The Tennis Book that would never sell.....

"My hair secrets" by Federer
"I still have mono!" by Federer
"How to get rid of a headband tanline" by James Blake
"Every line judge is blind" by John Mcenroe
"Proper tennis (trilogy)" by Safin, Mcenroe and Connors
"Santoro is the worst player ever" by Safin
"Which trophies taste good and bad" by Rafa Nadal
A book witten in english by Nadal
 

oranges

Hall of Fame
"Santoro is the worst player ever" by Safin
Not sure where this was heading, but a book by Safin on Sanotoro should be an entertaining read. "Being told I have to play Fabrice is like being told I'm going to die," still cracks me up. Incidentally, the Magician has just won Newport. What a legend :bowdown:
 
Not sure where this was heading, but a book by Safin on Sanotoro should be an entertaining read. "Being told I have to play Fabrice is like being told I'm going to die," still cracks me up. Incidentally, the Magician has just won Newport. What a legend :bowdown:
Its because Santoro leads their head to head 7-2. Santoro must make Safin so frustrated.
 
"Sharing the same man" by Martina Navratilova and Amelie Mauresmo

"Crucial Conversations: Tools for Talking When Stakes are High" by Serena Williams

"How to Accentuate A Small Butt" by Rafael Nadal

"Tantric Ecstasy: The Way of Sacred Sexuality" by Michael Chang

"I met Nostradamus" by Bud Collins
 

moonbat

Semi-Pro
"Sackcloth and Ashes" by Novak Djokovic

"How To Get The Mental Edge In Tennis" by Marat Safin (foreword by James Blake).

"How To Play With A Frying Pan" by Andy Roddick

"How To Blow Your Opponent Off The Court" by Fabrice Santoro

"How To Look Your Best" by Justine Henin

"Speed Tennis" by Rafael Nadal

"My Life As A Ladies' Man" by Roger Federer
 
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"I don't believe in miracles" by Gaston Gaudio

"Reasons why I never choke" by Guillermo Coria

"Guillermo Coria is my mental coach" by Andy Roddick

"Nicolas Kiefer and I speak german" by Roger Federer

"Celebrating life" by Nicolaï Davyndenko

"Can't get you out of my head. Racket is your best buddy" by Mikhail Youzhny
 
"Sackcloth and Ashes" by Novak Djokovic

"How To Get The Mental Edge In Tennis" by Marat Safin (foreword by James Blake).

"How To Play With A Frying Pan" by Andy Roddick

"How To Bllow Your Opponent Off The Court" by Fabrice Santoro

"How To Look Your Best" by Justine Henin

"Speed Tennis" by Rafael Nadal

"My Life As A Ladies' Man" by Roger Federer
LOL


"My Life As A Ladies' Man in Afghanistan" by Roger Federer

"How To Play With A Little Spoon" by Andy Roddick
 

moonbat

Semi-Pro
"Living up to the Hype," by Donald Young


Hahahahahah....lolo, now that's a good one! He is almost 19 years old and hasn't even won a grand slam let alone an ATP tournament, he just talks big.[/QUOTE]

To be fair, he's not the one who's been talking big--it's everyone else. I've met the guy; he's not a bad person and I hope he does well.
 

moonbat

Semi-Pro
LOL


"My Life As A Ladies' Man in Afghanistan" by Roger Federer

"How To Play With A Little Spoon" by Andy Roddick

"How I Escaped Afghanistan By The Skin Of My Teeth" by Roger Federer

"Add Variety To Your Game With Kitchen Utensils" by Andy Roddick

"Protect Your Skin From Sun Damage" by Nick Bollettieri
 
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"I dated Suzanne Lenglen's mother" by Bud Collins

"I've seen Roger naked" by Mirka

"How I lost 2 pounds in 2003" by David Nalbandian

"I was close to Justine Henin and my sister was jealous" by Serena Williams

"I'm obsessed with Donald Young" by Anna Wintour
 
"Federer should hire me, I'm cheap" by Nick Bollettieri

"We spend good time in bed when Roger had mono" by Mirka

"Olympics changed my life, I can't walk anywhere without getting noticed" by Nicolas Massu

"I refuse to play the James Bond Girl" by Marion Bartoli
 

Breaker

Legend
"How to make a thread on TTW that doesn't insult Roger Federer or lick Rafa's nads" By the balls in your court. Foreward by The Pusher Terminator, epilogue by intense2b.

