with a wig and a skort. I think Vitaly then Shcmad. Vitaly has that prison currency bait face, while shcmad has a bright future as a high school narc.

I don't even know what that means, but I know for sure that PP could pass as a woman for sure. An emo woman.
 

hollywood9826

Hall of Fame
You know McLovin thats not a bad plan. I need to start a racquet rotation of my own. Lucky for me when the guy put the head pallets on my TF's he put little stickers on the inside of ythr frame with my name a #'s on them so I don't have to use different color overgrips. Im surprised the colors don't bother you as IMO white feels way better than black and red.

Speaking of the red grips yours actually look red in that pic. Most red OG's are more pink. I guess Pro Supex knows how to make an actual red overgrip
 

hollywood9826

Hall of Fame
Hey Vitaly,

Are you gonna tell that waitress broad that you are packin some serious gerth in the crotch area? If you do and get video of it I will buy the crabs next time your'e up in grace. We can sit in my breezeway and get plastered on natty bo's while eating some steamed crabs.
 

JRstriker12

Hall of Fame
Hey Vitaly,

Are you gonna tell that waitress broad that you are packin some serious gerth in the crotch area? If you do and get video of it I will buy the crabs next time your'e up in grace. We can sit in my breezeway and get plastered on natty bo's while eating some steamed crabs.

The words crabs and crotch were way to close in that post..... ;)

For those who don't know. Sup put on a hellacious clinic tonight. It was all fun and games until the drop ball drill. It had me wheezing with smoke coming out of my ears. Felt like my legs were dipped in acid and I was breathing napalm. A tennis match is like a walk in the park next to that drill,

Just kiding, it was tough but a great work out!

I'm now watching the AO and I'm loving some of the upcoming matchups.
 
Hey Vitaly,

Are you gonna tell that waitress broad that you are packin some serious gerth in the crotch area? If you do and get video of it I will buy the crabs next time your'e up in grace. We can sit in my breezeway and get plastered on natty bo's while eating some steamed crabs.


LOL! thats awesome. btw hollywood, whats a good place in MD to get steamed crabs? i don't think i've had a single steamed crab since i've moved here.
 

auzzieizm

Semi-Pro
Hey Auzzie...I picked up the other 3 this afternoon at the price I told you about. I think I'm set for a while:

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Because I'm so anal-retentive about my sticks, I'll use my current 3 until ~ March, then change to the new 3 until September, then back to the other 3, and so on, until ~ 2012...

You'll also notice the grip colors. This is so I know which racket to use next. I used to scratch a 'I', 'II', 'III', etc., but I always forgot 'am I using 'III' or 'IV'?

Using the good 'ol red white & blue, I'll always know which one comes next...


God I'm a mental case...

First of all, those Fischers will always be sweet looking sticks. I hope they last forever! Settling, or at least mentally settling on one frame for 4-5 years in advance... I can't fathom.

I guess we are all obsessive and compulsive in different ways. I was going to suggest maybe using white grips on all of the frames. I personally like seeing all my frames copacetic to each other (tough to do since I haven't had more than one of the same frame for a while now :)). And I noticed that (and this may be my fault), that the red grip was bleeding onto the white grip. I seem to remember using both that morning at Ida Corr. My bad!:oops:
 

auzzieizm

Semi-Pro
LOL! thats awesome. btw hollywood, whats a good place in MD to get steamed crabs? i don't think i've had a single steamed crab since i've moved here.

PPL, do you know how to pick crabs? If not, you may be disservicing the quality of the product. I guess most crab house places have a cheesy method for teaching people how to pick crabs though.
 

Topaz

Legend
The words crabs and crotch were way to close in that post..... ;)

For those who don't know. Sup put on a hellacious clinic tonight. It was all fun and games until the drop ball drill. It had me wheezing with smoke coming out of my ears. Felt like my legs were dipped in acid and I was breathing napalm. A tennis match is like a walk in the park next to that drill,

Just kiding, it was tough but a great work out!

I'm now watching the AO and I'm loving some of the upcoming matchups.

I warned you!
 

hollywood9826

Hall of Fame
LOL! thats awesome. btw hollywood, whats a good place in MD to get steamed crabs? i don't think i've had a single steamed crab since i've moved here.

I dont know about down your way. Just know that wherever you go now you will be getting crabs from the gulf of mexico. They are still good but not authentic MD Blue crab.

