veroniquem
Bionic Poster
That would be funny except bagels don't exist in France. People eat croissants instead!
The Tennis Book that would never sell.....
- Thread starter Tambuyu
- Start date
Klatu Verata Necktie
Hall of Fame
"The TW Guide to Defeating Top Payers" a TW forums compilation
jcstennis
Hall of Fame
slice bh compliment
G.O.A.T.
"Make 100 friends in 7 days!" by Marcelo Rios, John McEnroe, Serena Williams and Anna Kournikova.
"Consistency, self confidence and patience: The key to success in Tennis" by Marat Safin, Dmitri Tursunov and Amelie Mauresmo. Prologue by Nicolas Massu and Gaston Gaudio.
"Serve like an ace" by Guillermo Coria.
"Multiple approaches to Tennis: A guide on developing suitable games for each surface and rival" by Maria Sharapova, James Blake and Fernando Gonzalez.
"The best underwear for sweaty, hard Tennis!" by Rafael Nadal.
"Pure power: How to drain your rival's stamina by hitting it hard and deep" by Fabrice Santoro, Juan Ignacio Chela and Paul Capdeville.
"Consistency, self confidence and patience: The key to success in Tennis" by Marat Safin, Dmitri Tursunov and Amelie Mauresmo. Prologue by Nicolas Massu and Gaston Gaudio.
"Serve like an ace" by Guillermo Coria.
"Multiple approaches to Tennis: A guide on developing suitable games for each surface and rival" by Maria Sharapova, James Blake and Fernando Gonzalez.
"The best underwear for sweaty, hard Tennis!" by Rafael Nadal.
"Pure power: How to drain your rival's stamina by hitting it hard and deep" by Fabrice Santoro, Juan Ignacio Chela and Paul Capdeville.
Radical Shot
Semi-Pro
With additional "Workshop" chapter by Davide Sanguinetti
TheTruth
G.O.A.T.
Hilarious!
hyperthom007
New User
"My Mom, The Real Tennis Champion" by Novak Djokovic
D
Dina Hamdan
Guest
That's really not nice of you...
jane-hawkEye
Rookie
"Executing Your Strategy: How to Break It Down and Get It Done" by Roger Federer
"How To Change Tactics When Needed" by Roger Federer
"Fearless: Confessions Of A Granite Block" by Roger Federer
"I Love Spain, Paris in May, Pirate Pants and Left Handed People" by Roger Federer
"Coach Yourself to Success" by Roger Federer
"Never Let Your Ego Ruin Your Dreams" by Roger Federer
"My favorites numbers: 12, 07.06, 61, 63, 60, 2008" by Roger Federer
"Beat Goes On" by Marion Bartoli and David Nalbandian (featuring Madonna and Kayne West)
"Never With The Tongue" by Marat Safin
"Never Without My Thong" by Rafael Nadal (with the help of Svetlana Kuznetsova)
"Always In My Tang" by Petr Korda, Guillermo Canas and Mariano Puerta
"Viva La Vida" by Roger Federer (a preface by Coldplay)
"Sexy Can I" by Radek Stepanek
"The Ultimate Guide to Achieving Smile Beauty" by Andy Murray and Martina Hingis
"A Smile in the Mind" by Nicolay Davyndenko and Vince Spadea
"The Look: Does God Really Care What I Wear?" by Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams
"Perfect Natural Speech,Sharpen Your Grammar, Master Idioms, Speak Fluently" by Rafael Nadal
"The Elegant Man: How to Construct the Ideal Wardrobe" by Nicolay Davydenko
"Don't Go Shopping for Hair-Care Products Without Me: Over 4,000 Products Reviewed" by James Blake and Ivan Lubjicic
"Haircutting Basics: An Easy, Step-By-Step Guide to Cutting Hair the Professional Way" by James Blake and Ivan Lubjicic
"The Beauty of Modesty: Cultivating Virtue in the Face of a Vulgar Culture" by the Djokovic family
"Memoirs Of a Trendsetter: My Jet Set Life" by Michael Chang
"How To Change Tactics When Needed" by Roger Federer
"Fearless: Confessions Of A Granite Block" by Roger Federer
"I Love Spain, Paris in May, Pirate Pants and Left Handed People" by Roger Federer
"Coach Yourself to Success" by Roger Federer
"Never Let Your Ego Ruin Your Dreams" by Roger Federer
"My favorites numbers: 12, 07.06, 61, 63, 60, 2008" by Roger Federer
"Beat Goes On" by Marion Bartoli and David Nalbandian (featuring Madonna and Kayne West)
"Never With The Tongue" by Marat Safin
