The Tennis Book that would never sell.....

roundiesee

Hall of Fame
"The Perfect Fit: A Guide To Purchasing Shirts" - Andy Roddick
"Unnerve Your Opponent by Bouncing the Ball" - Boris Becker
"Finding a Cheap Barber" - Roger Federer
LOL is Boris just about the only tennis pro who seemed happy to just toss and whack the ball without ever bouncing first?? :)
 
"When to quit" by Amelie Mauresmo

"My Life" by Svetlana Kuznetzova

"The Un-authorized Gwen Stefani Biography" by Roger Federer

"Run Your Own Fashion Line" by Venus Williams

"Class" by Serena Williams

"Shorts Are The New Skirts" by Maria Sharapova

"Never Give Up" by Justine Henin

"How To Beat Rafa Nadal" by Novak Djokovic (prologue by Roger Federer)
"Never Give Up" by Justine Henin LOL

"How To Fight Until Your Very Last Breath In Australian Final" by Justine Henin
 
"I'm Gonna Blow Your Mind" by Justin Gimelstob

"Giving Compliments" by Serena Williams

"How To Stay Quiet When You Play A Grand Slam Final" by Marcelo Rios

"Make Sure That You Sincerely Compliment Your Opponents" by Serena Williams

"Techniques To Convert 100% Of BreakPoints" by Roger Federer

"My Best Speeches During Grand Slams Trophy Ceremonies" by Ana Kournikova

"Speaking English With Chinese" by Rafael Nadal

"How To Serve Faster Than NASCAR Bolides" by Elena Dementieva
 

Atherton2003

Hall of Fame
Secrets of a Glam Girl - by Roger Federer

Bungle in the Jungle - by Rafael Nadal

The Tommyknockers - by Tommy Haas

The Nose with a Landing Strip - by Carlos Moya

Dopey Wonders of the World - by Andy Roddick and Justin Gimlestob

How to Look Like Fabio - by Amelie Mauresmo
 
Secrets of a Glam Girl - by Roger Federer

Bungle in the Jungle - by Rafael Nadal

The Tommyknockers - by Tommy Haas

The Nose with a Landing Strip - by Carlos Moya

Dopey Wonders of the World - by Andy Roddick and Justin Gimlestob

How to Look Like Fabio - by Amelie Mauresmo
LOL Bungle in the Jungle

"Henin is like A Sister To Me, Tommy Haas is My Twin" by Amelie Mauresmo

"Henin is like A Sister To Me, I Had No Family" by Serena Williams

"Joy Is My Sparring Partner" by Nicolay Davyndenko

"Joy is Your Choice" by by Nicolay Davyndenko

"I Miss Justine Fair Play" by Serena Williams
 

Atherton2003

Hall of Fame
What to wear for Halloween - by Bethanie Mattek

I can see clearly now the rain is gone - By Roger Federer

Jingle Bells by David Ferrer

Beating Federer Made Easy - by Rafael Nadal
 

Toxicmilk

Professional
"I volley better in Virtual tennis 3" By Andy Roddick

"Too fast too furious: Finding those 120mph winners" By Santoro
 

tenis

Professional
"I'm Gonna Blow Your Mind" by Justin Gimelstob

"Giving Compliments" by Serena Williams

"How To Stay Quiet When You Play A Grand Slam Final" by Marcelo Rios

"Make Sure That You Sincerely Compliment Your Opponents" by Serena Williams

"Techniques To Convert 100% Of BreakPoints" by Roger Federer

"My Best Speeches During Grand Slams Trophy Ceremonies" by Ana Kournikova

"Speaking English With Chinese" by Rafael Nadal

"How To Serve Faster Than NASCAR Bolides" by Elena Dementieva
Numero uno !!!
 
"When I Practice With Nadal He Wears A Protective Cup When I Serve" by Elena Dementieva

"This Amazing Victory At Wimbledon That Spain Will Never Forget" by Conchita Martinez

"How To Apply Makeup For Teenagers" by Martina Navratilova

"If I Win Another Finalist Plate At French, I Could Make Dinner For Four People" by Roger Federer

"Caffeine Is Not My Cup Of Tea" by Andy Roddick

"Get Off Your Knees and Pray" by Rafael Nadal

"How To Keep Your Tongue" by Pete Sampras

"Who Put That Hair in My Toothbrush? by Nicolay Davyndenko

"I'd Have Been On TMZ if Internet Had Existed When I Won Wimby" by Conchita Martinez

"Spanish Paparazzi Were Crazy After My Final Against Grandma" by Conchita Martinez

"Taking Care Of Pale Redhead Skin" by Fernando Gonzalez and Gabriela Sabatini

"Why I Tried To Hide In Federer's Bag and How I Failed To Close The Zipper" by Marion Bartoli
 