Oh wait, that'd be one person writing all sections of the book :).
 
"How I Escaped Afghanistan By The Skin Of My Teeth" by Roger Federer

"Add Variety To Your Game With Kitchen Utensils" by Andy Roddick

"Protect Your Skin From Sun Damage" by Nick Bollettieri
"I Escaped Afghanistan However I Had Mono!" by Roger Federer

"How to Hit a Passing Shot Through the Eye of a Needle" by Andy Roddick

"Roddick Could Win if He'd Play Without a Cap" by Bud Collins

"Bad Players with Nice Legs" by Jim Courier

"My Method to Translate Don Quixote in English" by Rafael Nadal
 
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"Books I read during rain delays" by Nadal

"My opinion on Jim Carrey" by Davydenko

"The Transcendence of the Ego: An Existentialist Theory of Consciousness" Sartre revisited by Federer
 
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Dina Hamdan

Guest
"How to play good in front of your audience in a grand slam"-by Richard Gasquet & Amelie Mauresmo
"How to keep fit"-by Marion Bartoli & Serena Williams in collaborationwith Svetlana Kuznetsova
"Wanna serve aces easily?"-by Rafael Nadal
"Don't ever retire of a tournament"-by Maria Sharapova (Last year)
"Control your emotions on the court"-by Marat Safin
"How to keep away from injuries"-Mary Pierce
 

moonbat

Semi-Pro
"The Art Of The Pusher" by Venus and Serena Williams

"Textbook Tennis" by Richard Williams

"Lob Your Way To Victory" by Pete Sampras

"The Average Guy's Guide To Getting Women" by Marat Safin

"Fair Play" by Nicolas Keifer

"Serving Made Easy" by Guillermo Coria and Maria Sharapova

"The Secret To Winning Slams" by James Blake and Mardy Fish
 
"Gloss your cranium to dazzle your opponents" by James Blake and Ivan Lubjicic

"Learning French with Mary Pierce" by Rafael Nadal

"I'm Not a Cod Species!" by Mardy Fish

"From Crush to Crash" by Roger Federer

"How to Deal with Paparazzi" by Svetlana Kuznetsova

"Low Cost Holidays, Low Budget Hotels" by Roger Federer

"What To do If Social Security Card is Lost or Stolen" by Maria Sharapova

"My Favorites AC/DC concerts" by Michael Chang

"How to Lift Balls to Build Snowman" by Andy Roddick

"Coaching Tennis Successfully" by Jose Higueras

"130 Exercises for Power, Agility and Quickness" by Marion Baroli and David Nalbandian
 
"How To Play Terrific Tennis In Darkness Without A Lamp-Torch" by Roger Federer

"Playing With A Big Smile On Face" by Nicolas Kiefer (prefaced by Davydenko)

"How To Win a Slam With Plaster and Crutches" by Jelena Jankovic

"Best Occasions to Hug Roger" by John Mc Enroe (prefaced by Mirka)

"Abdominal Training: A Guide to Greater Strength" by David Nalbandian and Marco Bagdhatis
 

moonbat

Semi-Pro
"Gloss your cranium to dazzle your opponents" by James Blake and Ivan Lubjicic

"Learning French with Mary Pierce" by Rafael Nadal

"I'm Not a Cod Species!" by Mardy Fish

"From Crush to Crash" by Roger Federer

"How to Deal with Paparazzi" by Svetlana Kuznetsova

"Low Cost Holidays, Low Budget Hotels" by Roger Federer

"What To do If Social Security Card is Lost or Stolen" by Maria Sharapova

"My Favorites AC/DC concerts" by Michael Chang

"How to Lift Balls to Build Snowman" by Andy Roddick

"Coaching Tennis Successfully" by Jose Higueras

"130 Exercises for Power, Agility and Quickness" by Marion Baroli and David Nalbandian

Heh!

