Bender
G.O.A.T.
This nomination sounds oxymoronicMost objective on TTW: Oxymoron
This nomination sounds oxymoronicMost objective on TTW: Oxymoron
I also nominate @Rafa4LifeEver for Best newcomer to TTW.
This guy deserves it. He's probably the nicest poster on this forum.
Ma’am he’s right.Best newcomer to TTW that assumes everyone except for @BeatlesFan is a man : @Rafa4LifeEver
Well, it does not help that most people don't have that mentioned in their profiles, sir/ma'am.Best newcomer to TTW that assumes everyone except for @BeatlesFan is a man : @Rafa4LifeEver
Best tennis analyst on TTW: Quite a few here, although I don't necessarily agree with them some if not a lot of the time: @Sysyphus, @NonP, @NatF, @metsman and if I want the "too long; got salty" version, @Red Rick. @AnOctorokForDinner deserves a mention here too....
Toughest debater on TTW: @NonP because by the time I'm done reading his fifty point dissertation on why I am wrong I lose my will to reply
The Rafa Nadal Most Humble Poster on TTW: @NonP for taking pride in his unhumbullness
In that case....
Best analyst of all things serve: @NonP
Best exponent of comparative era analysis: @NonP
One and only connoisseur of sublime tennis: @NonP
Bestest film critic: @NonP (Kael who?)
One and only aesthete period: @NonP
Humblest: @NonP
And since I'm also the most fair, objective and generous one here are a few extra nominations:
Player of the year: COVID-19 (now and for the foreseeable future)
Match of the year: I'll let Triumph take over:
(BTW if you happen to be one of the fortunate souls who have yet to experience this greatest of all comedy skits, you're in for a side-splitting treat.)
Tournament of the year: the Balkans-trekking lawsuit that was the Adria Tour
Moment/biggest shock of the year: you know what it is
Comment of the year: Also sprach the Socrates of our time:
Breakout performance of the year, man or woman: Iga Świątek by far (try to name any 19-year-old upstart that grabs his/her 1st major with a stunning 75% of games won)
Best rivalry on tour: PPTA vs. ATP/WTA
Biggest False Dawn (biggest disappointment): Fedal's predictable-AF reaction to Novak and Pop's laudable initiative
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As for the TTW categories... just one nom will do:
Bestest
Tennis
Forum
Evah!
(It also happens to be the only one left standing, but who's counting.)
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In my case it’s because originally I didn’t have you tagged. When you tag someone in an edit, the tagged person doesn’t get notified if I remember correctly.Maybe I'm mistaken but I believe U2 had already @'ed moi before editing your posts and yet I never got an alert. In fact I don't remember being alerted to this thread at all except when @Third Serve posted his early noms. Wonder there's a limit to # of times you can @ another poster in a single post?
Anyhoo guess I'll take a shot at at the TTW categories, with some twists. These will supplement the ATP/WTA noms I've already submitted:
So here goes:
Best thread on TTW: It's still "Greatest Serves of All Time" by far (for real), but since that one didn't see a whole lot of activity this year I say... this current thread where everyone has been having a ball (save for a brief tussle)!
If we're including less tennisy threads as well, it's this one though it's barely over 3 days old:
Took more than a week to put together. Expect it to have looooooooooooooooong legs especially with lots of indoor days ahead.
Most unique poster on TTW: @Start da Game for his utterly inimitable (if not necessarily "charismatic") style and seemingly utter unwillingness to engage except when insulted or confronted.
Most helpful poster on TTW: Moi, course. But barring myself, I say @urban (@encylopedia would win this by a landslide if he posted more).
Best --- fan on TTW: I really couldn't care less. Less tribalism, please.
Actually I kinda take that back. The Oscar for Best Closet Fan goes to @vive le beau jeu ! (of course).
Best tennis analyst on TTW: You asked for it:
Most dedicated TTW poster/Earth's Mightiest Poster aka the biggest loser: I'll honor the Xmas spirit by declining to name names.
