The Tennis Book that would never sell.....

Dilettante

Hall of Fame
Maybe a collection of books written by TW posters:

-“Are you the GOAT? / A rigorous analysis”
-“Ten reasons why everyone is done except Marat Safin”
-“Easy guide to honorable retirement”
-“The tennis match: win or CHOKE!!”
-“Talent: when your strokes are beautiful but you’re not good enough to win anything / Preface by Richard Gasquet’s fan club president”
-“Jesus wants YOU to serve & volley”
-“How did I beat Federer without turning off my PC” by Aykhan Mammadov
-“Major Cheating Vol. I: Ana Ivanovic’s annoyingly noisy footsteps”
-“Major Cheating Vol II: no big belly? Boy, you’re on roids!”
-“Major Cheating Vol. III: The Wimbygate / Wimbledon’s grass slow down - Is the CIA involved? ”
-“Andy Roddick: why being Top Ten doesn’t mean you are not a joke”.
-“5000 million years of tennis: Nadal beat Federer, who beat Sampras, who beat McEnroe, who beat Borg, who beat Laver... would Nadal beat God?”
 

moonbat

Semi-Pro
Maybe a collection of books written by TW posters:

-“Are you the GOAT? / A rigorous analysis”
-“Ten reasons why everyone is done except Marat Safin”
-“Easy guide to honorable retirement”
-“The tennis match: win or CHOKE!!”
-“Talent: when your strokes are beautiful but you’re not good enough to win anything / Preface by Richard Gasquet’s fan club president”
-“Jesus wants YOU to serve & volley”
-“How did I beat Federer without turning off my PC” by Aykhan Mammadov
-“Major Cheating Vol. I: Ana Ivanovic’s annoyingly noisy footsteps”
-“Major Cheating Vol II: no big belly? Boy, you’re on roids!”
-“Major Cheating Vol. III: The Wimbygate / Wimbledon’s grass slow down - Is the CIA involved? ”
-“Andy Roddick: why being Top Ten doesn’t mean you are not a joke”.
-“5000 million years of tennis: Nadal beat Federer, who beat Sampras, who beat McEnroe, who beat Borg, who beat Laver... would Nadal beat God?”
Heh! You're right, nobody would read them. :p
 
"Who Stole My Gwen Stefani?" by Madame Tusseaud

"Perspectives on Mathematical Practices: Bringing Together Philosophy of Mathematics, Sociology of Mathematics, and Mathematics Education. Chapter One" by Serena Williams

"Sorry Chicks, I have Mono" by Roger Federer

"Why Penis Looks Smaller When You're Doing Pilates" by Rafael Nadal and Doctor Ruth

"Knock Knock Who's There: My First Book Of Knock Knock Jokes" by Novak Djokovic (prefaced by Justin Gimelstob)

"Cheerleading" by Svetlana Kuznetsova
 

Breaker

Legend
"Break Point! The Secret Diary of a Pro Tennis Player" by Vince Spadea

"How to defeat Lleyton Hewitt" by Tim Henman.

^^ I got a sneak peak on Henman's book, an exclusive cover shot for you good TTW contributors.

 
"My Wimbledon experience: I Didn't Know The Ball Was That Big! But Where Was Henin's Opponent?" by Pierce Brosnan

"What Tonya Harding Knows About Knees" by Roger Federer

"When Spielberg Called Me Bruce" by Andy Murray

"Tennis Anyone?" by Justine Henin

"Reasons Why We Left The Cirque du Soleil" by Dinara Safina, Svetlana Kuznetsova and Marion Bartoli

"The Last Time I Served, I Almost Killed Line-judge" by Elena Dementieva

"When I Google My Name, I Can't Find A SexTape" by Roger Federer

"When I Google My Name, I Have a 404" by Donald Young

"How I Ate The French Open Trophy in Only 2 Days" by Rafael Nadal

"How I Ate 3 Chickens In Less Than 2 Hours" by David Nalbandian
 
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moonbat

Semi-Pro
It's too bad you haven't heard of this great player, unfortunately he was in a horrific accident as detailed here http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=127636.

Now he's unable to play in the slams. It's a shame really, he is one of the few who wouldn't tremble against ugly pirate boy.
Thanks for the info. It's too bad about the accident, but I'm looking forward to reading the book. I'm glad he can fall back on his caveman career.
 
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Dina Hamdan

Guest
"Don't give a damn"-Lleyton Hewitt & John McEnroe
"How to win a tie-break"-Marat Safin
"Looking girly in the court"-Francesca Schiavone
"Keeping consistent"-Andy Murray & Nikolay Davydenko
Concentrate on the tennis, no time for other activities"-Serena & Venus Williams
"The complete clay game"-Andy Roddick & James Blake
 
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swimntennis

Guest
"Shoulder Flexibility: How to Reach Those Bad Tosses" by Ana and Elena
 

Sampragassi

New User
"Fist pump your way to success" - Tim Henman

"Its not about the Tux" -Maria Sharapova

"How to fake a British accent" - Greg Rusedski

"Bodybuilding - insider tips to peak biceps" - John Mcenroe
 

drive

Semi-Pro
I love the books with a couple of authors, i can imagine them writing the book together, lol, i can imagine Roddick and Blake writing the clay tennis book, it's so *** hilarious! my stomach hurts!
 

