The Fedalovinci Code

WhiskeyEE

G.O.A.T.
Roland Garros is underway and this year’s tournament is the most highly anticipated in at least a decade due to the likelihood of a Nadal loss. After 10 years of torment, everyone from fans to pundits expects his reign of terror to finally come to an end.

Considering the occasion, I have decided to speak for the first time about certain things I’ve noticed about Federer, Nadal, and Djokovic that have been bothering me. I didn’t want to believe them. I wanted to think that this was all just some crazy coincidence. But, with mounting evidence, I can’t keep quiet any longer. It’s over. I’m going to blow the lid off this whole thing.

Warning: I used to be in the dark. I’m not anymore. I used to turn a blind eye to the facts. I stopped. What I have to say is disturbing, especially if you’re a Nadal fan. But I’m here to spread the truth. I’m here on behalf of good and I’m here on a mission of mercy. So, if at any point you find yourself in disbelief or think that I’ve crossed the line, then please, take off the Vamos Rafa hat, forget everything you thought you knew about the humble Spaniard, and keep reading. It’s for your own good. Really.

"Finally, let the mighty strength of the Lord make you strong. Put on all the armour that God gives, so you can defend yourself against the Devil’s tricks. We are not fighting against humans. We are fighting against forces and authorities and against rulers of darkness and powers in the spiritual world."

Ephesians 6:10-12

For the past few years, members of Talk Tennis have been referring to Djokovic as the "Son of God." Federer is "God" and Nadal is the "Devil." Novak began defeating Nadal and, in doing so, became the savior of tennis. But it’s all in good fun. It’s just a joke.

Or is it?

I mean have you ever wondered why there is a Big 3? And why they each specialize on a different surface?

Why has Federer dominated Wimbledon during the 7th month of the year? Is it just coincidence that the luscious green grass of Wimbledon matches most depictions of Heaven? Or that, in Christianity, 7 represents holiness and perfection? Or that one must wear white on Wimbledon’s courts? (Only the pure can enter?)


In addition, why has Nadal dominated Roland Garros during the 6th month of the year? Indeed, the lifeless fiery red clay courts of RG look an awful lot like Hell. And 6 represents unholiness and evil. It isn’t surprising that Nadal became so angry when Tiriac made the Madrid clay courts blue.

And what about Novak? Excelling on man-made hard courts, Djokovic, a mere mortal, dominates the synthetic courts of man. In the Bible, 1 represents the unity of God the father with his son Jesus Christ. Is this why Federer and Djokovic both excel at the WTF, which takes place during the 11th month of the year? (1 + 1 = Federer + Djokovic?) And why Novak stands alone as the greatest Australian Open (which occurs during the 1st month of the year) champion ever?

The Swiss flag features the Christian cross. It is evident that Federer’s Swiss heritage signifies an intimate link he has with Christianity.

The right image is even watermarked with '123RF'

Considering that maestro means master and that master in this sense can be interpreted as the 'supreme master' aka God, Federer’s nickname the "Swiss Maestro” translates literally to the “Christian God."

On the other hand, Nadal’s nickname the “Beast of Majorca” translates to the "Beast of Major," ie the Devil.

One might argue that "beast" in this context refers to the Spanish bull, another nickname of his. But careful examination of the Vamos Rafa logo suggests that it is not the head of a bull at all. In fact, it is actually the head of Satan.


Check the 2nd result. You can’t make this stuff up.

https://www.google.ca/search?q=sata...a=X&ei=ZSFmVcCEBq7isASb-oDwDw&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ

Don’t let the ************* fool you. It isn’t the Spanish bull they’re worshipping.

Not convinced?

Here is a variant of the Spanish flag that became popular at sporting events in the 1990s, shortly after Nadal was born. It is frequently showcased by Nadal’s fans at his matches, like at the 2011 RG final, shown below.

 

WhiskeyEE

G.O.A.T.
Spanish bull? I don’t think so. It is clearly a silhouette of the Devil wearing his cape.


The greatest trick Nadevil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.

And while Nadal is referred to by his followers as a horned beast, Federer has been called the angelic winged “Golden Eagle of Victory.”


It’s only fitting that the Serbian flag contains a double headed eagle, representing the unity of God and Jesus. The crown, which itself is topped by a golden cross, is situated atop both of its heads to indicate that, together, Federer and Novak are the rulers of good. The shield depicts their defense against evil and, like the Swiss flag, consists of a white cross on a red background, illustrating good over top of evil.


