The Alexander Zverev Appreciation Society

[Your Hero]

I've decided to break ranks. Explore the dark side. Careen down the highway
to hell at 150 mph with no brakes. Yup, I'm all in. Committed.

Alexander Zverev is my new main man!

Now, I'm not gay but I am a contrarian from time to time and the time is now.
Alex needs your support. Not only is this a difficult time for you (the GenNext
fears), it's a difficult time for him, what with you all hating him so. There are
many REASONS for you to stop hating him so and hop on board the Alex train.

Here's a few of mine:

1) When the old farts finally croak I don't want to be caught napping. There will
still be fights to be had and I'll want a dog in those fights.

2) He's a hunk. I refuse to hate him because he's beautiful. If I were gay and I
was getting my first glimpse of him I'd think thoughts like, "He's a long neck bottle
of beer, that boy, a tall cool one. Quite yummy. I hope he doesn't have herpes."

3) I believe in his FH. So much so that I'm going to ramp up the nausea factor
here and start calling him "Lexi". Feel free to join me. Or puke. Your call.

and the final reason why I'm converting to the cult of Lexi is

4) I've eaten way too much ecstasy and have no idea what I'm doing.

 

[prairiegirl]

Way too many "Z" posts. Who cares?

 

[Your Hero]

Too much "Z"?

Yes, but those threads lack gravitas. This one lays it all on the line.

 

[Deleted member 756486]

This society should be shunned and marginalized by the rest of civilization.

 

[Your Hero]

Lord, forgive these haters for they know not why they hate.

 

[Shaolin]

This society was already started by Alexander Zverev himself.

 

[Deleted member 756486]

This society was already started by Alexander Zverev himself.

“This is my fckin society!”

 

[Your Hero]

This society was already started by Alexander Zverev himself.

Unfortunately, we had to throw him out for non-payment of dues.

 

[EloQuent]

Unfortunately, we had to throw him out for non-payment of dues.

You couldn't just repossess his jewellery?

 

[Zebrev]

Welcome to the club!

 

[Your Hero]

You couldn't just repossess his jewellery?

We grabbed his baubles (don't go there) and tried to pawn them. All fake.
Very disappointing. We're close to folding up the society after just 30 minutes.
Damn you, Lexi!

 

[tennis_pro]

I was gone for a couple of hours. Has Zverev retired yet?

 

[True Fanerer]

Big John appreciates Z.

 

[Mainad]

 

[ak24alive]

Spoiler: To quench your thirst visit

https://tenor.com/search/yikes-gifs
https://tenor.com/search/cringe-gifs

 

[BeatlesFan]

He's a hunk.

Yup... truly gorgeous. Hottest boy on the planet, fo sho'.

 

[ak24alive]

Yup... truly gorgeous. Hottest boy on the planet, fo sho'.

I am generally very good at seeing beauty in women but all men look ugly(or whatever) to me except this one:

 

[Alba Barragan]

and the final reason why I'm converting to the cult of Lexi is

4) I've eaten way too much ecstasy and have no idea what I'm doing.

 

[BeatlesFan]

I am generally very good at seeing beauty in women but all men look ugly(or whatever) to me except this one:

Interesting. Been a Roger fan since 1998 and a HUGE Fed fan since 2001 and I see him as quite average looking with little sex appeal. But he ROCKS on the court and that's all I give a s--- about with Fed!

 

[BeatlesFan]

I was gone for a couple of hours. Has Zverev retired yet?

 

[Sudacafan]

Yup... truly gorgeous. Hottest boy on the planet, fo sho'.

He should get some suntan on his tummy. Extremely white abs are not marketable.

 

[Sudacafan]

I've decided to break ranks. Explore the dark side. Careen down the highway
to hell at 150 mph with no brakes. Yup, I'm all in. Committed.

Alexander Zverev is my new main man!

Now, I'm not gay but I am a contrarian from time to time and the time is now.
Alex needs your support. Not only is this a difficult time for you (the GenNext
fears), it's a difficult time for him, what with you all hating him so. There are
many REASONS for you to stop hating him so and hop on board the Alex train.

Here's a few of mine:

1) When the old farts finally croak I don't want to be caught napping. There will
still be fights to be had and I'll want a dog in those fights.

2) He's a hunk. I refuse to hate him because he's beautiful. If I were gay and I
was getting my first glimpse of him I'd think thoughts like, "He's a long neck bottle
of beer, that boy, a tall cool one. Quite yummy. I hope he doesn't have herpes."

3) I believe in his FH. So much so that I'm going to ramp up the nausea factor
here and start calling him "Lexi". Feel free to join me. Or puke. Your call.

and the final reason why I'm converting to the cult of Lexi is

4) I've eaten way too much ecstasy and have no idea what I'm doing.

It’s more serious than I thought.

 

[tenisdecente]

This society was already started by Alexander Zverev himself.

LMAO

 

[ak24alive]

Interesting. Been a Roger fan since 1998 and a HUGE Fed fan since 2001 and I see him as quite average looking with little sex appeal. But he ROCKS on the court and that's all I give a s--- about with Fed!

You do understand that when I said that men are ugly except Roger I didn't mean exactly that?
It was more like no man is as good looking to me as Roger is

 

[BeatlesFan]

It was more like no man is as good looking to me as Roger is

I got it. And I'm saying to me, Roger is not good looking except when he's hitting winners and beating the rest of the field into oblivion!

 

[Your Hero]

I am generally very good at seeing beauty in women but all men look ugly(or whatever) to me except this one:

What's disturbing here is that he managed to find just about the best
picture of Roger I've ever seen. He's downright handsome in this one. This
is the Fed the old ladies go gaga over. I guess I'm an old lady at heart. Sad!