Gorecki

G.O.A.T.
"How my mom turned me into the most hated player in the ATP TOUR - the real inside story about the tragedy behind one slam wonder Novak Djokovic"

by Novak Djokovic

and preface by Maria Sharapova
 
"My 20 Most Beautiful Sport's Illustrated Covers" by Roger Federer

"The Everything Crossword and Puzzle Book; Hours of brain-teasing fun-crossword puzzles, acrostics, hidden words and more, for puzzlers at all levels " by Serena Williams

"Strong Fathers, Strong Daughters: 10 Secrets Every Father Should Know" by Richard Williams

"Warrior Girls: Protecting Our Daughters Against the Injury Epidemic in Women's Sports" by Jim Pierce and Stefano Capriati

"I Was a Really Good Mom Before I Had Kids: Reinventing Modern Motherhood" by Dijana Djokovic

"Sound of the Beast: The Complete Headbanging History of Heavy Metal" by Michael Chang

"Going-Natural: How to Fall in Love with Nappy Hair" by Andy Murray

"Tennis Tactics: Winning Patterns of Play" by Andy Roddick and Marcelo Rios

"Smart Tennis: How to Play and Win the Mental Game" by Gaston Gaudio and Jana Novotna

"Art of Finger Waving -- Recreating Vintage 1920s and 1930s Hairstyles" by Roger Federer

"How to Satisfy A Man Every Time" by Martina Navratilova

"Ultimate Undies: Erotic Stories about Underwear and Lingerie (The Fetish Chest)" by Rafael Nadal
 
"I made SI's Cover Only Once, But it Was Swimsuits !" by Svetlana Kuznetsova

"Winning at Home Thanks To Partisan Crowd" by Tim Henman and Amelie Mauresmo

"Who's The Boss?" by Ana Ivanovic

"How to Slip On Clay" by Andy Roddick and Lindsay Davenport

"Mirka Makes Me Horny When She Sings "Grace Kelly"" by Roger Federer

"I Will Endorse Barack But I Like McCain Fries" by Serena Williams
 
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Greenfin Beta

Semi-Pro
this was one of the funniest threads at TW. i'm glad somebody brought it back. i haven't found much to laugh about since before the wimby final. keep it coming. :lol:
 
"My Life As An Orphan" by Serena Williams

"Real Men Don't Shave" by Andre Agassi

"How to Beat Hair Loss" by Nicolay Davydenko

"Resisting desserts" by Marion Bartoli

"Fighting Herpes" by Roger Federer (a preface by Marat Safin)

"Last Time I Served, I Pulverized The Net" by Elena Dementieva
 
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"Memoirs Of An Hairy Butt" by Pete Sampras

"I Bite Trophies But I Don't Swallow" by Rafael Nadal

"The Most Reliable Pregnancy Tests" by David Nalbandian

"How I Lost Roland Garos Because Of My Periods" by Roger Federer

"Blow Him Away" by Amelie Mauresmo

"How To Handle The Pressure of Being Favorite" by Vince Spadea
 
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"Last Time I Served I Broke A TV Camera" by Elena Dementieva

"Seven Months in Tibet, My Life With Monks" by Marat Safin

"I Could Have Been A Horse Jockey" by Jo-Wilfrid Tsonga

"Uneven Bars And Floor Exercise: My Best Chance Of Gold In Beijing" by Svetlana Kuznetsova

"If Wimbledon Was A Swimming Pool" by Ana Ivanovic

"How to Choose The Good Shot At The Right Time" by Andy Roddick
 
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BkK_b0y14

Semi-Pro
"Tupac and Biggie Got Nothing On Me" an autobiography by Vince Spadea (Ain't Afraid of Ya)

"The Red Bandana to the Past: One Week as a Blood" an autobiography by Vince Spadea (Viewer Discretion advised: contains raw descriptions of street violence and drugs)

"Tupac and Biggie: Fake Street Cred Made Them End Up Dead" by Vince Spadea
 

Atherton2003

Hall of Fame
"Keep out of my Pocketbook" by Roger Federer

"The Water Bottle Complex" by Rafael Nadal

"How to Have Smooth, Clean-Shaven, Womanly Legs" by Mardy Fish

"The Ungainly Klutz" by Justin Gimblestob
 
"Each Time I Serve I Dig a Hole With The Ball" by Elena Dementieva

"How to Win the Lottery" by Nicolay Davydenko

"Your Racket is Your Buddy" by Mikhail Youzhny

"How To Stole Wax At Madame Tussaud" by Mardy Fish

"Sliced Drop Shot: An Essential Weapon On Clay" by Andy Roddick
 
"Don't Touch My Sewing Box" by Roger Federer

"How To Dance The Zouk-Lambada" by Nicolay Davydenko

"Having Fun With Both Hands" by Rafael Nadal

"I Could Have Been A Trapezist" by Dinara Safina
 
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"American twist: Never Flat, Secrets of A Top Spin" by Andy Roddick

"Unstuck: Your Guide to the Seven-Stage Journey Out of Depression" by Gaston Gaudio

"Medicare Hospice Benefits" by Mary Pierce

"Instant Success" by Fernando Meligeni

"The Clear Skin Diet: A Nutritional Plan for Getting Rid of and Avoiding Acne" by Stanislas Wawrinka
 

Atherton2003

Hall of Fame
"The Clear Skin Diet: A Nutritional Plan for Getting Rid of and Avoiding Acne" by Stanislas Wawrinka and preface by Maria Sharapova
 
"The Clear Skin Diet: A Nutritional Plan for Getting Rid of and Avoiding Acne" by Stanislas Wawrinka and preface by Maria Sharapova AND Justine Henin
 

Dilettante

Hall of Fame
"English Grammar made easy" by Rafael Nadal

(Note: The editorial changed the original title: "English grammar I think it's unbelievable, no?")
 
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