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Feña14

G.O.A.T.
We have an amazing tendency to revive teams seasons or end their big losing streaks.

Remember when Arsenal went winless in like 10 games and were relegation threatened a few years back? Who gave them the win to jumpstart their season… oh yeah us, the mentally weak.

Or how about when Bournemouth had never in their entire history beaten a top flight team on the road. Guess who gave them win no.1!

United have been porridge forever yet who can they always count on for points? You got it, Chelsea!

Whenever I see a team on a major losing streak, I get scared. It’s a known fact, we will gift them a win. Mentally feeble, spineless, gutless, no leadership, boring, predictable, and worthless. Chelsea Football Club. Welcome to hell.

Very true! I remember posting that stat about Brighton not winning a game at the Amex for 3 months.. until we turned up on Saturday :-D

As you pointed out, it’s been a recurring theme over the last 3 years.

Another theme has been how bad we’ve are in general. There have been little runs here and there under Tuchel, Poch and Maresca, but generally we’ve been bottom half of the table for most of it.

Here’s the form table for the last 8. So from around the start of December.

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Kralingen

Bionic Poster
Juud Bellingham

First touch? ❌
Control over the match? ❌
Vision and passing? ❌
Classic #10 play? ❌
Technical skills? ❌
Making everything into a duel? ✅
Randomly sprinting into forward positions and disrupting the attack? ✅
Tap-ins? ✅
Aura? ✅

I’ll leave the serious football fans to figure out whether he’s overrated or underrated.
 

RS

Bionic Poster
This Lilly Phillips has been going mega viral for that last few months. That's all I will say don't want a ban.
 

Federer and Del Potro

Bionic Poster
Juud Bellingham

First touch? ❌
Control over the match? ❌
Vision and passing? ❌
Classic #10 play? ❌
Technical skills? ❌
Making everything into a duel? ✅
Randomly sprinting into forward positions and disrupting the attack? ✅
Tap-ins? ✅
Aura? ✅

I’ll leave the serious football fans to figure out whether he’s overrated or underrated.

Going to eliminate City, Gunners and Liverpool from UCL? ✅
 

Feña14

G.O.A.T.
This Lilly Phillips has been going mega viral for that last few months. That's all I will say don't want a ban.

Viral indeed, but nothing a good course of antibiotics won’t fix.

It makes sense Johnson has moved on.

He’s already experienced a good seeing to from the Bonnie Blues a few months back :D

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Poisoned Slice

Bionic Poster
Have to share some footy again because this might be the most amazing thing I've seen. Not even joking. Yeah, it's not exactly Gary Lineker, but still, in this day and age, yellows handed out like the proverbial. Might be Roony by talent and name, but not nature. Clean as can be. This actually blew my mind, you best believe I congratulated My onion. Bardghji and the sensational Pulisic running wild on that right wing. The fans love it. ''Premio gentleman'' I'm going to srart calling him that. Get the banter going.
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Federer and Del Potro

Bionic Poster
Have to share some footy again because this might be the most amazing thing I've seen. Not even joking. Yeah, it's not exactly Gary Lineker, but still, in this day and age, yellows handed out like the proverbial. Might be Roony by talent and name, but not nature. Clean as can be. This actually blew my mind, you best believe I congratulated My onion. Bardghji and the sensational Pulisic running wild on that right wing. The fans love it. ''Premio gentleman'' I'm going to srart calling him that. Get the banter going.
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Reminds me of my friend who thought Wayne Rooney was named Wayne Ronney.
 

Feña14

G.O.A.T.
Havertz is dead. At least Kral has his excuse now when they win 0 trophies this season.

Have’itz gone in the fetlock, bless him.

I’m not sure if it’s an injury picked up in training, or if Arteta took him round the back of the training ground and put him out of his misery once and for all :unsure:

It would be a kindness.

As for where this leaves Arsenal. I’ve seen fans discussing it.. Trossard? Sterling number 9?

A few fans have been talking about their youth team striker, Harri-Man Annous.

Harri-Man Annous!?

Sounds like he needs a trip to the beauty salon, or get him some Veet strips, at the very least.
 

Feather

Legend
Must win match for Liverpool. Everton away is always problematic for us. A nine points lead over Arsenal gives a better cushion. If we lose, it is going to be very tight.

