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Feña14

G.O.A.T.
I do think that is nice for Everton. Better than the last derby at Goodison Park ending with a beating.

You can tell Slot is cool and collected 99% of the time. He lost it and didn’t know what to do :-D then you’ve got Pickford doing a 20 yard knee slide in the background and Jimmy Tarkowski doing the aeroplane celebration.

Obviously that was before the fans stormed the pitch, Doucoure winding up the Liverpool fans and the brawl that followed, then the 3 red cards.

Just lovely stuff all round.


I’ve been to Goodison 3 times, really rough area. Great atmosphere, the only ground I’ve seen Dad’s tell their kids to get on their shoulders so they can give you the middle finger.

Drogba scored a 90th minute winner from near the halfway line to make it 2-3.


Shame Goodison will be no more, but the new stadium looks good. Can’t imagine they’ll have a chicken on the roof, a cheese room and have Taylor Swift performing there every other week like some clubs, but good luck to them.
 

Federer and Del Potro

Bionic Poster
You can tell Slot is cool and collected 99% of the time. He lost it and didn’t know what to do :-D then you’ve got Pickford doing a 20 yard knee slide in the background and Jimmy Tarkowski doing the aeroplane celebration.

Obviously that was before the fans stormed the pitch, Doucoure winding up the Liverpool fans and the brawl that followed, then the 3 red cards.

Just lovely stuff all round.


I’ve been to Goodison 3 times, really rough area. Great atmosphere, the only ground I’ve seen Dad’s tell their kids to get on their shoulders so they can give you the middle finger.

Drogba scored a 90th minute winner from near the halfway line to make it 2-3.


Shame Goodison will be no more, but the new stadium looks good. Can’t imagine they’ll have a chicken on the roof, a cheese room and have Taylor Swift performing there every other week like some clubs, but good luck to them.

Dang. Lex Luthor is not having it. Wait until they're up 3-1 on aggregate in the second leg and Real Madrid score in the 84th 86th and 98th minute.
 

Feña14

G.O.A.T.
Dang. Lex Luthor is not having it. Wait until they're up 3-1 on aggregate in the second leg and Real Madrid score in the 84th 86th and 98th minute.

Bring it on!

It is interesting when you think about it. Lost to PSV, Plymouth, let it slip v Everton. Only win against Spurs in the League Cup.

Probably nothing, these things happen.. but you never know.

Not like anyone in the league could stop them. Forest are the best chance now, and that’s obviously not happening.
 

Federer and Del Potro

Bionic Poster
Bring it on!

It is interesting when you think about it. Lost to PSV, Plymouth, let it slip v Everton. Only win against Spurs in the League Cup.

Probably nothing, these things happen.. but you never know.

Not like anyone in the league could stop them. Forest are the best chance now, and that’s obviously not happening.

Only chance would be Gunners. Problem is they are about half as good as @Kralingen thinks. If that.
 

Feña14

G.O.A.T.
Only chance would be Gunners. Problem is they are about half as good as @Kralingen thinks. If that.

True, even if they get Saka back and had Havertz and Jesus it would probably be beyond them.

I think we play Arsenal in a few weeks, which should be funny. They’ve been talking about playing Merino as a number 9, and I’m not sure what we’ll do with no Jackson or Guiu. Maybe Tosin. Big lad who’s good in the air and enjoys shooting.

Could be an entertaining 0-0.
 

Poisoned Slice

Bionic Poster
I think Spurs vs Man Utd is no 1 box office. Can't help feeling we'll outshine Spurs in how to do it worse once more. I want to be positive and tell myself things that might happen, but I am expecting another beating, definitely.
 

Federer and Del Potro

Bionic Poster
That Slot crash out is nuts.

Arsenal have a shot for a title now!

Arsenal would gag it if they were up 7 not down 7 right now, lets be honest. To me Liverpool would have to play its second team in every game the rest of the season for Arsenal to have a chance.

Genuinely the most unserious club in the world when it comes to silverware.
 

Feña14

G.O.A.T.
Arsenal would gag it if they were up 7 not down 7 right now, lets be honest. To me Liverpool would have to play its second team in every game the rest of the season for Arsenal to have a chance.

Genuinely the most unserious club in the world when it comes to silverware.

As much as we enjoyed the madness last night, Liverpool managed to be in a winning position until the last kick of the game against their local rivals, in the last Derby at their stadium, in a game where they had turned it into an old school physical battle. It was end to end, technical ability didn’t count for much, the fans were going crazy, the emotions, the Moyes factor etc.. but Liverpool still had the answers.

That’s pretty ominous!
 

Federer and Del Potro

Bionic Poster
As much as we enjoyed the madness last night, Liverpool managed to be in a winning position until the last kick of the game against their local rivals, in the last Derby at their stadium, in a game where they had turned it into an old school physical battle. It was end to end, technical ability didn’t count for much, the fans were going crazy, the emotions, the Moyes factor etc.. but Liverpool still had the answers.

That’s pretty ominous!

7 is a pretty substantial gap, especially since Arsenal drop points to guppies frequently. If it was the City teams of yore down 7 pts it would be one thing. Teams like that could rack up 3 pts every game for 3 months straight. Arsenal can....not.
 