Best rivalry on TTW: reality (read: mine) vs. fiction (the "reality" of every one of you who fails to see it my way)
Most objective on TTW: @zagor
Funniest on TTW: @Start da Game's "bald breed" quip was the only thing on TTW that made literally LOL this year, and while that was more a put-down than a joke I can't think of anyone who tickled my funny bone half as hard.
Most sincere on TTW: "A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal."
Toughest debater on TTW: Me (again), but excluding moi-self, @krosero for his big knowledge base and inhuman ability to see all sides.
Best catchphrase on TTW: Novaxx Dj0C0vid (or however it's spelled)
Posters most wanted to return to TTW: @pc1 and @slice serve ace
Best artistic talent on TTW: Moi (again x2) by a country mile. Nobody else comes close.
Most rewarding posts on TTW: I've changed the name somewhat cuz I wanted to give a shout-out to @3loudboys and @Poisoned Slice for two of my best discoveries of the year:
That Johnny Marr guitar solo still kicks all sorts of ass, while the Solarstone track proves once again that all trance/electronic doesn't (have to) sound the same. Was gonna pop the champagne in the "listening" thread proper before the year-end but figured I might as well do it here. Much obliged, boys! Many thanks for making this year somewhat more tolerable!
The Big 3 of Conviviality on TTW: @Sudacafan, @MichaelNadal and @helterskelter. They seem as easy to get along with IRL as on TTW, and you'd have to go out of your way to offend 'em (well, except when you dare question the Humble Bull's GOATness in Mike's presence).
Best Handwringer (if that's the way to put it) on TTW: @StrongRule
Best Avatar on TTW: I say only candidates with long-standing avatars qualify. That said I'll give it to @AnOctorokForDinner whose Stoic Bird visage fits his personality to a T.
TTW Lifetime Achievement Award: @Moose Malloy for his stat work over the years and... for being my partner in cinephilia!
And that concludes this year's ceremony. Have yourself a Merry Merry Xmas, biatches!!!
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RIPBest Federer fan on TTW: I was going to vote for @Lleytonstation but that ******* didn't vote for me as the best RAFAN. So I'll be petty and say @Breakpointerer (still love you my Canadian companion) I also @mike danny @StANDAA I can't tag Third Serve for some reason, and @MeatTornado though I've been told you don't count as a Fed fan
Sorry to tell you that mate.
Best Rafa fan is @The Blond BlurTennis awards
Player of the year - ATP and WTA: Joker, Swiatek
Match of the year: RAFA vs Timmy AO QF
Tournament of the year: YEC
Moment of the year: RAFA winning #20
Comment of the year: "Nadal has no chance" - Goran Ivanisevic
Breakout performance of the year: Sinner at the Djokovic Open.
Biggest upset/shock: Our lord and savior PCB ruining Joker's perfect season.
Best rivalry on tour: We still have those(I guess I'll go with Timmy vs Joker).
Biggest False Dawn (biggest disappointment): Sissypuss had a very disappointing year after winning the YEC last year.
TTW poster awards
Best thread on TTW: @Bender TTW Dictionary Thread
Most charismatic poster on TTW: @MichaelNadal no one else's catchphrases/poasting style get used more than his.
Most helpful poster on TTW: @Bender just for explaining to people who call RAFA's forehand ugly that it's almost identical to Ol' Rog's.
Best Federer fan on TTW: I was going to vote for @Lleytonstation but that ******* didn't vote for me as the best RAFAN. So I'll be petty and say @Breakpointerer (still love you my Canadian companion) I also @mike danny @StANDAA I can't tag Third Serve for some reason, and @MeatTornado though I've been told you don't count as a Fed fan
Sorry to tell you that mate.
Best Nadal fan on TTW: @Sabrina (destroyed everyone on the RAFA questions in TTW Jepordy) @Azure @MichaelNadal @Rafa.the.Magnificent @Tiki-Taka
Best Djokovic fan on TTW: @Hitman The man the myth the legend. Also @King No1e @Nole Slam @Doctor/Lawyer Red Devil
Best Murray fan on TTW: @Mainad Find you a guy/gal who defends you like he defends MurrayGOAT.
