The Fedalovinci Code
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Nathaniel_Near
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Raised.
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Absolutely hilarious. Some kind of masterwork here. And the triumvirate shall make its return to the heathen lands of South Beach, whereupon battle shall resume, and a dampened victor shall emerge with a gilt crate of oranges. Will the Nadalusian Dog continue to defy decency the odds? Will Feather Gatherer craft something wondrous from the quills sutures? Will Count Djokula lay waste once more, fueled by cacao veggie puffs?
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The Power of Christ compels you to peruse this brilliant work (if you've done so already 10 times, make it 11). Yes, this is not my first bump, nor will it be my last.
This thing gets right to the heart of it. And besides, it is that time of year again.
This thing gets right to the heart of it. And besides, it is that time of year again.
sbengte
G.O.A.T.
The devil is rising again and the humanity seems helpless at the moment and in need of a savior. Who will it be this time ?
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Dark_Angel85
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The lit analysis here is beyond normal. I can't even
WhiskeyEE
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At first I thought that Nadal supporters were the tyranny of evil men, Fed and Novak fans were the righteous man, undecideds were the weak, and I was the shepherd. Now I'd like that, but that **** ain't the truth. The truth is... I'm the righteous man. Nadal fans are the weak. And, FedFosterWallace, you're trying real hard to be the shepherd.
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donquijote
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Beginning to think you'd prefer your thread to collect dust. Remember...
"Only the penitent man shall pass."
Jackuar
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Are you from Tamilnadu?! Just saw your signature in tamil.
ByakuFubuki
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Funny how the first Related Search to that link is "Goat".
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As promised, b-biggity-bumper crop. Separate artist from art. Despite OP's ways, the work is inspired. Savor.
Skeletroll
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This thread was absolutely amazing. It's even better with the knowledge we have now. Dimitrov is a false prophet of God (Federer). Pepe Imaz is a demon who attempted to destroy Jesus (Djoker) after he won the tournament that the Devil (Nadal) ruled. It goes deeper and deeper, soon we will have a religion and a cinematic universe based off of this.
WhiskeyEE
G.O.A.T.
I think you're right about Pepe, but I think Toni and Moya were in on it too. And I find the timing of Novak's decline (Wimbledon 2016) and Rafa's re-emergence (Olympics 2016, a few weeks later) highly coincidental.
In other words, I have an idea for a sequel, but I doubt I'd have the time and motivation to put it together. Where's Tom Hanks when you need him?
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How would you cast Hanks?
P.S. If you were to turn this into a screenplay, the time might be now. Strike while the iron's hot, no?
WhiskeyEE
G.O.A.T.
I was thinking of making a comic for part 2. I have no interest in writing another essay. I've never really made one though (besides the short 2014 AO one) so I'm not sure how it would turn out.
btw, I mentioned Tom Hanks as a reference to Professor Robert Langdon.
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On the ref, okay. Code. Didn't give it a moment's thought. I doubt Dan Brown would have a huge issue with a tennis adaptation of his novel, though.
Any link to the '14 AO thing? It's on here?
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Ah, graphic novel. Think I'd seen that. Yeah, Stanimal mauled him.
guanzishou
G.O.A.T.
The Satans growl, grunt, pick butt, cheat and lie.
The Gods are drinking champagne and eating strawberry ice cream.
The Angel has nice legs and lost early in French Open to Makarova.
The Demonique Thiem is on fire.
Angelique and Demonique will make a nice couple.
Or Demonica Cibulkova should date Demonique Thiem.
Da Vinci is not good looking but she beat Serena at US Open.
The Gods are drinking champagne and eating strawberry ice cream.
The Angel has nice legs and lost early in French Open to Makarova.
The Demonique Thiem is on fire.
Angelique and Demonique will make a nice couple.
Or Demonica Cibulkova should date Demonique Thiem.
Da Vinci is not good looking but she beat Serena at US Open.
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Any code warriors in the house?
The saga continues. Are we any closer to answers?
The saga continues. Are we any closer to answers?