"Don't Mess with My Man" by Amelie Mauresmo

"On Bended Knee" by Rafael Nadal

"The Boy Is Mine" by Martina Navratilova

"Genie in a Bottle" by Justin Gimelstob

"Say My Name" by Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova and Barbora Zahlavova Strycova

"Another One Bites the Dust" by Roger Federer

"Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Donald Young

"Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)" by Gaston Gaudio

"(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear" by Marcelo Rios

"So Emotional" by Bjorn Borg and Chris Evert

"You Light Up My Life" by Roger Federer

"Eye of the Tiger" by Donald Young

"Never Can Say Goodbye" by Justine Henin

"The Gypsy" by Roger Federer

"I'll Never Smile Again" by Marcelo Rios

"I'm Your Boogie Man" by Radek Stepanek

"Don't Worry, Be Happy" by Nicolay Davydenko

"Love Letters in the Sand" by Roger Federer
 
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"Emotional Rollercoaster" by Bjorn Borg

"LSI (Love Sex Intelligence)" by Justin Gimelstob

"Pump up the Volume" by Maria Sharapova

"Keep Your Body Working" by Mary Pierce

"Don't Lose the Magic" by Donald Young

"Kung Fu Fighting" by Andy Roddick

"Me, Myself and I. And Venus" by Serena Williams

"Like a Virgin" by Marat Safin

"It's Raining Men" by Martina Navratilova

"I'll Always Be Around" by Justine Henin

"I'm Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover" by Roger Federer

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" by Novak Djokovic

"Are You Ready to Fly" by Marion Bartoli

"Little Things Mean a Lot" by Olivier Rochus and Amanda Coetzer
 

Atherton2003

Hall of Fame
"You're So Far Away" - Ana Ivanovic to Rafael Nadal

"Don't be Cruel....let me win for a change..." - Roger Federer to Rafael Nadal

"I'm On the Top of the World"...by Rafael Nadal


"Why'd you have to make things so Complicated"??? By Roger Federer
 
"You're So Far Away" - Ana Ivanovic to Rafael Nadal

"Don't be Cruel....let me win for a change..." - Roger Federer to Rafael Nadal

"I'm On the Top of the World"...by Rafael Nadal


"Why'd you have to make things so Complicated"??? By Roger Federer
"You're So Far Away" Roger Federer to Rafael Nadal

"I'm With The Top of the World (Tennis Association)" by Rafael Nadal

"Don't be so cruel... Let Me One Of Your Cookies" Marion Bartoli to Aleksandra Wozniak

"We Thought It Was A Game !!!" by Cermak and Mertinak
 

Toxicmilk

Professional
"My service idol: Elena Dementieva, a tribute" By Karlovic, Sampras, and Roddick

"How the world came to love my mother and I" By Novak djokovic

"The art of Love, Seduction, and finding your inner tigress" By Amelie Mauresmo
 

wta_fan

Rookie
"Wannabe" by Novak Djokovic

"Material Girl" by Svetlana Kuznetzova

"Smile Like You Mean It" by Serena Williams

"Its All Over Now Baby Blue" by Roger Federer

"Pet Sounds" by Maria Sharapova

"You Know I'm Not Good" by Andy Roddick (feat. Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty and Martina Hingins)

"All Tomorrow Parties" by Justine Henin

"Sometimes You Can't Make It on Your Own" by Serena Williams (recorded live at Wimbledon '08 doubles final)

"Gigiantic" by Marion Bartoli

"I'm Too Sexy (oh my god)" by Nicolay Davydenko

"You Don't Know My Name" by Pavlyuchenkova

"Little Earthquakes (my first serves)" by Elena Dementieva
 
"How to own Federer" by Mirka
"Grunting lessons" by Rafa Nadal
"How to tick other players off" by Mcenroe, Djokovic, and Nadal
"How to commentate" by Gimelstob
 
"Wimby Trophy Is Not Enough, Next Time I Steal Mirka" by Rafael Nadal


"If Nadal Bites Me, I Hope He Doesn't Have Mono !!!" by Mirka


"Fed is so Sweet, He Avoids Contacts Since He Got Mono" by Mirka


"Why I Did Not Kiss Roger Before Roland And Wimby" by Rafael Nadal


"I Lost in Paris Because I Kissed Roggie" by Serena Williams


"I Refused To Kiss Fed Because He Had Mono. I Know I Hurt His Ego" by Marion Bartoli


"As My Mother Says: Son, You'd Win USO Even If You Had Mono" by Novak Djokovic


"Shaking and Choking: I Hope I Have Mono!" by Andy Roddick


"If I Was sure I Could Lose 15 Pounds, I'd Like To Catch Mono" by David Nalbandian