So what does this all mean? What is the purpose of this battle and why is it being combated through tennis? I’ll get to that later. First, let’s take a look at the Fedal rivalry.

Federer began his ascension with his Wimbledon victory over Philippoussis in 2003. The following year, he defeated Safin, Roddick, and Hewitt in the finals of the Australian Open, Wimbledon, and the US Open respectively. From 2004 to 2007, Federer went a merciless 26-1 against these players, ruining all 3 of their careers in the process.

Federer’s domination of the tour despite the absence of any threat was just to remind us that the Lord may giveth, but the good Lord, he taketh away.

In 2005, Federer and Nadal had their first major meeting at RG. Despite Federer being the dominant world #1, Nadal disposed of Federer in 4 sets. And the same thing happened in 2006. Federer then defeated Nadal later that year in the final of Wimbledon and again in 2007. But, while Nadal continued to dominate at RG, Federer eventually lost to him at Wimbledon in 2008. In falling to Nadal on his own turf, Federer became weakened. Losing some of his powers, he was past his prime.

Despite losing to Nadal at Wimbledon, Federer consistently beat him at the World Tour Finals. He bested Nadal there 4 times, including in a finals meeting between the 2 in Nadal’s best year - 2010.

Was Federer particularly motivated to prevent Nadal from winning this tournament? What was he protecting us from?

The battle between Federer and Nadal bears an uncanny resemblance to a prior tennis rivalry. In 1974, a man who looked curiously like a young Jesus Christ by the name of Bjorn Borg burst onto the tennis scene. He would go on to win 6 RG titles, 5 Wimbledon titles, and 2 WTF titles.

Bjorn Borg… the original protector?
 

WhiskeyEE

G.O.A.T.
His main rival was John McEnroe. McEnroe, nicknamed “Superbrat,” was not unlike Nadal. Left-handed and belligerent on court; it should come as no surprise that the Latin word for left-handed is ‘sinister,’ a word that has become synonymous with evil.

Borg and McEnroe wearing white and red headbands respectively; it’s obvious what side they are each on.

After winning Wimbledon in 1981, due to his on-court temper tantrums, McEnroe was refused honorary membership by the All England Club, something generally awarded to first time Wimbledon champions. It’s as if he was being denied entry into Heaven.

McEnroe, a devout follower of Nadal, has even tried to brainwash others into thinking that Nadal is the greatest of all time.


And what exactly do we know about Nadal?
- He is a cheater (MTOs, time wasting, on court coaching)
- He is violent (Rosol shoulder bump)
- He is self-serving and uses intimidation tactics to get what he wants
- He engages in weird sadistic rituals during matches
- He is unmarried and without kids (Federer and Djokovic are both married with kids)
- He may or may not be having an affair with Juan Monaco
- Along with his uncle Toni, he is an atheist

He even promotes gambling and urges others to follow him in his ways. The ominous red text couldn’t be more appropriate.


Nadal, along with McEnroe and other Nadevil worshippers are encouraging the masses to engage in lives of debt, sin, and sorrow in an attempt to turn them against the light. Just look at what Nadal’s biggest fan (n.s.k. aka NADALRECORD aka tennis_commentator) had to say:


http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showpost.php?p=8416214&postcount=86

Borg defeated McEnroe at the WTF in 1979 and both the WTF and Wimbledon in 1980, but McEnroe eventually got the better of him. Unable to protect tennis any longer, Borg promptly retired.

Being a mere follower, McEnroe was never a serious threat to mankind. But, with Federer declined and unable to hold off Nadal, who could save us from him?
 

WhiskeyEE

G.O.A.T.
Enter the Son of God

On 1/1/11, Novak 2.0 was born. Infused with holy power, Djokovic defeated Nadal in 7 straight finals, ending with the 2012 Australian Open.


Nadal, birthed during the 1986 RG, was born only 3 days before 6/6/86. Djokovic was born just 1 year later in 1987. They met at Roland Garros for the first time on June 7, 2006 or 6/7/6, mere hours following 6/6/6, the number of the beast. The following year, they met at Wimbledon for the first time on July 7, 2007 or 7/7/7, the holy trinity.

Novak’s destiny was clear from the beginning.

