The Alexander Zverev Appreciation Society

[West Coast Ace]

Is there an Alexander Zverev Depreciation society?

If that’s Zev’s scale what’s Tomic’s look like? A cliff?

Bad loss. He’ll be back.

 

[King No1e]

If that’s Zev’s scale what’s Tomic’s look like? A cliff?

Bad loss. He’ll be back.

Is that a threat?

 

[Your Hero]

As owner and administrator of the society I've decided to sell.
I'll consider any serious offers although I expect there won't be any,
other than things like, "Hey, take pretty boy and jump off a cliff
with him."

 

[Alba Barragan]

As owner and administrator of the society I've decided to sell.
I'll consider any serious offers although I expect there won't be any,
other than things like, "Hey, take pretty boy and jump off a cliff
with him."

I'd gladly make an offer, but considering soon I'll probably be the only person in this forum who appreciates him, it would be impossible for me to maintain a society with just me

 

[Dan Z]

I predict he'll retire from tennis in 2020 and become a full time reality television celebrity / appear in tv adverts.
His talents are clearly wasted on the tennis court.

 

[Deleted member 742196]

As owner and administrator of the society I've decided to sell.
I'll consider any serious offers although I expect there won't be any,
other than things like, "Hey, take pretty boy and jump off a cliff
with him."

“Buy low, sell high” you ninny.

The opposite way.

How’d you get to be a bazillionaire?

 

[vive le beau jeu !]

Is there an Alexander Zverev Depreciation society?

isn't that what we call the world ?

@paranoidandroid

 

[Your Hero]

“Buy low, sell high” you ninny.

The opposite way.

How’d you get to be a bazillionaire?

By cutting my losses before they get any lossier.

 

[Your Hero]

Today only, an unlimited offer, WE PAY YOU to join the society.

 

[Your Hero]

It's lonely in here.

 

[George Turner]

If i was a woman i'd want Sascha. He's a beautiful man.

 

[King No1e]

If i was a woman i'd want Sascha. He's a beautiful man.

Let's see if he can match those big ass chains with some big ass gains

 

[Your Hero]

We're back in business!

 

[King No1e]

Alexi the Sexi, World Champion 2018

 

[Your Hero]

Oh Lexi, how could you lose to a geriatric midget?

 

[3lite]

When Zverev loses, Tennis wins.

 

[George Turner]

Oh Lexi, how could you lose to a geriatric midget?

He's been ill, injured and hasn't been able to practice enough this year.

He can now focus on getting ready for clay, where he's one of the main contenders outside Nadal.

 

[Deleted member 77403]

The pressure on him during the clay season will be immense. He could see a big drop in the rankings if he doesn't pick his game up on the dirt.

 

[yokied]

The pressure on him during the clay season will be immense. He could see a big drop in the rankings if he doesn't pick his game up on the dirt.

And we all know how much he lurrrves pressure. I bet he'll see the draws start to flash before his very eyes. More recurring nightmare 2nd round matchups await and may many of them be against a 5'9" dude who has actual game.

Ferrer to the ATP and AZAS:

 

[Deleted member 77403]

And we all know how much he lurrrves pressure. I bet he'll see the draws start to flash before his very eyes. More recurring nightmare 2nd round matchups await and may many of them be against a 5'9" dude who has actual game.

Ferrer to the ATP and AZAS:

Something tells me that Zverev himself has joined the ABZ brigade.

 

[Mainad]

If i was a woman i'd want Sascha. He's a beautiful man.

I suspect @veroniquem already has first dibs!

 

[Your Hero]

Another red letter day for the society! Thanks a lot, Lexi.......

 

[Luka888]

Oops, I did it again. No, it's not Spears. It's somebody else .

 

[Red Rick]

Fabio Fognini did an impersonation of Zverev's 2019 season

 

[Standaa]

Fabio Fognini did an impersonation of Zverev's 2019 season

Zverev did an impersonation of Zverev’s 2019 season.

 

[BeatlesFan]

The Alexander Appreciation Society currently has four members world-wide.... Pop, Sascha, Mom and Mischa.

 

[vive le beau jeu !]

The Alexander Appreciation Society currently has four members world-wide.... Pop, Sascha, Mom and Mischa.

there's a 5th member, it seems... and no, it's not lendl.

 

[Your Hero]

And with this match we've hit rock bottom. Palookaville.
Pull up a chair, Lexi, you're not going anywhere. You stink!

 

[vive le beau jeu !]

And with this match we've hit rock bottom. Palookaville.
Pull up a chair, Lexi, you're not going anywhere. You stink!

 

[True Fanerer]

Zverev did say that he wanted to play less. He got his wish.

 

[Alba Barragan]

I'd gladly make an offer, but considering soon I'll probably be the only person in this forum who appreciates him, it would be impossible for me to maintain a society with just me

I'm not even part of this forum anymore, so this society is extinct

 

[Rago]

Since when is this a thing?