The Official “I Don’t Give A Duck!” Thread

#57
I keenly await @dgold44 sharing how he is torn as to if he gives a duck or not. How ducks have shaped his life (negatively), possibly through a child good incident, causing him to take up grappling, shaping his political views, and also why ducks are the reason Vegas is what it is.
He may knot give a duck bcoz he has OP on iggy
 
#58
A postman reaches out to all the residents on his route with a note announcing his retirement. On his last day most people handed him an envelope with cash but when he rang the doorbell at a young couple’s home, the attractive wife answers the door and immediately pulls him inside and into the bedroom where she ducks the old guy passionately.

Afterwards, she tells him to meet her in the kitchen where she had prepared a lavish breakfast. As he finishes up his coffee, the postman notices a duck bill with a portrait of George Washington on it. He protests she does not need any further generosity and asks why she has given him such incredible kindness. The young lady explained she showed the note to her husband and asked for advice: He said, “Duck him, give him a buck!” She then added, “The breakfast was all my idea.”
 
#59
I keenly await @dgold44 sharing how he is torn as to if he gives a duck or not. How ducks have shaped his life (negatively), possibly through a child good incident, causing him to take up grappling, shaping his political views, and also why ducks are the reason Vegas is what it is.
This city has more ducks than all the duck hunting red necks in the USA.
God extinguished us once through a giant flood so maybe that will be bad news to millions of ducks here . Based on my keen perception : I noticed the duck and schmuck pop has risen -so maybe we need duck hunting here in the land of east of eden
 
#63
Not in Beijing, Anaheim or Orlando, I just don’t give a duck! You’ll have to pay me to get a mallard or a canvasback because I’m a professional!

If you give a duck, go ahead and tell us what makes you so generous to donate your gift. Tell us what motivates you to give a duck and become so magnanimous. If you want me to give a duck but you’ll have to name a prize for my contributions.

Disgust or discuss.
Isn’t it easier to tag @ADuck ?
 
#68
Waffles with a good bit of toppings and an egg would properly carbo load for a good long duck.
The Dirty Duck Pub in Beijing

A ''meet the boss'' event is in my opinion like a tortuous marriage but it was properly remedied with a quick sip of fluffy duck cocktail at a nearby bar afterward. Much later into the night, as I drove by a supper club with my immed super [a lady; I prefer to address anyone under 51 a lady since they're still fruitful] seated next to me, we were handed fancy flyers of a gold lamé-jacketed man in [Oops, SuperBowl LIII, Adam Levine!] pasties, codpiece, and martingale-collared enveloped by an assemblage of callipygian entertainers. . . . And that's a story for another day.
 
#74
LOL when silly people refer to man’s greatest invention as “duck” tape. If it were “duck tape” it would have to be video of me giving a duck, which only happens every fourth year on February 29 when I take a leap day off from being a professional and forego charging for a duck.
 
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