When the weather gets nicer you are more than welcome to come visit me in Grace one day. we can play some tennis, then pound a few brews and eat some crizzabs
 

McLovin

Legend
p.s. Thanks for the morning laugh Mclovin. Had a good time reading about your racquet grip rotation.

There's a bit of OCD in all of us. You just need to know where to look...

And, for the record, Auzzie is correct in observing the 'bleeding' from red to white. That's possibly the only problem w/ the Pro Supex red grip. It bleeds onto my hand as well.
 

auzzieizm

Semi-Pro
There's a bit of OCD in all of us. You just need to know where to look...

And, for the record, Auzzie is correct in observing the 'bleeding' from red to white. That's possibly the only problem w/ the Pro Supex red grip. It bleeds onto my hand as well.

I don't mind if the dirt comes from my own hand, but I would be distracted if the grip is gettin tainted by another grip :shock:
 

auzzieizm

Semi-Pro
I dont know about down your way. Just know that wherever you go now you will be getting crabs from the gulf of mexico. They are still good but not authentic MD Blue crab.

When the weather gets nicer you are more than welcome to come visit me in Grace one day. we can play some tennis, then pound a few brews and eat some crizzabs


HW, whats the most crabs you have eaten at one time?
 

Topaz

Legend
C'mon boys, don't keept me waiting...I heard that Vitaly was in rare form at Dogfish last night! Details!!!

I called Carol and told her I was sick...I would have had to hit everything with one hand so I could hold tissues in the other. (In the middle of our staff meeting, I let out a HUGE sneeze right in the middle of the principal talking! Whoops!) Went home, got put on hold by Comcast for about an hour (internet/phone was down, but back up now), then took a nyquil cocktail, and slept for about 10 hours!

And then, got spoiled AGAIN on results by the SAME poster as yesterday!!! ARGHHHH!!!!
 

Topaz

Legend
Topaz, that poster is being ignorant! Fight for whats right!

Heheh, I reported it, and now the whole thread is gone! :shock:

The OP is a bit like one of my students...'no, you can't make me not post here!'. LOL

But yeah, I didn't appreicate the spoiler, as I even remembered to set the DVR for the 3:30am matches this time. Oh well...
 

TheJRK

Rookie
Good clinic last night... I actually started to get a little tired during that one side to side drill.

Wore my new Vapor VIs and the shoes felt great. Good weight and stability (especially when changing direction quickly) which was evident during the side to side drill.

Wore the Ballistecs to Dogfish afterwards, excellent and comfy shoe... perfect for drinking beer and watching Vitaly ****-off every waitress in the place (her name is not Olga). :mad:

Cute waitress was sitting all by herself last night (she looked lonely), just waiting for someone to talk to her... :(
 
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Vitaly Evchenkov

Guest
i wonder if the "obelisk" is still standing and how big the crowd of admirers is now... there were about 3 busboys and 4 customers standing around it in awe.
Katie needs to see the pepper shaker trick! That would get a free beer fo' sho'!

I had nightmares about OLGA all night long. <very scared>
I really thought she was gonna deck me.

I shoulda said I thought your name was olga cuz you are big and have a low voice and speak with an accent. the name violet should only be used by pretty waitresses! instead i just sat there thinking WTF is going on here!

The "I'LL REMEMBER YOU!" comment at the end really creeped me out. <yikes!>

p.s. - philippe!
 
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Vitaly Evchenkov

Guest
clinic was rough.. especially after my hour of basketball and my bad knee.
i apologize for putting a hole in the roof. oops.

my best backhands of the night were 1handed... hrmmmm?

jrk's serve at the end was pretty awesome. doesn't even look like he is trying.
i wanna see the Tiny Dancer slo-mo of that thing!

heading back out to Sport&Health to meet sup... wish me no injuries!

peace,
mr. ukranian guy.

"my mom's name is OLGA, my grandma's name is OLGA..."
 

TheJRK

Rookie
With Vitaly *******-off Olga and Katie, the MAC might have to find somewhere new to eat on Thursday nights.

I do miss going to Guapos after Wakefield* though.




*Getting harassed, people's car lights on, car alarms, fire alarms/ambulances, helicopters, skateboarders, young field hockey girls, people standing right behind you to wait for the court, gang fights, football practice, old people hogging the courts, "firecracker" racket dude, etc.


**EDIT** I guess you can say ****-off but you can't say *******. Strange...
 

JRstriker12

Hall of Fame
With Vitaly *******-off Olga and Katie, the MAC might have to find somewhere new to eat on Thursday nights.

I do miss going to Guapos after Wakefield* though.