"Never Without My Thong" by Rafael Nadal (with the help of Svetlana Kuznetsova)
"Always In My Tang" by Petr Korda, Guillermo Canas and Mariano Puerta
"Viva La Vida" by Roger Federer (a preface by Coldplay)
"Sexy Can I" by Radek Stepanek
"The Ultimate Guide to Achieving Smile Beauty" by Andy Murray and Martina Hingis
"A Smile in the Mind" by Nicolay Davyndenko and Vince Spadea
"The Look: Does God Really Care What I Wear?" by Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams
"Perfect Natural Speech,Sharpen Your Grammar, Master Idioms, Speak Fluently" by Rafael Nadal
"The Elegant Man: How to Construct the Ideal Wardrobe" by Nicolay Davydenko
"Don't Go Shopping for Hair-Care Products Without Me: Over 4,000 Products Reviewed" by James Blake and Ivan Lubjicic
"Haircutting Basics: An Easy, Step-By-Step Guide to Cutting Hair the Professional Way" by James Blake and Ivan Lubjicic
"The Beauty of Modesty: Cultivating Virtue in the Face of a Vulgar Culture" by the Djokovic family
"Memoirs Of a Trendsetter: My Jet Set Life" by Michael Chang
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matchmaker
Hall of Fame
Now a book that would sell: How to date pretty girls for ugly men by Radek Stephanek.
BackSlicer
New User
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Roger that ;-)
omg, jane hawkeye has me reduced to tears - who really is she/he ????
I can swear Roger will find this thread, and will be motivated to win the next few slams just to ensure that Jane does not write a few million more "books" about him.
That, and i can swear Elena Dementieva will improve her serve thanks to this thread.
jane-hawkEye
Rookie
"All About Guided Missiles" by Elena Dementieva
"My Nickmane is Lance-Rockets" by Elena Dementieva
"Cruise Missile Proliferation and the Threat to International Security" by Elena Dementieva
"Serve and Volley: It's All I Have To Say" by Roger Federer
"Embrace The Darkness" by Roger Federer
"Don't Trust Flatterers" by Roger Federer
"Get Smart" by Justin Gimelstob
"The Year My Parents Went On Vacation" by Novak Dkokovic
"Last Time I Served A Second Ball I Destroyed The Screen Score" by Elena Dementieva
"1000 Best Casino Gambling Secrets" by Nicolas Davydenko
"Tomorrow May Never Come, So, Let's Eat it All Today" by David Nalbandian and Marion Bartoli
"Willing The Peace: Memoirs Of A United Nations Translator" by Rafael Rafael
"My Nickmane is Lance-Rockets" by Elena Dementieva
"Cruise Missile Proliferation and the Threat to International Security" by Elena Dementieva
"Serve and Volley: It's All I Have To Say" by Roger Federer
"Embrace The Darkness" by Roger Federer
"Don't Trust Flatterers" by Roger Federer
"Get Smart" by Justin Gimelstob
"The Year My Parents Went On Vacation" by Novak Dkokovic
"Last Time I Served A Second Ball I Destroyed The Screen Score" by Elena Dementieva
"1000 Best Casino Gambling Secrets" by Nicolas Davydenko
"Tomorrow May Never Come, So, Let's Eat it All Today" by David Nalbandian and Marion Bartoli
"Willing The Peace: Memoirs Of A United Nations Translator" by Rafael Rafael
jane-hawkEye
Rookie
"My Precious" by Nicole Vaidisova
"Silverware: My Secrets to Polish and Make Shine My French Open Trophies" by Roger Federer
"Silverware: My Secrets to Polish and Make Shine My French Open Trophies" by Roger Federer
jane-hawkEye
Rookie
"Last Time I Served I Created A Shock Wave That Blasted Center Court and Left Me Stunned" by Elena Dementieva
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Rafa should write a book on offshore investments:
http://www.chemicalregister.com/****_Laboratories_Ltd/Supplier/sid16311.htm
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Boblarryjrthird
New User
winning multiple slams- andy roddick
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
I think Jane sees these titles in her dreams too, and sleep-types them in."How To Neutralize Passive-Aggressive People" by Roger Federer
(Jane, honey, do you ever sleep?)