Feña14

G.O.A.T.
7 is a pretty substantial gap, especially since Arsenal drop points to guppies frequently. If it was the City teams of yore down 7 pts it would be one thing. Teams like that could rack up 3 pts every game for 3 months straight. Arsenal can....not.

Agreed. This is the time City usually pull out that 10+ game winning streak, not a draw to be seen, let alone a loss. In a normal season that would make things interesting, but no chance they do that this year.. plus they’re already 16 points behind :-D

I can see Arsenal drawing a lot of games.

Then there’s Forest. 10 points behind? Forget it.

It’s in the bag for Liverpool, unfortunately.

Ahh well, at least La Liga and Serie A have exciting title races this year.
 

Federer and Del Potro

Bionic Poster
Agreed. This is the time City usually pull out that 10+ game winning streak, not a draw to be seen, let alone a loss. In a normal season that would make things interesting, but no chance they do that this year.. plus they’re already 16 points behind :-D

I can see Arsenal drawing a lot of games.

Then there’s Forest. 10 points behind? Forget it.

It’s in the bag for Liverpool, unfortunately.

Ahh well, at least La Liga and Serie A have exciting title races this year.

La Liga race is absolute bonkers. Barcelona looked completely dead to rights just a few games ago. Now they're right back in it.
 

Feña14

G.O.A.T.
La Liga race is absolute bonkers. Barcelona looked completely dead to rights just a few games ago. Now they're right back in it.

Yeah, after that Atletico loss it looked like they were done!

I think the next Madrid v Barcelona game is the penultimate game of the season. Or at least very late in the season.

Hopefully it’s all riding on that. And Atletico still in it by then would make it even better.
 

TheAssassin

G.O.A.T.
I had a dream @TheAssassin was in the states and said he needed a place to stay. I said no problem brother, stop on by. Knocks on my door and he is just literally Sergio Ramos. Had a good laugh waking up to that.
Called Fedpo again, and he is still laughing. I really don't know why...?

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Feña14

G.O.A.T.
If everything goes to plan, we might be decent again in.. 10 years?!?! Nah, I’m seething.

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Give me Levy, at least he’ll buy a Solanke, refuses to sell their kids who perform and has Beyoncé concerts at the stadium bi-monthly.

These owners bought Ferrari, tried to turn it into Volkswagen and ended up with a Fisher-Price toy.

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Seriously, how can you take over the most successful English club in the last 25 years and turn them into this? You could put the biggest Chelsea hater in the world in charge and even they couldn’t purposefully destroy it from within as quickly as these jokers have.
 

Poisoned Slice

Bionic Poster
Any Bundesliga followers in the TT football bubble? :) (not going to go through 1248 pages to check :D )
It's usually premier league, serie a, la liga and Portugal. Bundesliga does get the rare shout out. Mostly to laugh at Harry Kane not winning a trophy or something, although that looks to be put to bed this season.
 

SempreSami

Hall of Fame
Any Bundesliga followers in the TT football bubble? :) (not going to go through 1248 pages to check :D )
Haven't been paying much attention since Bayern adopted their "see how big a jabroni we can put in charge and still win the BuLi" approach but am routinely checking the 2. Bundesliga table to check in on my beloved Preußen Münster (my FM save in previous years) who are back in the second tier for the first time in 34 years.
 

Poisoned Slice

Bionic Poster
''Tottenham host Manchester United on Super Sunday with both teams in serious danger of achieving their lowest-ever Premier League finish.

Only two points separate the struggling clubs, with Spurs having lost eight of their last 11 league outings, and Manchester United going down in seven of their last 11.

''Ange Postecoglou's recent struggles have been well documented, however Ruben Amorim's tough start at Old Trafford has arguably gone under the radar in comparison.''

Nah, that is false news, quite frankly.
 

SempreSami

Hall of Fame
Goes to show what an astronomical amount of luck can do for your trophy count, off the top of my head I can think of Ronaldo being offside for two goals against Bayern, Ramos being offside in the 2016 final when he scored, Keylor Navas being yards off his line in that final's shootout, Casemiro's massively deflected goal in the 2017 final, the last minute penalty vs Juve in 2018, Ramos being allowed to commit GBH in the 2019 final. And that's just for the hat-trick under Zidane!
 

Feña14

G.O.A.T.
''Tottenham host Manchester United on Super Sunday with both teams in serious danger of achieving their lowest-ever Premier League finish.

Only two points separate the struggling clubs, with Spurs having lost eight of their last 11 league outings, and Manchester United going down in seven of their last 11.

''Ange Postecoglou's recent struggles have been well documented, however Ruben Amorim's tough start at Old Trafford has arguably gone under the radar in comparison.''

Nah, that is false news, quite frankly.

We had the Super Bowl last week.

The Business Bowl tonight.

Then the Toilet Bowl on Sunday :D
 

Kralingen

Bionic Poster
Give me Levy, at least he’ll buy a Solanke, refuses to sell their kids who perform and has Beyoncé concerts at the stadium bi-monthly.
Steady on mate. He also might hire you an Ange.