Best Non-Big Four fan (name player also) on TTW: @Meles the father of the #ThiemThiem revolution and @ForehandCross
Best tennis analyst on TTW: @Waspsting puts a lot of effort into their match stat/analysis threads.
Most dedicated TTW poster: @Lew II for creating the same thread over and over again in true Sisyphus fashion. I also would have accepted Bill Murray in Ground Hog Day.
Best newcomer to TTW: Has anyone outside of @TheNachoMan and @Rafa4LifeEver joined recently who hasn't been a total troll or banned within 2 weeks
Best rivalry on TTW: @StrongRule vs optimism, the human spirit, the will to live, and all of TTW in the match threads.
Most objective on TTW: @Gary Duane and @Waspsting they go by the #s and don't peddle biased agendas.
Funniest on TTW: @Red Rick @Federer and Del Potro are basically the CEO and president of the lol factory.
Most sincere on TTW: I'll go with @Rafa4LifeEver probably the most polite poaster here.
Toughest debater on TTW: @mike danny and I have gone a few rounds while keeping it above the belt and respectful.
Best derailer of a thread on TTW: @Lleytonstation @Nole Slam and @King No1e because Spencer.
Best gif describing a tennis or TTW moment:
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Most creative thread title on TTW: Any thread @skypadq makes up. Seriously.
Best catchphrase on TTW: "Slay" @MichaelNadal
Poster most wanted to return back to TTW: @90's Clay or Andy M I wasn't around when these 2 were poasting and now there is a void in my heart
Best artistic talent on TTW: @vive le beau jeu ! just finds the most creative ways to show his love for RAFA
Best individual post of the year on TTW: @Krish872007
The Rafa Nadal Most Humble Poster on TTW: @Rafa.the.Magnificent never seems salty and genuinely congratulates the opposing player's fanbase.
Earth's Mightiest Poster (highest post count in the year): @stringertom
Best Sh!tposter on TTW: @King No1e and @Nole Slam the dynamic duo of house Djo.
Best Avatar on TTW: @Federer and Del Potro
TTW Lifetime achievement award winner: @sureshs the guy has his own tribute thread, gifs, and enlightened us all when he explained that Cincy is the real schlem. Bless you sir.
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Best traitors on ttw: @MeatTornado and @MichaelNadal
You also didn't nominate me for Best Djokovic fan. And yet I still nominated you for Best Federer fan. I am the bigger man than @The Blond Blur
Maybe I'm mistaken but I believe U2 had already @'ed moi before editing your posts and yet I never got an alert. In fact I don't remember being alerted to this thread at all except when @Third Serve posted his early noms. Wonder there's a limit to # of times you can @ another poster in a single post?
Anyhoo guess I'll take a shot at at the TTW categories, with some twists. These will supplement the ATP/WTA noms I've already submitted:
So here goes:
Best thread on TTW: It's still "Greatest Serves of All Time" by far (for real), but since that one didn't see a whole lot of activity this year I say... this current thread where everyone has been having a ball (save for a brief tussle)!
If we're including less tennisy threads as well, it's this one though it's barely over 3 days old:
Took more than a week to put together. Expect it to have looooooooooooooooong legs especially with lots of indoor days ahead.
Most unique poster on TTW: @Start da Game for his utterly inimitable (if not necessarily "charismatic") style and seemingly utter unwillingness to engage except when insulted or confronted.
Most helpful poster on TTW: Moi, course. But barring myself, I say @urban (@encylopedia would win this by a landslide if he posted more).
Best --- fan on TTW: I really couldn't care less. Less tribalism, please.
Actually I kinda take that back. The Oscar for Best Closet Fan goes to @vive le beau jeu ! (of course).
Best tennis analyst on TTW: You asked for it:
Most dedicated TTW poster/Earth's Mightiest Poster aka the biggest loser: I'll honor the Xmas spirit by declining to name names.
Best rivalry on TTW: reality (read: mine) vs. fiction (the "reality" of every one of you who fails to see it my way)
Most objective on TTW: @zagor
Funniest on TTW: @Start da Game's "bald breed" quip was the only thing on TTW that made literally LOL this year, and while that was more a put-down than a joke I can't think of anyone who tickled my funny bone half as hard.
