The Djokovic bubble will pop once the Fed raises interest rates to normal levels

[DeathGreetsMeWarm]

Djokovic has been propped up by 0% interest rates for years. When the Federer Reserve raises interest rates to normal levels then the bubble tennis tour will pop and the Fed will rack up 5-10 more Slams before retiring.

 

[r2473]

Fed has raised tennis "interest rates" world wide for the past 15 years

Djokovic and Nadal have been driving the low interest rates these past several years

The Fed can only do so much

 

[StannisTheMannis]

there is good trolling, there is bad trolling, and then there is whatever this is

 

[VexlanderPrime]

Djokovic has been propped up by 0% interest rates for years. When the Federer Reserve raises interest rates to normal levels then the bubble tennis tour will pop and the Fed will rack up 5-10 more Slams before retiring.

Rule #1: be funny when trolling.
Rule #2: don't be unfunny when trolling.

Follow teh rules plz

 

[Charlemagne]

Djokovic has been propped up by 0% interest rates for years. When the Federer Reserve raises interest rates to normal levels then the bubble tennis tour will pop and the Fed will rack up 5-10 more Slams before retiring.

Believe me.. I agree with your sentiment but it aint happening. Fed's too old.

 

[THE FIGHTER]

So you mean to tell me, theres a bubble on djokovic and nadal? I thought they were AAA diversified. Id bet my mortgage on it. Verdasco would bet his first set on it.

 

[Poisoned Slice]

 

[DeathGreetsMeWarm]

So you mean to tell me, theres a bubble on djokovic and nadal? I thought they were AAA diversified. Id bet my mortgage on it. Verdasco would bet his first set on it.

I'm short Djokovic and Nadal, long Federer. I bought a 10-yr Federer bond in 2013.

 

[Deleted member 688153]

So you mean to tell me, theres a bubble on djokovic and nadal? I thought they were AAA diversified. Id bet my mortgage on it. Verdasco would bet his first set on it.

The issue is that the Fed is largely subprime at the moment.

Also OP - some of your threads are silly, but this thread is actually hilarious.
Don't let Nolefam put you off - at least this is original humour and not another AAA 5555 special.

 

[Deleted member 688153]

I'm short Djokovic and Nadal, long Federer. I bought a 10-yr Federer bond in 2013.

I'd short Ferrer TBH, he's always looked like a good choice for a short.

Nick Kyrgios controls the Bonds market.

 

[sbengte]

Word is that Fed will be under pressure to reduce and we may see a regime of negative interest rates . The post-prime crisis just got real and is bigger than any past subprime crises.

Easily another 4-5 slams for the Djoker.

 

[joekapa]

Djokovic, without injuries, could reach Federer's 17 quite easily. I see nobody stopping him.

 

[Deleted member 688153]

Word is that Fed will be under pressure to reduce and we may see a regime of negative interest rates . The post-prime crisis just got real and is bigger than any past subprime crises.

Easily another 4-5 slams for the Djoker.

The Fed just issued some CDOs in 2012 to cover its position, sadly these now have a BB rating and the rival Bank Of Serbia has been taking advantage in the bigger markets.

 

[Dolgopolov85]

Raising interest rates would trigger a recession so the Fed's hands are tied. It will wait for the Nole propaganda machine to sabotage itself.

 

[Deleted member 77403]

Well you have the Fed-eral goverment - Also known as the ATP players council
You have Fed-eral law - Also known as Hawkeye
You have the Fed-express - Also known as private plane to charter you around the world

 

[DeathGreetsMeWarm]

 

[dr325i]

my crystal ball tells me this one will get banned in the near future