Jane, please give up your regular job, and update this thread full-time. We'll start a paypal donation for you right here.
My lame contributions:
How to get beyond being just a big server - Elena you know who.
How to raise tough-as-nails children - Elena's mother (Vera?) (with a foreword by Dijana Djokovic.)
tenis
Professional
"How to newer win a title" by Gimestob
"My, Pete and Garros" By Roger
"My Messerschmidts" by Dementieva
"Dentist horror" by Stepanek
"And still scratching...." by Nadal
"My little orgy" by Schriekapova
"N - nnnightmare" by Roger
"Lost memory" by Enberg
"Kamikaze" by Safin
"Silence please" by all commentators
"My, Pete and Garros" By Roger
"My Messerschmidts" by Dementieva
"Dentist horror" by Stepanek
"And still scratching...." by Nadal
"My little orgy" by Schriekapova
"N - nnnightmare" by Roger
"Lost memory" by Enberg
"Kamikaze" by Safin
"Silence please" by all commentators
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So I'm watching a re-run of a Paradorn Srichaphan v Robby Ginepri match from the 2006 Indy event and here's a few I came up with:
An Epic Trilogy by Paradorn Srichaphan
Vol. 1 - "Winning with Patience"
Vol. 2 - "High Percentage Tennis"
Vol. 3 - "When Plan A is not working, go to Plan....A"
Winning With Finesse - Robby Ginepri, Foreword by P. Srichaphan
An Epic Trilogy by Paradorn Srichaphan
Vol. 1 - "Winning with Patience"
Vol. 2 - "High Percentage Tennis"
Vol. 3 - "When Plan A is not working, go to Plan....A"
Winning With Finesse - Robby Ginepri, Foreword by P. Srichaphan
BallzofSkill
Semi-Pro
Not Just Another Pretty Face: A Survival Guide for the 21st Century Man-by Stepanek
jane-hawkEye
Rookie
"How To Neutralize Passive-Aggressive People" by Roger Federer
(Jane, honey, do you ever sleep?)
I used to ;-)
"Say No To Donuts ! " by Marion Bartoli
"My Weekends At Wal-Mart" by Roger Federer
"Katy Perry Disgusts Me !" by Martina Navratilova
"You'd Better Wear A Helmet When I Serve" by Elena Dementieva
"Katy Perry Is Fascinating" by Roger Federer
"Say No Wendy's!" by Marion Bartoli
"You Need To stop Believing I'm Invincible" By Andy Roddick
"Springbreak With The Pope" by Marat Safin
"Boycott Pizza Hut!" by Marion Bartoli
"My Long Rallies On Clay: I Could Have Lost A Leg" by Pete Sampras
"Why I Smoke Grass" by Ivan Lendl
"Nadal In Paris: There Are Antitrust Laws!" by Roger Federer
"How To Ass-Pick Classy In Front of Royal Box" By Rafael Nadal
"A Year To Remember" by Roger Federer and the National Soccer Swiss Team
"I'll Always Have Paris" by Roger Federer
"London, My Second Home" by Justine Henin
"King of New York" by Bjorn Borg
"Green Manure is My Shampoo" by Andy Murray
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Atherton2003
Hall of Fame
"Why the Long Face?" - by Novak Djokovic
"The Dark Knight - on July 6, 2008" - by Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer
"Whatever Happened to Gilbert Grape - Part II" - by Brad Gilbert
"Deep Throat" by Mary Carillo
"The Dark Knight - on July 6, 2008" - by Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer
"Whatever Happened to Gilbert Grape - Part II" - by Brad Gilbert
"Deep Throat" by Mary Carillo
jane-hawkEye
Rookie
Atherton2003
Hall of Fame
Glad you liked that one....I'm trying to top you - but it's so difficult....I like all of your posts!