 

[ak24alive]

What's disturbing here is that he managed to find just about the best
picture of Roger I've ever seen. He's downright handsome in this one. This
is the Fed the old ladies go gaga over. I guess I'm an old lady at heart. Sad!

I guess the "he" you are talking about is also an old lady at heart.

 

[clareyont]

I got it. And I'm saying to me, Roger is not good looking except when he's hitting winners and beating the rest of the field into oblivion!

Isn't a mans looks based on his success though? Being worth hundreds of millions surely makes Federer extremely attractive. He'd bag 20 models in 5 mins. Becker is ugly now he is bankrupt

 

[Freddy Cat]

Keep up the quality posts, OP.

 

[ak24alive]

Isn't a mans look based on his success though? Being worth hundreds of millions surely makes Federer extremely attractive. Becker is ugly now he is bankrupt

Now I am confused as to where and how Rafa Nadal is emptying his bank accounts!

 

[Terenigma]

Not sure how serious this topic is and i have no sexual attraction to the man (which seems to be the point of several posts) but i genuinely do like the kids tennis and a little arrogance is sometimes good to drive you. Lets be honest, he's not as bad as players like Fognini or Kyrgios, he's just an occasional resident in his own backside. However his tennis is great and he's had some pretty big titles to his name. If he can add some good slam performances to his checklist then he's probably going to be who i support for the next few years after the Big 4 retire.

 

[clareyont]

Not sure how serious this topic is and i have no sexual attraction to the man (which seems to be the point of several posts)

I am not convinced by your denial

 

[EllieK]

Interesting. Been a Roger fan since 1998 and a HUGE Fed fan since 2001 and I see him as quite average looking with little sex appeal. But he ROCKS on the court and that's all I give a s--- about with Fed!

I also am a huge fan of Fed but in looks he’s far from the top. For me, no one will ever top Borg in the hotness factor but Gilles Simon, Grigor Dimitrov and Tommy Haas for example have it way over Fed. Sascha has vampire teeth

 

[Terenigma]

I am not convinced by your denial

 

[ak24alive]

Sascha has vampire teeth

And yet Twilight is much more interesting than him.

 

[TheGhostOfAgassi]

Welcome to the club!

We have been in it for a while. Alex is here to stay.

 

[Deleted member 77403]

He should get some suntan on his tummy. Extremely white abs are not marketable.

Abs are overrated.

 

[ak24alive]

Abs are overrated.

So is sir Alex. What's new?

 

[Deleted member 756486]

So is sir Alex. What's new?

Sir Alex? I agree he is overrated.
@Doctor/Lawyer Red Devil

 

[ak24alive]

Now I am confused as to where and how Rafa Nadal is emptying his bank accounts!

@paranoidandroid this goat post went missing into oblivion.
"It iss grate no?"

 

[ojo rojo]

is it contagious?
it's spreading like..
.
.
.
.

A: a religion?
B: the plague?
C: something on toast?

 

[EllieK]

is it contagious?
it's spreading like..
.
.
.
.

A: a religion?
B: the plague?
C: something on toast?

Yeah. Like Vegemite. Loved by a few but hated by the masses

 

[Your Hero]

Bumped for Red Rick.

 

[Incognito]

Isn't a mans looks based on his success though? Being worth hundreds of millions surely makes Federer extremely attractive. He'd bag 20 models in 5 mins. Becker is ugly now he is bankrupt

Hmmmnn.. a dirt poor Henry Cavill or a billionaire Radek Stepanek?

Give me Henry Cavill all day in a week and twice on Sundays please.

Of course a prostitute from Russia would probably pick Stepanek because she needs money. Yuck! Eeewww

@TheGhostOfAgassi

 

[TheGhostOfAgassi]

Hmmmnn.. a dirt poor Henry Cavill or a billionaire Radek Stepanek?

Give me Henry Cavill all day in a week and twice on Sundays please.

Of course a prostitute from Russia would probably pick Stepanek because she needs money. Yuck! Eeewww

@TheGhostOfAgassi

Good point. Federer fans are not trustable and a gang of golddiggers.
Not Vikings like us

Love is all

 

[clareyont]

Hmmmnn.. a dirt poor Henry Cavill or a billionaire Radek Stepanek?

Give me Henry Cavill all day in a week and twice on Sundays please.

Of course a prostitute from Russia would probably pick Stepanek because she needs money. Yuck! Eeewww

@TheGhostOfAgassi

Good point. Federer fans are not trustable and a gang of golddiggers.
Not Vikings like us

Love is all

Im not talking about every single person, because nothing is attractive to every single person. Miss World 2018 won't be attractive to every single person... she wont be to a very large number of people (maybe a small percentage but still a very large number of people in absolute terms).

Countless women would jump at Fed, Rafa, Stepanek (billionaire level only lol), Tomic whoever it would be.

As for Fed, well for men it isn't very hard. Even if he wasn't a millionaire tennis player just a normal guy well he is tall, not fat, not ugly... he doesn't need to be anything else hence no problem bagging a 9/10 woman or 10/10 woman as long as he had some feature of his personality that would sell e.g. intelligent, well experienced, succesful, bad boy, good boy, sense of humour.... and even if wasn't and was a nerd, a trainwreck their would be large groups of women into that as well

 

[Poisoned Slice]

Let's get religious.

 

[Deleted member 756486]

Let's get religious.

Alexander Zverev as a religious experience.

That religion being Satanism.

 

[clareyont]

Alexander Zverev as a religious experience.

That religion being Satanism.

You tube will soon be filled with slow motion videos of Zverev's elegant masterful style to classical and epic music

 

[Poisoned Slice]

I hope the maestro makes a compilation.