The Tennis Book that would never sell.....

phoenicks

Professional
why you should keep your rally short by Rafael Nadal

How to avoid knee injuries by Rafael nadal

How to date a hot chick by Roger Federer

Guide to Multiple Aces by Jelena Jankovic
 

phoenicks

Professional
Winning without Aces by Andy Roddick

Winning under the pressure by James Blake

Completing a Career grand slam by Roger Federer
 

Radical Shot

Semi-Pro
"The connoisseurs guide to cheap eats at Wimbledon" - Damir Dokic

"How to run a fair and equitable tennis tournament" - Damir Dokic

"Aussie Aussie Aussie - OI OI OI" - Damir Dokic
 
M

Morrissey

Guest
'Smart Tennis' by Andy Roddick

'Tennis tips for excellent court movement' by Andy Roddick

'How to respect chair umpires' by Andy Roddick, foreword by John McEnroe.
 
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eagle

Hall of Fame
Exos collection - Sampras vs. Federer Exhibitions 1-42 (2007-2035): still in draft stage

Thanks,
eagle
 

TheTruth

G.O.A.T.
How To Be Faithful To Your Spouses by Chris Evert Lloyd and Greg Norman

Kickbacks For Commentating by Mary Jo Fernandez (Godsick)

Being Objective by ESPN Commentators, Foreword by Jimmy Arias

The Power of Self Belief by James Blake

Eat What You Want, Calories Be Danged--Mirka Vavrinec

The Art of Getting Easy Draws by Roger Federer

Stacking The Draws Against Me (Every Tournament) by Rafael Nadal

I'm The Real Star Of The WTA by Maria Sharapova
 

9000tennis

Rookie
The Art of Getting Easy Draws by Roger Federer

Stacking The Draws Against Me (Every Tournament) by Rafael Nadal
Aren't draws completely random except the seedings? I always thought it was random who the seeded players should play against before facing any seeded players.
Just wondering:confused:
 

TheTruth

G.O.A.T.
Aren't draws completely random except the seedings? I always thought it was random who the seeded players should play against before facing any seeded players.
Just wondering:confused:
That's a whole 'nother debate. Personally, I don't believe they're random because some people get easy ones all the time, and others get hard ones all the time. So it reminds me of how they say they rig the lottery balls right in front of our eyes. Now I know a lot of people believe they aren't rigged, but nothing would convince me of that!
 

8PAQ

Banned
Aren't draws completely random except the seedings? I always thought it was random who the seeded players should play against before facing any seeded players.
Just wondering:confused:
The draws are random but certain players (Fed*cough*erer*cough*) can make any draw look easy because they have H2H vs most players that look something like 10-0 or 15-1 or so. Of course the haters will complain about easy draws even thou I bet if you would put their favourite player into the same draw then he would lose in the first two rounds.
 
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9000tennis

Rookie
The draws are random but certain players (Fed*cough*erer*cough*) can make any draw look easy because they have H2H vs most players that look something like 10-0 or 15-1 or so. Of course the haters will complain about easy draws even thou I bet if you would put their favourite player into the same draw then he would lose in the first two rounds.
Thanks for clearing that up for me.
I know some members of this forum hardly believe anything, but that does not keep me up at night. I just don't read the whole mud throwing. People can believe what they want, and I'm not even going to debate with these people, because it's totally pointless. And I'm not a Federer or Nadal fan. But believing that the draws are rigged are just a bit too much paranoia for me.
Anyways, back on topic....

England belongs to me by Andy Murray.
Twins 2 "the movie" by Karlovic and Rochus.
I don't sweat by Medvedev.

I really love the Nalbandian jokes here:)
 
Dating Hingis and Still Winning, Ivo Heuberger

Staying Dry, Patrick Rafter

Big Hair, Ivan Ljubicic and Nikolay Davydenko

A Voluptuous Woman's Guide to Tennis, Justine Henin

Speed and Strength Manual for us Skinny Girls, Serena Williams

Urban Streetwear for the White and Dorky, Vincent Spadea

Serenity Now!, John McEnroe and Jeff Tarango

Being a Supportive Ex-Husband and Loving Father, Roscoe Tanner

Class, Baby! by Jimmy Connors

Quiet Dignity, Dijana Djokovic

The Ins and Outs of Nobu, Boris Becker
 

montx

Professional
"How to celebrate with the worm dance" - Radek Stepanek
"How to keep dating women on the tour" - Radek Stepanek
"How to fall over and cry when you win a grand slam" - Roger Federer
"How to look awake during grand slam finals" - Tony Roche
"Lose your Beer Gut in a few days" - Pete Sampras
"Forget the backhand" - James Blake
 

Ultra2HolyGrail

Hall of Fame
"The Perfect Backhand" -- Pete Sampras-Roger Federer

"Rapidly improve your Net Game" -- Andre Agassi

"Power Tennis" -- Fabrice Santoro

"Gangsta Tennis"--Vincent Spadea

"The art of Serve and Volley"--Nick Bolleterri

"Achieve Beautiful Tennis Strokes"--John Mcenroe
 

Ultra2HolyGrail

Hall of Fame
"Beating Federer"--Andy Roddick

"How to become a French Open Champion"--Pete Sampras-Roger Federer

"Winning on Clay"--Andy Roddick


TW Members.

"How to argue like a pro on the internet" --Break Point

"How to use Larger Racquets to improve Your Game"--Drakulie

"Winning Tennis Brooklyn Style"-Rickson

"Spending money wisely on tennis racquets"--Jollyroger
 

superman1

Legend
"You're The Greatest -- No, You Are!" by Pete Sampras and Roger Federer, with audio CD included featuring duets such as "I Look Up To You (You Are My Jesus)" and "I Love You (And I You)".
 

el sergento

Hall of Fame
"You're The Greatest -- No, You Are!" by Pete Sampras and Roger Federer, with audio CD included featuring duets such as "I Look Up To You (You Are My Jesus)" and "I Love You (And I You)".
Featuring the smash hit: "you win today - no you win today! - no really, I want you to win today....."

and the power ballad:

"Andre walks like a duck...........yeah I know!"
 

el sergento

Hall of Fame
"Tight body, tighter pants" by Rafael Nadal

"How shorts that actually fit changed my life!" by Rafael Nadal

"Sign language for dummies" by Rafael Nadal

"How I won Wimbledon - the Thomas Muster story"

"Saving the best for last - how to dominate in finals" by Cedric Pioline

"The comeback kid" by Bjorn Borg

"Master will protect us" by Nikolay Davydenko

"Raw fish - the perfect tennis food?" by Nikolay Davydenko

"Unibrows of glory - The Tod Martin Chronicles"

"I've got this strange itch" by Mark Philippoussis

"We make sexy time, yes? - My story" by Marcos Baghdatis
 
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vrishtijinx

New User
How to get beautiful -by serena williams
I love Roger- Novak Djokovic
How to respect those who are better than you- Novak Djokovic
How to date a dumb supermodel- Roger federer
My six pack abs- Roger Federer
 

ananda

Semi-Pro
*** possible spoiler ***

"Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory" by (highlight to see authors)
Mr Tsonga and Mr Blake.
 
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