Most sincere on TTW: "A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal."
Toughest debater on TTW: Me (again), but excluding moi-self, @krosero for his big knowledge base and inhuman ability to see all sides.
Best catchphrase on TTW: Novaxx Dj0C0vid (or however it's spelled)
Posters most wanted to return to TTW: @pc1 and @slice serve ace
Best artistic talent on TTW: Moi (again x2) by a country mile. Nobody else comes close.
Most rewarding posts on TTW: I've changed the name somewhat cuz I wanted to give a shout-out to @3loudboys and @Poisoned Slice for two of my best discoveries of the year:
That Johnny Marr guitar solo still kicks all sorts of ass, while the Solarstone track proves once again that all trance/electronic doesn't (have to) sound the same. Was gonna pop the champagne in the "listening" thread proper before the year-end but figured I might as well do it here. Much obliged, boys! Many thanks for making this year somewhat more tolerable!
The Big 3 of Conviviality on TTW: @Sudacafan, @MichaelNadal and @helterskelter. They seem as easy to get along with IRL as on TTW, and you'd have to go out of your way to offend 'em (well, except when you dare question the Humble Bull's GOATness in Mike's presence).
Best Handwringer (if that's the way to put it) on TTW: @StrongRule
Best Avatar on TTW: I say only candidates with long-standing avatars qualify. That said I'll give it to @AnOctorokForDinner whose Stoic Bird visage fits his personality to a T.
TTW Lifetime Achievement Award: @Moose Malloy for his stat work over the years and... for being my partner in cinephilia!
And that concludes this year's ceremony. Have yourself a Merry Merry Xmas, biatches!!!
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Highest peak in good looks: @FRV4
Okay, who has seen the picture of me? This needs to be a category and I hold sole rights to the throne. I demand to be placed first place in this category.
smh no one entertains the half-jokeAnd that picture was actually a picture of a picture, making me look flat. I am actually 3D in person.
I think that my picture was the best.smh no one entertains the half-joke
I didn't see it. I am a straight male anyways, I can't really judge these things.I think that my picture was the best.
Indeed, he is a Nadal fan who bats for the other teamBest traitors on ttw: @MeatTornado and @MichaelNadal
You also didn't nominate me for Best Djokovic fan. And yet I still nominated you for Best Federer fan. I am the bigger man than @The Blond Blur
Or maybe I was just pleased that you think that I am the Most charismatic poster on TTW.
Glad to bring it to your attention.Maybe I'm mistaken but I believe U2 had already @'ed moi before editing your posts and yet I never got an alert. In fact I don't remember being alerted to this thread at all except when @Third Serve posted his early noms. Wonder there's a limit to # of times you can @ another poster in a single post?
Anyhoo guess I'll take a shot at at the TTW categories, with some twists. These will supplement the ATP/WTA noms I've already submitted:
So here goes:
Best thread on TTW: It's still "Greatest Serves of All Time" by far (for real), but since that one didn't see a whole lot of activity this year I say... this current thread where everyone has been having a ball (save for a brief tussle)!
If we're including less tennisy threads as well, it's this one though it's barely over 3 days old:
Took more than a week to put together. Expect it to have looooooooooooooooong legs especially with lots of indoor days ahead.
Most unique poster on TTW: @Start da Game for his utterly inimitable (if not necessarily "charismatic") style and seemingly utter unwillingness to engage except when insulted or confronted.
Most helpful poster on TTW: Moi, course. But barring myself, I say @urban (@encylopedia would win this by a landslide if he posted more).
Best --- fan on TTW: I really couldn't care less. Less tribalism, please.
Actually I kinda take that back. The Oscar for Best Closet Fan goes to @vive le beau jeu ! (of course).
Best tennis analyst on TTW: You asked for it:
Most dedicated TTW poster/Earth's Mightiest Poster aka the biggest loser: I'll honor the Xmas spirit by declining to name names.