*Getting harassed, people's car lights on, car alarms, fire alarms/ambulances, helicopters, skateboarders, young field hockey girls, people standing right behind you to wait for the court, gang fights, football practice, old people hogging the courts, "firecracker" racket dude, etc.


**EDIT** I guess you can say ****-off but you can't say *******. Strange...

I said it was a trap.

Yeah, sounds like you gots to find a new spot, unless you like eating various bodily fluids...... *hurl*
 

hollywood9826

Hall of Fame
HW, whats the most crabs you have eaten at one time?

At some all you can eat things I have probably went through 3 or 4 dozen.

I dont get full on those crabs, usually I just get bored. When I get the Jumbo size ones usually I start to feel full after about 8 of em.

My dad once ate crabs for 4 hours straight at his company crab feast he went through at least 2 bushels single handedly. He would always say thats how he broke even on his union dues.
 

Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
Sport and health is going to host a mixed doubles tournament Wed Feb 11th from 6-10pm.

If anyone is interested let me know. We can provide you a partner if necessary.

20 bucks for members, 25 for non members.
 
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Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
Vitaly,

Thanks for coming out to the club and play. Tell you what, these Aus open night matches are wearing me out.

Still, pleasure playing with you. You are improving steadily.

Auzzie, vitaly...want to come to the club monday for a video session?

ok off to play another match
yawn
 

hollywood9826

Hall of Fame
Vitaly,

Thanks for coming out to the club and play. Tell you what, these Aus open night matches are wearing me out.

Still, pleasure playing with you. You are improving steadily.

Auzzie, vitaly...want to come to the club monday for a video session?

ok off to play another match
yawn

You know some of us are off every other monday :)
 

JRstriker12

Hall of Fame
My opponent canceled on my unofficial make-up singles match since the coordinator officially rescheduled for another date (guess he doesn't want to play me twice....) so I have time around 10am on sunday morning, but no court time yet....

Anyone want to try to get some time and play? Suggestions for locations? Not trying to go too far.... within a 30 min drive.
 

Topaz

Legend
Uh, weren't you in, like, Florida, where the sun always shines and the temps never get below 70? Why the long sleeves, he innocently asked. :?

P.S. Nice form, by the way. :)

Heh heh, it was actually breezy that day! And, uh, the shirt went on when I realized pictures were being taken. I have some pics of me hitting without it, too. I do have a faint tan, but I'm sure it will be gone before long! *sob*

Thanks! I have to admit, I was a bit surprised! LOL I think my words were 'look, I'm doing something right!'
 

auzzieizm

Semi-Pro
Vitaly,

Thanks for coming out to the club and play. Tell you what, these Aus open night matches are wearing me out.

Still, pleasure playing with you. You are improving steadily.

Auzzie, vitaly...want to come to the club monday for a video session?

ok off to play another match
yawn

Yeah that would be super sweet! Monday either lunchtime ~12:30 or later in the evening would work for me.
 

JRstriker12

Hall of Fame
My opponent canceled on my unofficial make-up singles match since the coordinator officially rescheduled for another date (guess he doesn't want to play me twice....) so I have time around 10am on sunday morning, but no court time yet....

Anyone want to try to get some time and play? Suggestions for locations? Not trying to go too far.... within a 30 min drive.

Bumpage......
 

TheJRK

Rookie
Note to self... when ordering new Nike spring stuff (shirts) order one size larger than normal. :mad:

I got my shirts the other day (the one's Nadal is wearing) and that janks is tight (like physically tight). It felt like I was wearing a scuba suit, albeit a very soft scuba suit. I have a 42" chest.

I have to send them back to get a large. Picture my skinny-@ss in a really tight shirt, I don't think they'll fit the average person's body type. :shock:

Hopefully the large will fit perfectly and still may be slightly snug, even on my frame.
 

ShcMad

Hall of Fame
Note to self... when ordering new Nike spring stuff (shirts) order one size larger than normal. :mad:

I got my shirts the other day (the one's Nadal is wearing) and that janks is tight (like physically tight). It felt like I was wearing a scuba suit, albeit a very soft scuba suit. I have a 42" chest.

I have to send them back to get a large. Picture my skinny-@ss in a really tight shirt, I don't think they'll fit the average person's body type. :shock:

Hopefully the large will fit perfectly and still may be slightly snug, even on my frame.

When I buy Adidas janx, I usually buy S but when I buy (or more like "bought" because I don't buy Nike anymore unless someone forces me to) I have to get M.
 
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