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
Novak turned vegetarian to keep Satan away from him with no luck until he realized he must fight, kill and eat the bull.
Hindus have been trying to make peace with Satan for centuries and look where they are now with that strategy.
Hindus have been trying to make peace with Satan for centuries and look where they are now with that strategy.
Raining hopes
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GOAT POST
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Very underrated (or perhaps "under-seen") thread, this is gold
ChaelAZ
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Roland Garros is underway and this year’s tournament is the most highly anticipated in at least a decade due to the likelihood of a Nadal loss. After 10 years of torment, everyone from fans to pundits expects his reign of terror to finally come to an end.
Considering the occasion, I have decided to speak for the first time about certain things I’ve noticed about Federer, Nadal, and Djokovic that have been bothering me. I didn’t want to believe them. I wanted to think that this was all just some crazy coincidence. But, with mounting evidence, I can’t keep quiet any longer. It’s over. I’m going to blow the lid off this whole thing.
Warning: I used to be in the dark. I’m not anymore. I used to turn a blind eye to the facts. I stopped. What I have to say is disturbing, especially if you’re a Nadal fan. But I’m here to spread the truth. I’m here on behalf of good and I’m here on a mission of mercy. So, if at any point you find yourself in disbelief or think that I’ve crossed the line, then please, take off the Vamos Rafa hat, forget everything you thought you knew about the humble Spaniard, and keep reading. It’s for your own good. Really.
"Finally, let the mighty strength of the Lord make you strong. Put on all the armour that God gives, so you can defend yourself against the Devil’s tricks. We are not fighting against humans. We are fighting against forces and authorities and against rulers of darkness and powers in the spiritual world."
Ephesians 6:10-12
For the past few years, members of Talk Tennis have been referring to Djokovic as the "Son of God." Federer is "God" and Nadal is the "Devil." Novak began defeating Nadal and, in doing so, became the savior of tennis. But it’s all in good fun. It’s just a joke.
Or is it?
I mean have you ever wondered why there is a Big 3? And why they each specialize on a different surface?
Why has Federer dominated Wimbledon during the 7th month of the year? Is it just coincidence that the luscious green grass of Wimbledon matches most depictions of Heaven? Or that, in Christianity, 7 represents holiness and perfection? Or that one must wear white on Wimbledon’s courts? (Only the pure can enter?)
In addition, why has Nadal dominated Roland Garros during the 6th month of the year? Indeed, the lifeless fiery red clay courts of RG look an awful lot like Hell. And 6 represents unholiness and evil. It isn’t surprising that Nadal became so angry when Tiriac made the Madrid clay courts blue.
And what about Novak? Excelling on man-made hard courts, Djokovic, a mere mortal, dominates the synthetic courts of man. In the Bible, 1 represents the unity of God the father with his son Jesus Christ. Is this why Federer and Djokovic both excel at the WTF, which takes place during the 11th month of the year? (1 + 1 = Federer + Djokovic?) And why Novak stands alone as the greatest Australian Open (which occurs during the 1st month of the year) champion ever?
The Swiss flag features the Christian cross. It is evident that Federer’s Swiss heritage signifies an intimate link he has with Christianity.
The right image is even watermarked with '123RF'
Considering that maestro means master and that master in this sense can be interpreted as the 'supreme master' aka God, Federer’s nickname the "Swiss Maestro” translates literally to the “Christian God."
On the other hand, Nadal’s nickname the “Beast of Majorca” translates to the "Beast of Major," ie the Devil.
One might argue that "beast" in this context refers to the Spanish bull, another nickname of his. But careful examination of the Vamos Rafa logo suggests that it is not the head of a bull at all. In fact, it is actually the head of Satan.
Check the 2nd result. You can’t make this stuff up.
https://www.google.ca/search?q=sata...a=X&ei=ZSFmVcCEBq7isASb-oDwDw&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ
Don’t let the ************* fool you. It isn’t the Spanish bull they’re worshipping.
Not convinced?