"Traveling By Greyhound" by Roger Federer

"101 Great Hairstyles" by James Blake and Ivan Lubjicic

"How To Whale On The Ball" by Mardy Fish

"Favorite Low-Fat Recipes" by Marion Bartoli and David Nalbandian

"My Playboy Centerfold" by Svetlana Kuznetsova

"Why Darwin Was Right" by Michael Chang
 
Heh!

"Traveling By Greyhound" by Roger Federer

"101 Great Hairstyles" by James Blake and Ivan Lubjicic

"How To Whale On The Ball" by Mardy Fish

"Favorite Low-Fat Recipes" by Marion Bartoli and David Nalbandian

"My Playboy Centerfold" by Svetlana Kuznetsova

"Why Darwin Was Right" by Michael Chang
OMG LOL


"My Guesthouse in New York City" by Roger Feder

"Buying Souvenirs At Duane Reade" by Roger Federer

"London On A Vespa" by Roger Federer

"Paris's Best Kebab Shops" by Roger Federer

"How To Find Secondhand Clothes in Melbourne" by Roger Federer

"My Training with Mr. Clean" by Rafael Nadal

"Best Sugar Free Cookies" by Marion Bartoli and David Nalbandian

"How To Dress Punk Rock" by Nicolay Davydenko

"My Penthouse Photoshoot Leaked On YouTube" by Svetlana Kuznetsova

"How I Teached Britney Spears To Dance At VMA'S" by Marion Bartoli

"How I Helped Britney Spears To Remind Gimme More's Lyrics For VMA'S" by Rafael Nadal

"My Tektonik Battle Against Dinara Safina" by Svetlana Kuznetsova

"I Was An Hindu Guru" by Marat Safin

"How I Lost Faith In God In June 89" by Stefan Edberg

"My Life as a Dancer: Touring With Madonna" by David Nalbandian

"YourHair - Give Yourself the Star Treatment" by Andy Murray
 

igor

New User
OMG LOL


"My Guesthouse in New York City" by Roger Feder

"Buying Souvenirs At Duane Reade" by Roger Federer

"London On A Vespa" by Roger Federer

"Paris's Best Kebab Shops" by Roger Federer

"How To Find Secondhand Clothes in Melbourne" by Roger Federer

"My Training with Mr. Clean" by Rafael Nadal

"Best Sugar Free Cookies" by Marion Bartoli and David Nalbandian

"How To Dress Punk Rock" by Nicolay Davydenko

"My Penthouse Photoshoot Leaked On YouTube" by Svetlana Kuznetsova

"How I Teached Britney Spears To Dance At VMA'S" by Marion Bartoli

"How I Helped Britney Spears To Remind Gimme More's Lyrics For VMA'S" by Rafael Nadal

"My Tektonik Battle Against Dinara Safina" by Svetlana Kuznetsova

"I Was An Hindu Guru" by Marat Safin

"How I Lost Faith In God In June 89" by Stefan Edberg

"My Life as a Dancer: Touring With Madonna" by David Nalbandian

"YourHair - Give Yourself the Star Treatment" by Andy Murray
ROFL LOLOLOLOLOLOL
 

Atherton2003

Hall of Fame
"The Scratcher" by Andy Roddick

"The Rocket Scientist" by Ernest Gulbis

"The Nutty Professor" by Andy Murray

"The Coach Who Couldn't Help" by Jimmy Conners and Jose Higueras with special forwards by Andy Roddick and Roger Federer

