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G.O.A.T.
Roland Garros is underway and this year’s tournament is the most highly anticipated in at least a decade due to the likelihood of a Nadal loss. After 10 years of torment, everyone from fans to pundits expects his reign of terror to finally come to an end.
Considering the occasion, I have decided to speak for the first time about certain things I’ve noticed about Federer, Nadal, and Djokovic that have been bothering me. I didn’t want to believe them. I wanted to think that this was all just some crazy coincidence. But, with mounting evidence, I can’t keep quiet any longer. It’s over. I’m going to blow the lid off this whole thing.
Warning: I used to be in the dark. I’m not anymore. I used to turn a blind eye to the facts. I stopped. What I have to say is disturbing, especially if you’re a Nadal fan. But I’m here to spread the truth. I’m here on behalf of good and I’m here on a mission of mercy. So, if at any point you find yourself in disbelief or think that I’ve crossed the line, then please, take off the Vamos Rafa hat, forget everything you thought you knew about the humble Spaniard, and keep reading. It’s for your own good. Really.
For the past few years, members of Talk Tennis have been referring to Djokovic as the "Son of God." Federer is "God" and Nadal is the "Devil." Novak began defeating Nadal and, in doing so, became the savior of tennis. But it’s all in good fun. It’s just a joke.
Or is it?
I mean have you ever wondered why there is a Big 3? And why they each specialize on a different surface?
Why has Federer dominated Wimbledon during the 7th month of the year? Is it just coincidence that the luscious green grass of Wimbledon matches most depictions of Heaven? Or that, in Christianity, 7 represents holiness and perfection? Or that one must wear white on Wimbledon’s courts? (Only the pure can enter?)
In addition, why has Nadal dominated Roland Garros during the 6th month of the year? Indeed, the lifeless fiery red clay courts of RG look an awful lot like Hell. And 6 represents unholiness and evil. It isn’t surprising that Nadal became so angry when Tiriac made the Madrid clay courts blue.
And what about Novak? Excelling on man-made hard courts, Djokovic, a mere mortal, dominates the synthetic courts of man. In the Bible, 1 represents the unity of God the father with his son Jesus Christ. Is this why Federer and Djokovic both excel at the WTF, which takes place during the 11th month of the year? (1 + 1 = Federer + Djokovic?) And why Novak stands alone as the greatest Australian Open (which occurs during the 1st month of the year) champion ever?
The Swiss flag features the Christian cross. It is evident that Federer’s Swiss heritage signifies an intimate link he has with Christianity.
Considering that maestro means master and that master in this sense can be interpreted as the 'supreme master' aka God, Federer’s nickname the "Swiss Maestro” translates literally to the “Christian God."
On the other hand, Nadal’s nickname the “Beast of Majorca” translates to the "Beast of Major," ie the Devil.
One might argue that "beast" in this context refers to the Spanish bull, another nickname of his. But careful examination of the Vamos Rafa logo suggests that it is not the head of a bull at all. In fact, it is actually the head of Satan.
Check the 2nd result. You can’t make this stuff up.
https://www.google.ca/search?q=sata...a=X&ei=ZSFmVcCEBq7isASb-oDwDw&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ
Don’t let the ************* fool you. It isn’t the Spanish bull they’re worshipping.
Not convinced?
Here is a variant of the Spanish flag that became popular at sporting events in the 1990s, shortly after Nadal was born. It is frequently showcased by Nadal’s fans at his matches, like at the 2011 RG final, shown below.
Considering the occasion, I have decided to speak for the first time about certain things I’ve noticed about Federer, Nadal, and Djokovic that have been bothering me. I didn’t want to believe them. I wanted to think that this was all just some crazy coincidence. But, with mounting evidence, I can’t keep quiet any longer. It’s over. I’m going to blow the lid off this whole thing.
Warning: I used to be in the dark. I’m not anymore. I used to turn a blind eye to the facts. I stopped. What I have to say is disturbing, especially if you’re a Nadal fan. But I’m here to spread the truth. I’m here on behalf of good and I’m here on a mission of mercy. So, if at any point you find yourself in disbelief or think that I’ve crossed the line, then please, take off the Vamos Rafa hat, forget everything you thought you knew about the humble Spaniard, and keep reading. It’s for your own good. Really.
"Finally, let the mighty strength of the Lord make you strong. Put on all the armour that God gives, so you can defend yourself against the Devil’s tricks. We are not fighting against humans. We are fighting against forces and authorities and against rulers of darkness and powers in the spiritual world."
Ephesians 6:10-12
Ephesians 6:10-12
For the past few years, members of Talk Tennis have been referring to Djokovic as the "Son of God." Federer is "God" and Nadal is the "Devil." Novak began defeating Nadal and, in doing so, became the savior of tennis. But it’s all in good fun. It’s just a joke.
Or is it?
I mean have you ever wondered why there is a Big 3? And why they each specialize on a different surface?
Why has Federer dominated Wimbledon during the 7th month of the year? Is it just coincidence that the luscious green grass of Wimbledon matches most depictions of Heaven? Or that, in Christianity, 7 represents holiness and perfection? Or that one must wear white on Wimbledon’s courts? (Only the pure can enter?)
In addition, why has Nadal dominated Roland Garros during the 6th month of the year? Indeed, the lifeless fiery red clay courts of RG look an awful lot like Hell. And 6 represents unholiness and evil. It isn’t surprising that Nadal became so angry when Tiriac made the Madrid clay courts blue.
And what about Novak? Excelling on man-made hard courts, Djokovic, a mere mortal, dominates the synthetic courts of man. In the Bible, 1 represents the unity of God the father with his son Jesus Christ. Is this why Federer and Djokovic both excel at the WTF, which takes place during the 11th month of the year? (1 + 1 = Federer + Djokovic?) And why Novak stands alone as the greatest Australian Open (which occurs during the 1st month of the year) champion ever?
The Swiss flag features the Christian cross. It is evident that Federer’s Swiss heritage signifies an intimate link he has with Christianity.
The right image is even watermarked with '123RF'
Considering that maestro means master and that master in this sense can be interpreted as the 'supreme master' aka God, Federer’s nickname the "Swiss Maestro” translates literally to the “Christian God."
On the other hand, Nadal’s nickname the “Beast of Majorca” translates to the "Beast of Major," ie the Devil.
One might argue that "beast" in this context refers to the Spanish bull, another nickname of his. But careful examination of the Vamos Rafa logo suggests that it is not the head of a bull at all. In fact, it is actually the head of Satan.
Check the 2nd result. You can’t make this stuff up.
https://www.google.ca/search?q=sata...a=X&ei=ZSFmVcCEBq7isASb-oDwDw&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ
Don’t let the ************* fool you. It isn’t the Spanish bull they’re worshipping.
Not convinced?
Here is a variant of the Spanish flag that became popular at sporting events in the 1990s, shortly after Nadal was born. It is frequently showcased by Nadal’s fans at his matches, like at the 2011 RG final, shown below.