Best rivalry on TTW: reality (read: mine) vs. fiction (the "reality" of every one of you who fails to see it my way)
Most objective on TTW: @zagor
Funniest on TTW: @Start da Game's "bald breed" quip was the only thing on TTW that made literally LOL this year, and while that was more a put-down than a joke I can't think of anyone who tickled my funny bone half as hard.
Most sincere on TTW: "A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal."
Toughest debater on TTW: Me (again), but excluding moi-self, @krosero for his big knowledge base and inhuman ability to see all sides.
Best catchphrase on TTW: Novaxx Dj0C0vid (or however it's spelled)
Posters most wanted to return to TTW: @pc1 and @slice serve ace
Best artistic talent on TTW: Moi (again x2) by a country mile. Nobody else comes close.
Most rewarding posts on TTW: I've changed the name somewhat cuz I wanted to give a shout-out to @3loudboys and @Poisoned Slice for two of my best discoveries of the year:
That Johnny Marr guitar solo still kicks all sorts of ass, while the Solarstone track proves once again that all trance/electronic doesn't (have to) sound the same. Was gonna pop the champagne in the "listening" thread proper before the year-end but figured I might as well do it here. Much obliged, boys! Many thanks for making this year somewhat more tolerable!
The Big 3 of Conviviality on TTW: @Sudacafan, @MichaelNadal and @helterskelter. They seem as easy to get along with IRL as on TTW, and you'd have to go out of your way to offend 'em (well, except when you dare question the Humble Bull's GOATness in Mike's presence).
Best Handwringer (if that's the way to put it) on TTW: @StrongRule
Best Avatar on TTW: I say only candidates with long-standing avatars qualify. That said I'll give it to @AnOctorokForDinner whose Stoic Bird visage fits his personality to a T.
TTW Lifetime Achievement Award: @Moose Malloy for his stat work over the years and... for being my partner in cinephilia!
And that concludes this year's ceremony. Have yourself a Merry Merry Xmas, biatches!!!
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2D > 3DAnd that picture was actually a picture of a picture, making me look flat. I am actually 3D in person.
Top 5 tennis players on TTW.
1. @jasonjung - Well, he's a professional tennis player ranked #132.
2. @sureshs - The man whose level of play is near Gods. The Sureshs brutally dominated US Openings.
3. @Slowtwitcher - He plays tennis against the Sureshs so he has to be good.
4. @Nostradamus - A high level tennis player. Nosty has exceptional tennis skills.
5. @tennis_pro - A solid 4.0 beast. This cat has some good shots.
Then I replace you with @GSGOh. No.
thank you, 4.5 on a good dayTop 5 tennis players on TTW.
1. @jasonjung - Well, he's a professional tennis player ranked #132.
2. @sureshs - The man whose level of play is near Gods. The Sureshs brutally dominated US Openings.
3. @Slowtwitcher - He plays tennis against the Sureshs so he has to be good.
4. @Nostradamus - A high level tennis player. Nosty has exceptional tennis skills.
5. @tennis_pro - A solid 4.0 beast. This cat has some good shots.
thank you, 4.5 on a good day
im shyvid or didn’t happen
I thought you were 5.0?thank you, 4.5 on a good day
on a very good dayI thought you were 5.0?
im shy
Best Tottenham Hotspur Hater on TTW
Still paranoidandroid
Scared of pulling a Berretini?im shy
Glad to bring it to your attention.Those vocals almost put it at top spot for my favorite Solarstone tune. Lost Hearts is that tune.
3. @Slowtwitcher - He plays tennis against the Sureshs so he has to be good.
@Slowtwitcher I played with him yesterday and will play with him again today.
He gave me a great tip for the serve toss yesterday which I might reveal when the time comes.
Vote by copying and filling out the list (THE EMPTY LIST I GAVE EVERYONE AS A TEMPLATE) below.
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Take 5-15 minutes of your time and vote what you think is the best, don't just copy the ones who voted before you.
So you think you're some sort of a big rebel, huh?I took this from @Subway Tennis as a template, so some things will remain the same.
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