#ynwa
 

Kralingen

Bionic Poster
#ynwa

A Gunners title would probably end my interest in sport in general, given the inevitable Duke/Dubs basketball titles this spring.
 

Feña14

G.O.A.T.
We might be 13th in the form table and be in our 3rd year of not having a shirt sponsor.. but I think we win the best names award.

That centre back pairing of Absul-Nasir Oluwatosin Adarabioyo/Benoit Ntambue Badiashile Mukinayi is both solid as a rock, and wins you Scrabble in the first round.

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Poisoned Slice

Bionic Poster
The word today was how Hojlund is not a Ruben guy, he hasn't given up on him, he won't be banished or anything, but they said Juventus are interested. Of course, they were interested in Zirkzee as well.

Can only hope that Dorgu is the first to change the direction of the proverbial tide or whatever. I think De Ligt has been decent/good more often than not, but in terms of making a real impact and getting us going. Yeah, it's a big task, for such a youngster in with this current bunch of headers. haha I'll be nice and call them headers.
 

Feña14

G.O.A.T.
The word today was how Hojlund is not a Ruben guy, he hasn't given up on him, he won't be banished or anything, but they said Juventus are interested. Of course, they were interested in Zirkzee as well.

Can only hope that Dorgu is the first to change the direction of the proverbial tide or whatever. I think De Ligt has been decent/good more often than not, but in terms of making a real impact and getting us going. Yeah, it's a big task, for such a youngster in with this current bunch of headers. haha I'll be nice and call them headers.

I’d have thought Hojlund would be perfect for Amorim.

From a stylistic point of view, anyway. He’s basically a rubbish Gyokeres.

Not great long term, but you’d think he would make the system work.
 

Poisoned Slice

Bionic Poster
We might be 13th in the form table and be in our 3rd year of not having a shirt sponsor.. but I think we win the best names award.

That centre back pairing of Absul-Nasir Oluwatosin Adarabioyo/Benoit Ntambue Badiashile Mukinayi is both solid as a rock, and wins you Scrabble in the first round.

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I know I'm a broken record with footy manager, but even in game world, you show signs of your true life self. Chelsea came in for Davide Bartesaghi and I had to sell for a measly 10m.. He wanted to go, so I thought screw it, if he doesn't want to be here. I'm happy this happened because Theo had already left, he went to City for a measly 40 million. Yes, it's just all measly. I'd usually go for Miguel Gutierrez at the start of the game if I needed a left back, but since we were already into January, he'd moved back to Real Madrid so no chance to get him.

That made me find Adrien Truffert and my goodness, he is the man at left fullback, gets forward whenever possible trait activated. He can cross, dribble , tackle, fast. All the good stuff. Would have never found him if you guys didn't come in. I'll have to check on Bartesaghi next time I put the game on. Let us find out if he actually gets on for Chelsea.
 

Feña14

G.O.A.T.
I know I'm a broken record with footy manager, but even in game world, you shows signs of your true life self. Chelsea came in for Davide Bartesaghi and I had to sell for a measly 10m.. He wanted to go, so I thought screw it, if he doesn't want to be here. I'm happy this happened because Theo had already left, he went to City for a measly 40 million. Yes, it's jsut all measly. I'd usually go for Miguel Gutierrez at the start of the game if I needed a left back, but since we were already into January, he'd moved back to Real Madrid so no chance to get him.

That made me find Adrien Truffert and my goodness, he is the man at left fullback, gets forward whenever possible trait activated. He can cross, dribble , tackle, fast. All the good stuff. Would have never found him if you guys didn't come in. I'll have to check on Baretsaghi next time I put the game on. Let us find out if he actually gets on for Chelsea.

Interesting! I’ve heard of Bartesaghi, but never seen him. He looks very good on paper. With Felix looking like he will stay in Milan, I’m sure they’ll try and do a swap. Most people are probably thinking Leao (lol), but it will probably be a kid. Maybe it’ll be him and we get to see it in real life! Something tells me the FM move would be more successful than the real life one :-D

On Theo, one of the craziest January stories was Como coming in with a big bid for him. That would’ve been fun if Milan accepted.
 

Kralingen

Bionic Poster
Arteta made the call to his former club I see. As usual the bottom feeder types like Everton show up only for matches that can benefit Gunners.
 

Poisoned Slice

Bionic Poster
I’d have thought Hojlund would be perfect for Amorim.

