Poisoned Slice
Bionic Poster
haha Merson exposed once more. Calafiori is more Prem ready than Ben White ever was, Jack.
OK, settle down. Sorry.
*James Horncastle liked this.
OK, settle down. Sorry.
*James Horncastle liked this.
A very entertaining first half. Best City vs Arsenal football I've watched in a while, I think.Believe me now?
Transform it into a Man City 4-2 win with all four goals for Haaland.Believe me now?
Transform it into a Man City 4-2 win with all four goals for Haaland.![]()
They are all working defence because you put them in defence. My warden powers only activate if I can get into his office, and this new guy isn't like The Pope, he knows what is going on. I can't help you, captain. Sorry.Arteta even has me in the box defending. I didn't sign on for this
All kicking off in G Pop, mate.
Micah Richards is trying to big up Saliba and Gabriel as the premier of all time defensive effort, Roy Keane is having none of it, once more.Kral would be telling us how this clearly proves Gunners are winning the premier league for the next decade. Drawing a game with 22 percent possession, outpassed 70-22 , outshot 33-5.
Micah Richards is trying to big up Saliba and Gabriel as the premier of all time defensive effort, Roy Keane is having none of it, once more.
''They still conceded 2 goals, we've seen teams win with 10 men before. It's not a miracle or something.''
LMAO
Johnny Boulders is back.
Arsenal's evil plan busted.
haha Yeah, it was brutal in the second half. Watching the exact same thing over and over again. I don't even think Arsenal hated it, the cynic in me considers an intentional red jsut so Arteta could use his 630 and 540 again. Almost got there before ol Johnny had other plans.Johnny Boulders from the top rope, you love to see it.
Man City were so bad in the second half. I know it’s a nightmare for all teams when the opponent parks the bus, but why did Pep keep taking wingers off and replacing them with another winger?
Definition of insanity and all that.
How’s he done that then?
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Why was he so salty about it?Pep's reaction after the Calafiori goal has to be clipped. Hilarious.![]()
I'd have to guess that he was unhappy with how easy it was for Calafiori to get the shot off, no pressure on him. He was left free the way you would expect a Man Utd defence to leave somebody free.Why was he so salty about it?
Oliver yet again proving he is the most punchable official out there.
Glad that Barca are bringing the heat so far. Perhaps that German polishing is a thing after all. I hope for fireworks between them this season. We all know the high likelihood that the Bayerns, Liverpools and Citys will wet themselves in the CL against the GOATs lol. Barca have been having their own problems but don't have that kind of a block head to head.
Also the free kick right beforehand?I'd have to guess that he was unhappy with how easy it was for Calafiori to get the shot off, no pressure on him. He was left free the way you would expect a Man Utd defence to leave somebody free.
Maybe the City players were drinking that Merson juice and underestimated the handsome Italian. Lesson learned.
That passes in the opposition half stat they kept showing in the second half was extreme. Something like 105-2 at one point, unless I'm exaggerating just a bit, but not much.
10 men with a lead vs City what else should they doArsenal are getting a lot of stick, but I quite like itCan’t say it’s particularly entertaining to watch, but I have a weird respect for it.
Everyone talks about how do you go toe to toe with Pep and win the league? They’ve flipped the script and aren’t even trying, they’re full on parking the bus and are going to try and win the title with defence and corners. Didn’t see it coming, but fair play!
When you think about it, it kind of makes sense.. especially without Odegaard, who is their only real attacking/creative player. Trossard to an extent.. but they don’t have much else. Martinelli was good today, but massively dropped off from 2 years ago, Saka one dimensional and relies alot on Odegaard. Havertz and Jesus up top? Ouch. SterlingPartey and Rice in midfield are a couple of clobbers.
Arteta is getting 300% out of what he has, hard not to admire that.
As for that funny passing stat they flashed in the screen, I’ve found another! 3% ball possession to go with their 2 completed passes
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Overall this season they are bottom 4 for possession, only Forest, Everton and Ipswich are worse. Crazy times!
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Arsenal are getting a lot of stick, but I quite like itCan’t say it’s particularly entertaining to watch, but I have a weird respect for it.
Everyone talks about how do you go toe to toe with Pep and win the league? They’ve flipped the script and aren’t even trying, they’re full on parking the bus and are going to try and win the title with defence and corners. Didn’t see it coming, but fair play!
When you think about it, it kind of makes sense.. especially without Odegaard, who is their only real attacking/creative player. Trossard to an extent.. but they don’t have much else. Martinelli was good today, but massively dropped off from 2 years ago, Saka one dimensional and relies alot on Odegaard. Havertz and Jesus up top? Ouch. SterlingPartey and Rice in midfield are a couple of clobbers.
Arteta is getting 300% out of what he has, hard not to admire that.
As for that funny passing stat they flashed in the screen, I’ve found another! 3% ball possession to go with their 2 completed passes
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Overall this season they are bottom 4 for possession, only Forest, Everton and Ipswich are worse. Crazy times!
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10 men with a lead vs City what else should they do
I guess this is why we load our FPL teams with their defenders <3It’s what they did at 0-0 against Spurs and Atalanta.. and against Brighton (even before going down to 10 men). Oh, and they did it against Villa in the game before too.
Today wasn’t a one off.
I guess this is why we load our FPL teams with their defenders <3
I'm glad you mentioned the FPL. Wink wink hush hush.