jane-hawkEye
Rookie
thanks. very nice from U. like your posts too.
jane-hawkEye
Rookie
"Should I Slow My Serve? I Hope I Won't Be Arrested By Chinese For Speeding. An Essay on Sports And Democracy" by Elena Dementieva
"China Will Never Let Me Win, I'm Buddhist" by Marat Safin
"The Magic Olympics Village: Every 4 Years, I'm Sleeping With Roger" by Mirka
"Pole Vaulting The Great Wall Of China" by Marion Bartoli
"No Gold In Beijing, No Sex in Dubai!" by Mirka
"Olympics Are A Joke, The Chinese Are So Small" by Olivier Rochus
"Forget Nadal Sleeveless, I'm Gonna Play Topless" Svetlana Kuznetsova
"If I Take The US, Mc Cain Could Win The Race" by Andy Roddick
"Something I Always Wonder Betweens Points: Did Someone Steal My Pants?" by Rafael Nadal
"The Question That Obsesses Me When I Serve: Did The Ball Strike Someone?" by Elena Dementieva
"The Aliens Are Our Friends, Hope That They Can Hear Me Grunts" by Maria Sharapova
"China Will Never Let Me Win, I'm Buddhist" by Marat Safin
"The Magic Olympics Village: Every 4 Years, I'm Sleeping With Roger" by Mirka
"Pole Vaulting The Great Wall Of China" by Marion Bartoli
"No Gold In Beijing, No Sex in Dubai!" by Mirka
"Olympics Are A Joke, The Chinese Are So Small" by Olivier Rochus
"Forget Nadal Sleeveless, I'm Gonna Play Topless" Svetlana Kuznetsova
"If I Take The US, Mc Cain Could Win The Race" by Andy Roddick
"Something I Always Wonder Betweens Points: Did Someone Steal My Pants?" by Rafael Nadal
"The Question That Obsesses Me When I Serve: Did The Ball Strike Someone?" by Elena Dementieva
"The Aliens Are Our Friends, Hope That They Can Hear Me Grunts" by Maria Sharapova
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Atherton2003
Hall of Fame
"The Meaning of the Type A Personality" - by Andy Roddick
"The Droopy Nose Syndrome" by Roger Federer
"I Look Good and want to Flaunt it Handbook" - by Ana Ivanovic
"Where Is the Dessert Cart"? By Mirka
"Dumb and Dumber" - you can fill in the blank
"The Droopy Nose Syndrome" by Roger Federer
"I Look Good and want to Flaunt it Handbook" - by Ana Ivanovic
"Where Is the Dessert Cart"? By Mirka
"Dumb and Dumber" - you can fill in the blank
jane-hawkEye
Rookie
LOL LOL LOL "The Droopy Nose Syndrome" by Roger Federer
poor roger. he's cute. I think we dumb and dumber ;-)
Atherton2003
Hall of Fame
"Don't Take Viagra Before A Tennis Match" by Roger Federer
"Gone with the Wind by Passing Wind" - by Andy Roddick
"The Art of Maneuvering Low Hanging Coconuts" by Andy Roddick
"Nightmare on Elm Street" by Andy Murray and Radek Stepanek
"The Best Way to Dig to China" - by Rafael Nadal
"Gone with the Wind by Passing Wind" - by Andy Roddick
"The Art of Maneuvering Low Hanging Coconuts" by Andy Roddick
"Nightmare on Elm Street" by Andy Murray and Radek Stepanek
"The Best Way to Dig to China" - by Rafael Nadal
jane-hawkEye
Rookie
"The Da Vinci Code: Keeping The Ball In Court" by Andy Roddick
"When I Went To Cancun, I Took Bath With A Loon" by Roger Federer
"Stone in Paris: I Think I Have Sniffed Clay" by Martina Hingis
"You Want To Have My Look? Watch My Page On FaceBook" by Radek Stepanek
"When I Went To Venice, I Drank Water With Ice" by Roger Federer
"When I Went To Cancun, I Took Bath With A Loon" by Roger Federer
"Stone in Paris: I Think I Have Sniffed Clay" by Martina Hingis