"The Bionic Knee" by Rafael Nadal
 
"On Road To Serenity With Yoko Ono" by Marat Safin

"My Attic in Kathmandu" by Marat Safin

"Cousteau's "Silent World" decrypted by Maria Sharapova"

"How To Choke A Rival Between Boobs" by Serena Williams

"Cool Cocktails: The Hottest New Drinks and the Best of the Classics" by Guillermo Canas
 

Atherton2003

Hall of Fame
"Gone with the Wind - the special art of passing gas" by Andy Roddick

"How to screech like a woman" - by Lleyton Hewitt

"Sideways" by Marat Safin

"Mutiny on Nadal's Bounty" by Rafael Nadal
 
"All The Points I Gave Back To My Opponents" by Justine Henin

"The Art Of Challenging" by Roger Federer

"Bouncing The Ball 20 Times Before Serve to Make The Match Longer" by Rafael Nadal
 

Atherton2003

Hall of Fame
"Bouncing the Ball 50 Times Before Serve to Make Match Longer" by Novak Djokovic

"Born to Run" - by Rafael Nadal

"Nowhere Man" - by Roger Federer
 
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ThugNasty

Guest
"How to score a 800 on the critical reading and writing portion of the SAT" by Rafael Nadal
 
LOL


"The 7 hours Marathon We Played Bouncing The Ball 3547 Times Before Serve During The Whole Epic" by Rafael Nadal and Novak Djokovic
 
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ThugNasty

Guest
"Thug Life" by Vince spadea
"The art of beautiful footwork" Andy Roddick
 
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ThugNasty

Guest
"It was good career, no?" by Rafael Nadal

"Reflections on Transcendentalism" by Vince Spadea

"Getting to the Semifinals of The US Open: One Man's Journey To Greatness" by Robby Ginepri

"Breaking Back" by James Blake
hhaha i love the nadal one.
 

moonbat

Semi-Pro
OMG LOL


"My Guesthouse in New York City" by Roger Feder

"Buying Souvenirs At Duane Reade" by Roger Federer

"London On A Vespa" by Roger Federer

"Paris's Best Kebab Shops" by Roger Federer

"How To Find Secondhand Clothes in Melbourne" by Roger Federer

"My Training with Mr. Clean" by Rafael Nadal

"Best Sugar Free Cookies" by Marion Bartoli and David Nalbandian

"How To Dress Punk Rock" by Nicolay Davydenko

"My Penthouse Photoshoot Leaked On YouTube" by Svetlana Kuznetsova

"How I Teached Britney Spears To Dance At VMA'S" by Marion Bartoli

"How I Helped Britney Spears To Remind Gimme More's Lyrics For VMA'S" by Rafael Nadal

"My Tektonik Battle Against Dinara Safina" by Svetlana Kuznetsova

"I Was An Hindu Guru" by Marat Safin

"How I Lost Faith In God In June 89" by Stefan Edberg

"My Life as a Dancer: Touring With Madonna" by David Nalbandian

"YourHair - Give Yourself the Star Treatment" by Andy Murray
:p The hits just keep on coming!


"The Ascetic Life" by Marat Safin

"Fang Filing Made Easy" by Novak Djokovic (packaged with his other book: "How To Howl At The Moon Without Losing Your Voice")

"Modern Dentistry" by Andy Murray

"Erin Go Braless" by Serena Williams

"An Introduction To Wicca" by Michael Chang
 
"Why I Never Smell My Fingers After a Match" by Rafael Nadal

"All About Half Volley" by Arantxa Sanchez

"My Best Overhead Smashes" by Fabrice Santoro

"Running Fast to Retrieve Drop Shots" by Marion Bartoli and Dinara Safina (prefaced by Lindsay Davenport)

"Tribute to The Michelin Man", a David Nalbandian portfolio
 
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