From a stylistic point of view, anyway. He’s basically a rubbish Gyokeres.

Not great long term, but you’d think he would make the system work.
Yeah, I can remember getting hyped when Hojlund was coming off a rare good game and he was talking about being in a similar system at Atalanta. I guess the main difference is when he was in that system, it wasn't this newly created technology that it seems to be at United and Atalanta had their bleep together.

I guess the optimist in me hopes we can now create a chance or 2, just to get him on the scoresheet. Definitely worried about his hold up play, positioning, everything really. If I didn't know any better, I'd be expecting him to do the bullying and not get wrestled to the ground all the time.
 

Feña14

G.O.A.T.
Yeah, I can remember getting hyped when Hojlund was coming off a rare good game and he was talking about being in a similar system at Atalanta. I guess the main difference is when he was in that system, it wasn't this newly created technology that it seems to be at United and Atalanta had their bleep together.

I guess the optimist in me hopes we can now create a chance or 2, just to get him on the scoresheet. Definitely worried about his hold up play, positioning, everything really. If I didn't know any better, I'd be expecting him to do the bullying and not get wrestled to the ground all the time.

I think there’s a chance he can be good, but it’ll probably take until his late 20’s. Especially with his development being stunted.

Which is fairly common. Guirassy, Giroud, Mateta and countless others. Some of them were still decent when they were younger, but it feels like these type of players peak later.

I can see Sesko being the same. Go to Arsenal, never really get it going, sell him to Fulham after 5 years of trying.. only for him to find consistency there when he’s 28 :-D

That’s why I’m pretty happy Delap is 90% happening. I don’t see him being a top 5 striker in the world, but I think he has a higher probability of being one of the better number 9’s in the PL for the next decade.

I heard a scout describe him as “Dzeko with pace and the attitude of Diego Costa”. Sign me up for some of that.
 

Feña14

G.O.A.T.
Yeah, I can remember getting hyped when Hojlund was coming off a rare good game and he was talking about being in a similar system at Atalanta. I guess the main difference is when he was in that system, it wasn't this newly created technology that it seems to be at United and Atalanta had their bleep together.

I guess the optimist in me hopes we can now create a chance or 2, just to get him on the scoresheet. Definitely worried about his hold up play, positioning, everything really. If I didn't know any better, I'd be expecting him to do the bullying and not get wrestled to the ground all the time.

Oh and to follow up on striker talk.

Guiu is out for a long time after ripping his groin doing the splits v West Ham.

Breaking news just.. Jackson is out until the end of April :-D

I had heard rumours earlier, but now it’s confirmed.

Game over.
 

RS

Bionic Poster
Can't find get a clear connection for the match without it cutting off. Gonna leave after a long time trying just gonna rely on the commentary here.

Maybe I will try again 2nd half.
 

Feña14

G.O.A.T.
Absolute carnage.

Big James Tarkowski in the 95th minute leathering a volley to salvage the last Merseyside Derby at Goodison with half the fans on the pitch.

Well and truly showed up the Champions League tonight.
 

Federer and Del Potro

Bionic Poster
Absolute carnage.

Big James Tarkowski in the 95th minute leathering a volley to salvage the last Merseyside Derby at Goodison with half the fans on the pitch.

Well and truly showed up the Champions League tonight.

The Moyes about to pass United in the table. There's a reason SAF himself appointed this guy. I always thought Divhead got an unfair shake at Manseventher United.
 

Feña14

G.O.A.T.
The Moyes about to pass United in the table. There's a reason SAF himself appointed this guy. I always thought Divhead got an unfair shake at Manseventher United.

I have a friend from France who is a coach, worked at a few clubs in Ligue 2 and youth teams. He’s scouted and developed quite a few players who have gone on to have great careers. Mbeumo being one, he developed the CB Lens signed recently to replace Khusanov. Many others who have gone on to become internationals.

Basically the smartest man I know personally when it comes to football, and he absolutely loves David Moyes. Thinks he’s an incredible coach.

Having said that, he hates Pep and Maresca. But he really rates Howe, Dyche, Allardyce and spent his money going to see Luton v Millwall in a long ball, 80’s, Brexitball game a couple of weeks ago :-D

Safe to say he’s not a fan of woke football. But yes, the old methods are tried and tested. They work, even today. Glad to see Moyes still has a lot to offer the game.
 
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