The most pathetic tennis gear in history.

Bobby Jr

G.O.A.T.
Simple. These two jokes - both endorsed by Brad Gilbert.

Next time someone tries to hold him up as an expert voice remember he promoted two of the most laughable pieces of **** tennis-related products ever invented.

 

King No1e

G.O.A.T.
Djokovic hasn't had too many bad outfits, but this disaster just stands out from the pack:



Don't know how anyone at Uniqlo thought this would be a good idea.
 

vsbabolat

G.O.A.T.
All of the Nike from the 2020 Australian Open, 2019 French Open. Pretty much most all Nike these days. The 2019 US Open was actually nice for a change
 

kuku4cocoa

New User
What's WRONG w/ that hag, I mean bag
the one on the left!
hey dreamboat
not u shipwreck
is worse old hag or old bag?
micro meso or macro aggression against age-ists
tawdry apparel towards the dandies
my bag is so ugly; my mamma is so fat,
she roll over a dollar and make 4 quarters.

...
 
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Raul_SJ

G.O.A.T.
Simple. These two jokes - both endorsed by Brad Gilbert.

Next time someone tries to hold him up as an expert voice remember he promoted two of the most laughable pieces of **** tennis-related products ever invented.

What the hell is that Brad?
:(
 

kuku4cocoa

New User
man there's some hatin' goin' on here. i love hate. gives me sum mo hate. loves me sum hate. mm mm good. better than sex. next best thing to shootin' up
most of all i love to hate the haters. hates me sum love, loves me sum hate. it's a love/hate thing CHRONIC
MJ said 'it's the shoes.' don do no hatin' on these shoes. gotta stay offa my blue suede blues
 
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kuku4cocoa

New User
Who needs the milkman or the postman when you have the Millman?
I know this spoils things rotten [side-splitter/spoiler-alert] but please I beg, gotta diagram that one ... what the HECK is "The Millman?"
That's gotta go down posterity. "Do the Millman." SURELY there's a "signature pose" & dance move that goes w/ ?? Can anybody say ... ? ... pompadour on top?

I apologize but I'm LMAO w/o the slightest idea ... Is there a "Ruprecht?" [the monkey boy]
 

King No1e

G.O.A.T.
I know this spoils things rotten [side-splitter/spoiler-alert] but please I beg, gotta diagram that one ... what the HECK is "The Millman?"
That's gotta go down posterity. "Do the Millman." SURELY there's a "signature pose" & dance move that goes w/ ?? Can anybody say ... ? ... pompadour on top?

I apologize but I'm LMAO w/o the slightest idea ... Is there a "Ruprecht?" [the monkey boy]
The Millman is a mythical being. Legend has it that he only appears when Fedr is having a bad day, just to make it worse.
 

ptennisb

Rookie
I can forgive Adidas for Zebrev because at least they learned from their mistake and more than made up for it with actual great designs like this:


Meanwhile Nadal's outfits just got worse and worse after that. Nike doubled and tripled down on the sleeveless + terrible color combo.
Again, liked the Zebra, and, in my opinion, Nadal's 2018 outfit was the pinnacle of Nike's modern shirtless badness, while the rest, while being awful and grotesque in their own right, were actually an improvement.
 

King No1e

G.O.A.T.
Again, liked the Zebra, and, in my opinion, Nadal's 2018 outfit was the pinnacle of Nike's modern shirtless badness, while the rest, while being awful and grotesque in their own right, were actually an improvement.
Agreed on the last part. It's either AO18 or AO20 for me. IW 19 was pretty bad too. Meanwhile they've also made some great kits for him recently like RG18 and 19, and the Toronto 18 red.

I personally wasn't a fan of the zebra, but it wasn't exactly terrible either IMO.
 
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