Here is a variant of the Spanish flag that became popular at sporting events in the 1990s, shortly after Nadal was born. It is frequently showcased by Nadal’s fans at his matches, like at the 2011 RG final, shown below.
Rattie
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Wow! Seriously barking!Roland Garros is underway and this year’s tournament is the most highly anticipated in at least a decade due to the likelihood of a Nadal loss. After 10 years of torment, everyone from fans to pundits expects his reign of terror to finally come to an end.
Considering the occasion, I have decided to speak for the first time about certain things I’ve noticed about Federer, Nadal, and Djokovic that have been bothering me. I didn’t want to believe them. I wanted to think that this was all just some crazy coincidence. But, with mounting evidence, I can’t keep quiet any longer. It’s over. I’m going to blow the lid off this whole thing.
Warning: I used to be in the dark. I’m not anymore. I used to turn a blind eye to the facts. I stopped. What I have to say is disturbing, especially if you’re a Nadal fan. But I’m here to spread the truth. I’m here on behalf of good and I’m here on a mission of mercy. So, if at any point you find yourself in disbelief or think that I’ve crossed the line, then please, take off the Vamos Rafa hat, forget everything you thought you knew about the humble Spaniard, and keep reading. It’s for your own good. Really.
"Finally, let the mighty strength of the Lord make you strong. Put on all the armour that God gives, so you can defend yourself against the Devil’s tricks. We are not fighting against humans. We are fighting against forces and authorities and against rulers of darkness and powers in the spiritual world."
Ephesians 6:10-12
For the past few years, members of Talk Tennis have been referring to Djokovic as the "Son of God." Federer is "God" and Nadal is the "Devil." Novak began defeating Nadal and, in doing so, became the savior of tennis. But it’s all in good fun. It’s just a joke.
Or is it?
I mean have you ever wondered why there is a Big 3? And why they each specialize on a different surface?
Why has Federer dominated Wimbledon during the 7th month of the year? Is it just coincidence that the luscious green grass of Wimbledon matches most depictions of Heaven? Or that, in Christianity, 7 represents holiness and perfection? Or that one must wear white on Wimbledon’s courts? (Only the pure can enter?)
In addition, why has Nadal dominated Roland Garros during the 6th month of the year? Indeed, the lifeless fiery red clay courts of RG look an awful lot like Hell. And 6 represents unholiness and evil. It isn’t surprising that Nadal became so angry when Tiriac made the Madrid clay courts blue.
And what about Novak? Excelling on man-made hard courts, Djokovic, a mere mortal, dominates the synthetic courts of man. In the Bible, 1 represents the unity of God the father with his son Jesus Christ. Is this why Federer and Djokovic both excel at the WTF, which takes place during the 11th month of the year? (1 + 1 = Federer + Djokovic?) And why Novak stands alone as the greatest Australian Open (which occurs during the 1st month of the year) champion ever?
The Swiss flag features the Christian cross. It is evident that Federer’s Swiss heritage signifies an intimate link he has with Christianity.
The right image is even watermarked with '123RF'
Considering that maestro means master and that master in this sense can be interpreted as the 'supreme master' aka God, Federer’s nickname the "Swiss Maestro” translates literally to the “Christian God."
On the other hand, Nadal’s nickname the “Beast of Majorca” translates to the "Beast of Major," ie the Devil.
One might argue that "beast" in this context refers to the Spanish bull, another nickname of his. But careful examination of the Vamos Rafa logo suggests that it is not the head of a bull at all. In fact, it is actually the head of Satan.
Check the 2nd result. You can’t make this stuff up.
https://www.google.ca/search?q=sata...a=X&ei=ZSFmVcCEBq7isASb-oDwDw&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ
Don’t let the ************* fool you. It isn’t the Spanish bull they’re worshipping.
Not convinced?
Here is a variant of the Spanish flag that became popular at sporting events in the 1990s, shortly after Nadal was born. It is frequently showcased by Nadal’s fans at his matches, like at the 2011 RG final, shown below.
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This thread seems to be more relevant than ever. LOL
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