"You Want To Have My Look? Watch My Page On FaceBook" by Radek Stepanek
"When I Went To Venice, I Drank Water With Ice" by Roger Federer
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jane-hawkEye
Rookie
"Too Bad I Played Tennis, Could Have Been Nobel Prize" by Justin Gimelstob
"Living Modestly: If Wasn't A Tennis Player, I'd Probably Be A Nun" by sister Serena Williams
"How To Improve English Thanks To Cousteau. Watching "Silent World" (Without subtitles)" by Rafael Nadal
"I Decided To Become A Tennis Player When I Saw Canonball" by Elena Dementiava
"Saturday Night Glandular Fever" by Roger Federer
"My Up And Downs, And Downs, And Downs, And Downs, and... -Chapter 1" by Donald Young
"From Centre Court to Centerfolds: Forget Ashley, I'm Miss September" by Marion Bartoli
"I May Not Win Gold" by Ashley Harkleroad
"I Feel For Harkleroad. Shame On The WTA!" by Maria Sharapova
"The Playboy Photoshoot: How We Reached A Compromise With Miss Harkleroad" by the WTA
"Preserving Strength: How I Reduced To 90 minutes From Several Hours The Photoshoot" by Ashley Harkleroad
"I'd Like To Buy Playboy, But It's Too Expensive!" by Roger Federer
"I'll Buy The New Playboy, They Interview Stiller!" by Novak Djokovic
"Living Modestly: If Wasn't A Tennis Player, I'd Probably Be A Nun" by sister Serena Williams
"How To Improve English Thanks To Cousteau. Watching "Silent World" (Without subtitles)" by Rafael Nadal
"I Decided To Become A Tennis Player When I Saw Canonball" by Elena Dementiava
"Saturday Night Glandular Fever" by Roger Federer
"My Up And Downs, And Downs, And Downs, And Downs, and... -Chapter 1" by Donald Young
"From Centre Court to Centerfolds: Forget Ashley, I'm Miss September" by Marion Bartoli
"I May Not Win Gold" by Ashley Harkleroad
"I Feel For Harkleroad. Shame On The WTA!" by Maria Sharapova
"The Playboy Photoshoot: How We Reached A Compromise With Miss Harkleroad" by the WTA
"Preserving Strength: How I Reduced To 90 minutes From Several Hours The Photoshoot" by Ashley Harkleroad
"I'd Like To Buy Playboy, But It's Too Expensive!" by Roger Federer
"I'll Buy The New Playboy, They Interview Stiller!" by Novak Djokovic
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oranges
Hall of Fame
Nah, he was destined for the post of Ombudsman for Gender Equality and Non-Discrimination
jane-hawkEye
Rookie
"I'd Like To Pay More Taxes" by Roger Federer
"Don't Go For Second Best: How To Hit Big First Ball" by Elena Dementieva
"Serving the Thunder" by Elena Dementieva
"While Nadal Bites Trophies, I Eat Some Chocolate" by Marion Bartoli
"Last Night A DJ Saved My Life" by Nicolay Davyndenko
"I Agree With Billie Holliday: Speak Low!" by Maria Sharapova
"Violently Happy" By Nicolay Davyndenko
"Enjoy The Silence" by Maria Sharapova
"Never Tear Us Apart" by Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal
"Rock Your Body" by David Nalbandian
"American Idiot" by Justin Gimelstob
"U Can't Touch This" by Elena Dementieva
"Don't Go For Second Best: How To Hit Big First Ball" by Elena Dementieva
"Serving the Thunder" by Elena Dementieva
"While Nadal Bites Trophies, I Eat Some Chocolate" by Marion Bartoli
"Last Night A DJ Saved My Life" by Nicolay Davyndenko
"I Agree With Billie Holliday: Speak Low!" by Maria Sharapova