However, like Federer, Djokovic has thus far been unable to defeat Nadal at Roland Garros. After losing to Nadal at RG 4 straight times from 2006 to 2012, he entered the 2013 RG semifinal with everything going for him. After earning 2 straight year end #1s, Novak was finally ready to beat the beast in his domain and send him packing for good.

And then the fateful moment. Up a break at 4-3 in the 5th set, victory was in sight. All Novak had to do was hold serve twice and good would finally triumph over evil. But at 40-40, he did the unthinkable and touched the net on a routine overhead.


One man did manage to defeat Nadal at RG. His name was Robin Soderling. But, lacking divine power, his victory did not weaken Nadal. And, shortly afterward, he vanished from tennis, never to be heard from again. We can only speculate on what happened to him.

To date, Nadal has won every slam, but one trophy has eluded him. Even in his two best years he fell in the finals of the WTF to each of Federer and Novak.

So what is the significance of this event and why are Fed and Novak so hell-bent on preventing Nadal from winning it?

Does the WTF trophy aka Master’s Cup or ‘God’s Cup’ possess special powers?

Could it be the Holy Grail?


According to Arthurian legend, drinking from the Holy Grail will heal any affliction and restore one to full strength.

Have you ever noticed that Nadal never gets injured during clay season? In fact, it seems that the further he is from June and Roland Garros, the more injured he gets and the weaker his abilities are.

Is Nadal wanting to use the Master’s Cup to maintain his full power at all times? Is this part of his plan for world domination?

What will happen if Nadal does win the Master’s Cup? And will good defeat him at RG before he manages to do so?

All I know is this:

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Ezekiel 25:17

Choose your side wisely.

And with Novak and Fed occupying the top 2 spots and Nadal plummeting down the rankings, I know who I’m putting my faith in.
 
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DolgoSantoro

Professional
Highest quality thread I've seen in a long long time

One man did manage to defeat Nadal at RG. His name was Robin Soderling. But, lacking divine power, his victory did not weaken Nadal. And, shortly afterward, he vanished from tennis, never to be heard from again. We can only speculate on what happened to him.
Consider the following: after Nadal's first large meeting against Robin at Wimbledon 2007, he was quoted as saying

"In the end, we will see what's happening in the end of the life, no?"

ominous, in light of the revelations above, to say the least

Also worthy of consideration is the fondness of Beast of Mallorca, a known Nadal fan, for the :twisted: face. The signs are out there if we are willing to see them.
 

RF-18

Talk Tennis Guru
Highest quality thread I've seen in a long long time



Consider the following: after Nadal's first large meeting against Robin at Wimbledon 2007, he was quoted as saying

"In the end, we will see what's happening in the end of the life, no?"

ominous, in light of the revelations above, to say the least

Also worthy of consideration is the fondness of Beast of Mallorca, a known Nadal fan, for the :twisted: face. The signs are out there if we are willing to see them.
Haha holy crap! :shock:
 

sdont

Legend
Add to that:

Nadal Sounds very much like Satan if you speak backwards (the satanic way): Ladan.

The letters G-O-D are found in the name Roger Federer.

The Swiss Guard is the army of Vatican City.

Djokovic starts with the same phoneme as Jesus.
 

The-Champ

Legend
Add to that:

Nadal Sounds very much like Satan if you speak backwards (the satanic way): Ladan.

The letters G-O-D are found in the name Roger Federer.

The Swiss Guard is the army of Vatican City.

Djokovic starts with the same phoneme as Jesus.
yes! guarding probably the most corrupt and murderous institution in the history of mankind. It has done nothing but contributed to the stupidity of everyone that follows its dogmas...i.e. the OP. Very good representative of "goodness".
 

Slice'n'dice

Hall of Fame
so basically, WhiskeyEE is the Osama bin Laden of the djokovic camp.

grown men believing in fairy tales should be executed because they are useless in the society!!
A tad harsh do you not think?

yes! guarding probably the most corrupt and murderous institution in the history of mankind. It has done nothing but contributed to the stupidity of everyone that follows its dogmas...i.e. the OP. Very good representative of "goodness".
Well to be fair, they have a pretty sound pope at the moment.
 