"If He Loses Weight After Mono, I'll Kiss David With Tongue" Svetlana Kuznetsova


"Each Time I Lose, It's Because I Have Mono" by Serena Williams


"After I Won Roland Garros, I Caught Mono and I Never Recovered" by Gaston Gaudio
 
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"I Did Not Win The French in 2004 because I Had Mono" by Rafael Nadal


"I Would Not Yell If I Didn't Have Mono !" by Maria Sharapova


"I Bet I Have Mono!" by Nicolay Davidenko


"I Retired Because I Had Mono" by Justine Henin


"If I Had Had Mono, A Lot Of People Would Know" by Marat Safin


"300 Millions Chinese Could Fall Ill If Safin Has Mono" International Olympic Committee


"I Have Less Rhythm On My serve When I Have Mono" by Elena Dementieva


"Fed Did Not Have Mono, He's A Cheater" by Novak Djokovic


"I Hope Novak Is Wrong, I Can't Stand Gamesmanship !" by Justine Henin


"We Had To Relegate Hamburg To Pier II Because Organizers Had Mono" by The ATP


"Bouncing Balls To Avoid Mono" by Rafael Nadal and Novak Djokovic


"Don't Make Fun With Mono !" by Justin Gilmestob
 
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Cenc

Hall of Fame
"I Did Not Win The French in 2004 because I Had Mono" by Rafael Nadal


"I Would Not Yell If I Didn't Have Mono !" by Maria Sharapova


"I Bet I Have Mono!" by Nicolay Davidenko


"I Retired Because I Had Mono" by Justine Henin


"If I Had Had Mono, A Lot Of People Would Know" by Marat Safin


"300 Millions Chinese Could Fall Ill If Safin Has Mono" International Olympic Committee


"I Have Less Rhythm On My serve When I Have Mono" by Elena Dementieva


"Fed Did Not Have Mono, He's A Cheater" by Novak Djokovic


"I Hope Novak Is Wrong, I Can't Stand Gamesmanship !" by Justine Henin


"We Had To Relegate Hamburg To Pier II Because Organizers Had Mono" by The ATP


"Bouncing Balls To Avoid Mono" by Rafael Nadal and Novak Djokovic


"Don't Make Fun With Mono !" by Justin Gilmestob

:lol::lol::lol:
you are so fun haha
one of my favourite forum members despite the fedfan fact haha
good sense of humor :)
 

Underhand

Legend
Bestsellers

Tips and Tricks for Easy Overhead Smashes by Olivier Rochus and Dominika Cibulkova

The Art of Long Rallies in Tennis by Ivo Karlovic

Build Up Your Confidence - How to Play the Mental Game by Marat Safin

The Renaissance of All-court Playing by WTA Coaching Handbooks

Learn the Perfect Serve in 24 Hours - Elena Dementieva

Back to the Basics - Learn to Win the Simple Way by Fabrice Santoro

Conquering Paris with Racquets by Andy Roddick and Roger Federer

The Weight Loss Cure They Don't Want You to Know About by David Nalbandian, preface by Serena Williams and Mirka Vavrinec

Stop Arguing - Simple Strategies To Stop Arguments And Restore Peace by John McEnroe

The OCD Workbook: Your Guide to Breaking Free from Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder by Rafael Nadal

The History and the Importance of the Feminist Movement by Justin Gimelstob

Impress Everyone with a Perfect Smile by Radek Stepanek

What Makes the Macho Man - A Lifestyle Guide by Roger Federer, preface by Richard Gasquet

Make Every Man Want You by Amelie Mauresmo and Martina Navratilova

Know How to Say No to Drugs: A Concise Guide by Martina Hingis, preface by Jennifer Capriati

Ten Keys to Successful Parenting by Damir Dokic and Jim Pierce

The Modern Gentleman: A Guide to Essential Manners by Srdjan Djokovic, preface by Richard Williams
 

chapufo1

Rookie
how to win a match in straights - by david ferrer

how to finish the point - by david ferrer

how to play on centre court - by david ferrer

how to increase your level of play - by david ferrer
 
The know-it-all's guide to tennis. (A Wikapedia and YouTube experience for all wanna be TTW Goats. The truth is out there!)

By Conquistador
 

P_Agony

Banned
"How to use the challenge system" - by Roger Federer

"How to serve quickly" - By both Rafael Nadal and Novak Djokovic

"How to keep your right hand clean" - by Rafael Nadal

"Honesty on the court" - bu Gonzales

"The art of the backhand" - by Feliciano Lopez

"My inner slience" - bu Sharapova
 
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