"Violently Happy" By Nicolay Davyndenko
"Enjoy The Silence" by Maria Sharapova
"Never Tear Us Apart" by Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal
"Rock Your Body" by David Nalbandian
"American Idiot" by Justin Gimelstob
"U Can't Touch This" by Elena Dementieva
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jane-hawkEye
Rookie
"Girls Just Want To Have Fun" by Svetlana Kuznetsova
"Catch Me If You Can" by Marion Bartoli
"Maneater" by Martina Navratilova
"Mamma Mia!" by Novak Djokovic
"Hairspray" by James Blake and Ivan Lubjicic
"Gladiator" by Donald Young
"Pride and Prejudice" by Roger Federer
"Everyday Should Be A Holiday" by Nicolay Davyndenko
"I'm Your Vilain" by Novak Djokovic
"Wake Me Up When September Ends" by Andy Roddick
"Catch Me If You Can" by Marion Bartoli
"Maneater" by Martina Navratilova
"Mamma Mia!" by Novak Djokovic
"Hairspray" by James Blake and Ivan Lubjicic
"Gladiator" by Donald Young
"Pride and Prejudice" by Roger Federer
"Everyday Should Be A Holiday" by Nicolay Davyndenko
"I'm Your Vilain" by Novak Djokovic
"Wake Me Up When September Ends" by Andy Roddick
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jane-hawkEye
Rookie
"Legalize It" by Martina Hingis (Peter Tosh remix)
"Gimme The Light" by Roger Federer (feat Sean Paul)
"Wearing My Rolex" by Maria Sharapova
"I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You" by Marat Safin (featuring Black Kids)
"Everyone Nose" by Roger Federer (featuring N.E.R.D)
"I Shot The Sheriff" by Rafael Nadal
"Better in Time" by Gaston Gaudio
"All The Times I Cried" by Roger Federer (feat Sharleen Spiteri)
"When I Grow Up" by Olivier Rochus and P-ussycat Dolls
"One Step At A Time" by Donald Young (feat Jordin Sparks)
"You Look Good In My Shirt" by Marat Safin
"Touch My Body" by Marion Bartoli (feat Mariah Carey)
"I Can See Clearly Now" by Roger Federer (Jimmy Cliff remix)
"Gimme The Light" by Roger Federer (feat Sean Paul)
"Wearing My Rolex" by Maria Sharapova
"I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You" by Marat Safin (featuring Black Kids)
"Everyone Nose" by Roger Federer (featuring N.E.R.D)
"I Shot The Sheriff" by Rafael Nadal
"Better in Time" by Gaston Gaudio
"All The Times I Cried" by Roger Federer (feat Sharleen Spiteri)
"When I Grow Up" by Olivier Rochus and P-ussycat Dolls
"One Step At A Time" by Donald Young (feat Jordin Sparks)
"You Look Good In My Shirt" by Marat Safin
"Touch My Body" by Marion Bartoli (feat Mariah Carey)
"I Can See Clearly Now" by Roger Federer (Jimmy Cliff remix)
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"When to quit" by Amelie Mauresmo
"My Life" by Svetlana Kuznetzova
"The Un-authorized Gwen Stefani Biography" by Roger Federer
"Run Your Own Fashion Line" by Venus Williams
"Class" by Serena Williams
"Shorts Are The New Skirts" by Maria Sharapova
"Never Give Up" by Justine Henin
"How To Beat Rafa Nadal" by Novak Djokovic (prologue by Roger Federer)
"My Life" by Svetlana Kuznetzova
"The Un-authorized Gwen Stefani Biography" by Roger Federer
"Run Your Own Fashion Line" by Venus Williams
"Class" by Serena Williams
"Shorts Are The New Skirts" by Maria Sharapova
"Never Give Up" by Justine Henin
"How To Beat Rafa Nadal" by Novak Djokovic (prologue by Roger Federer)