WhiskeyEE

G.O.A.T.
Highest quality thread I've seen in a long long time



Consider the following: after Nadal's first large meeting against Robin at Wimbledon 2007, he was quoted as saying

"In the end, we will see what's happening in the end of the life, no?"

ominous, in light of the revelations above, to say the least

Also worthy of consideration is the fondness of Beast of Mallorca, a known Nadal fan, for the :twisted: face. The signs are out there if we are willing to see them.
Indeed. I was going to mention his constant use of the evil emoticon, but it was already too long. I had to cut some stuff out. There are simply too many things to mention.

yes! guarding probably the most corrupt and murderous institution in the history of mankind. It has done nothing but contributed to the stupidity of everyone that follows its dogmas...i.e. the OP. Very good representative of "goodness".
You appear to have lost your way, my son. But all is not lost. The Lord understands how persuasive Nadal and his supporters can be. Recite the Hail Mary 100 times and all will be forgiven.
 
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Zoid

Hall of Fame
WhiskeyEE - I sincerely hope that was the whiskey talking and not you. That was insane. Had a really good LOL though so cheers I guess.
 

spinovic

Hall of Fame
Epic post.

Concerning RG (aka the Gates of Hell).

"...on this rock I will build my church , and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it."

The scriptures have foretold the ultimate victory by the forces of good, even within the hellish confines of Phillipe Chartrier.
 

Fate Archer

Hall of Fame
Preach it!



Most enlightening read I had in a long time. Truth be told, Angels and Demons clash on fierce spiritual holy wars when all these players are concerned.

Nadal must fall in RG so the tennis world can be saved once more. Thanks OP for reminding us again.
 

Zoid

Hall of Fame
Amen brother.
Why does God concern himself so much with these silly ball sports when people in Africa are dying and starving? That really grinds my gears about the bloke.

I mean, honestly, where are his priorities??!

He must be an absolute sports nut given the propensity for american athletes to thank god for their victory.
 

The-Champ

Legend
You appear to have lost your way, my son. But all is not lost. The Lord understands how persuasive Nadal and his supporters can be. Recite the Hail Mary 100 times and all will be forgiven.
Thanks for the advice. The first thing I'll do when I wake up tomorrow is go to church and urinate at the altar.
 
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VexlanderPrime

Guest
Posting in a epic thread to end all epic threads ...

Seriously, this thing has the "real slam" thread in its sights and is going for the kill as TTW's GOAT thread.
 

marc45

G.O.A.T.
every day it seems like Nadal gets in even deeper to the loons heads...it is impressive how effed up people are willing to go for some brain orgasm..they think somehow this affects him, but all they're doing is taking their Nadal Derangement Syndrome to even higher levels, likely to result in an early death for them, not Nadal's career

I know now this is just frustrated Fed and Novak fans for the most part, but can't help but think what would have happened if there was an internet years ago as Connors grabbed his crotch constantly and dropped f-bomb after f-bomb, and Mac screamed at umps through out a match...Nastase just played the evil clown idiot, and Borg did his coke when he had an opportunity..the level of any of these Big 4 guys now behavior is so much lower to what the guys back then did that it's utterly embarrassing to act like this...but, yeah, I know anonymous board, means jack in the hand
 
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G A S

Hall of Fame
very funny thread I would say... I can't say it is trolling because it is really well made and I think the quality is way higher than the average trolling.
 
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This confirms what I have thought all along, that AngieB is indeed an agent of the devil.
 
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Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Can't wait for this to become a Hollywood blockbuster.
Something along the lines of Pacific Rim or the new Godzilla.


Nadal will need a stunt double since he is always injured, no?
 

racquetreligion

Hall of Fame
yes! guarding probably the most corrupt and murderous institution in the history of mankind. It has done nothing but contributed to the stupidity of everyone that follows its dogmas...i.e. the OP. Very good representative of "goodness".
The original racquet breaking molesters are in the Vatican :twisted:

A tad harsh do you not think?
Well to be fair, they have a pretty sound pope at the moment.
That blessing by him to DelPo has done well for his game

Yep but now we have Hollywood
 

Ciaron

Semi-Pro
Nadals other beastly traits

There has to be something beastly in the way he constantly digs his undies out his back side .. I mean come on .. That's not right
 

WhiskeyEE

G.O.A.T.
The stage is set. This is Novak's moment. The prophecies foretold that Jesus would rise again and here we are. And how fitting it is that Judgment Day will occur on Nadal's birthday - June 3. Nadal will leave the sport exactly 29 years after entering this world.

Don't let the door hit your a.ss on the way out.
 
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