I will say this - Pochettino for all his faults was actually laying foundations last year, and got knifed in the back by the owners. If that isn’t a Levy special nothing is.
 

Feña14

G.O.A.T.
Steady on mate. He also might hire you an Ange.

I will say this - Pochettino for all his faults was actually laying foundations last year, and got knifed in the back by the owners. If that isn’t a Levy special nothing is.

People seem to think that Pochettino was fired, which wasn’t the case.

In the last few months he was becoming more outspoken in the media, hinting at pressure being put on him to play certain players, the owners not giving him what he needs to compete (he wanted height, physicality, experience. The owners only wanted kids and “opportunities”). The owners wanted to sell Gallagher, Chalobah etc..

So it was effectively a mutual decision to part ways.

It’ll be interesting to see if Maresca snaps at some point and stops towing the party line. Or maybe he continues with the “no UCL is fine, we’re on track to be good in 10 years”.
 

Poisoned Slice

Bionic Poster
We had the Super Bowl last week.

The Business Bowl tonight.

Then the Toilet Bowl on Sunday :D
I hope all the readers of football club will be flushed with success in the immediate future.

Speaking of immediate future. Some article about us looking Vardy or Calvert Lewin came out, along with another article saying Gyokeres is too old. Unreal, it could all be scare tactics, the 2 articles contradict each other anyway. I would never agree with a guy turning 27 in the summer is too old, especially when you need a goals now type of thing. So I think that is bs, but not getting Gyokeres at all does feel like the most truthful thing. So they put this story out to get people prepared. Only time will tell. Other articles saying he's looking elsewhere and stuff, so I'm now just hoping it's not Vardy and DLC.

I wasn't taking a shot at Vardy. I'd take a younger version of him without a doubt now. Can't say the same for Calvert Lewin at any age, although there might have been a transfer window in the past when it didn't feel like he was such a bad idea. My version of Adebayo. 8-B
 

Feña14

G.O.A.T.
I hope all the readers of football club will be flushed with success in the immediate future.

Speaking of immediate future. Some article about us looking Vardy or Calvert Lewin came out, along with another article saying Gyokeres is too old. Unreal, it could all be scare tactics, the 2 articles contradict each other anyway. I would never agree with a guy turning 27 in the summer is too old, especially when you need a goals now type of thing. So I think that is bs, but not getting Gyokeres at all does feel like the most truthful thing. So they put this story out to get people prepared. Only time will tell. Other articles saying he's looking elsewhere and stuff, so I'm now just hoping it's not Vardy and DLC.

I wasn't taking a shot at Vardy. I'd take a younger version of him without a doubt now. Can't say the same for Calvert Lewin at any age, although there might have been a transfer window in the past when it didn't feel like he was such a bad idea. My version of Adebayo. 8-B

Amazing :-D Vardy is definitely past it, and DCL has more pairs of high heels than he has PL goals. I think there’s a stat where he has the worst shot conversion rate in the league over the last 10 years.

Which is saying something when you think there’s Darwin and Jackson taking out fans in the stands weekly. People say a striker being like a sniper is a good thing, but those two take it a bit too literally.

I think Gyokeres makes perfect sense. There’s no need to overthink it. He’s ready made, the relationship with the manager, release clause is reasonable in the summer etc..

We had reports of our scouts being at the last few Sporting games, looking at the striker.. only it’s not Gyokeres. It’s his back up, Harder. Raw as it gets with 16 appearances (most of the bench for 5 mins). It’s very on brand.

It’s going to be Delap, surely? If not, drag Emegha kicking and screaming from Strasbourg. Sesko, Gyokeres, Isak or any other young kid with ambition will laugh in your face if you put a bid in.

“We might be able to compete in 10 years”. Any player with the slightest ambition isn’t taking us seriously. They haven’t for awhile, to be fair. The signings are all favours to agents to get them big commission (Neto/Felix), PSR deals, whoever Joe Shields has a strong relationship with (Lavia, Palmer, Tosin, Delap) or it’s bang average players who know they’ll get a pay rise, Chelsea on the CV and be sold to a better club to the one they originally left (Amougou, Veiga, KDH etc..).
 

Kralingen

Bionic Poster
That 3rd goal Chelsea have conceded is just disgusting. Entire team ball watching, Colwill still sat on his arse, looks comical. Are things really this bad? What happened to the demonic press I watched just a couple months ago?
 

Federer and Del Potro

Bionic Poster
That 3rd goal Chelsea have conceded is just disgusting. Entire team ball watching, Colwill still sat on his arse, looks comical. Are things really this bad? What happened to the demonic press I watched just a couple months ago?

Welcome to the Premier League. Watch La Liga if you want to see some real Football.
 

Federer and Del Potro

Bionic Poster
Nottingham Forest 3rd place what an unserious league that is. Would be like if the Hornets were 3rd in a league.

Premier League tries to market itself on Chelsea/United/Tottenham/City actually still being good. Most people don't fall for the scam anymore.

Liverpool are a world class outfit but that's it. They should move to Spain. Welcome, Lex Luthor.
 

Feña14

G.O.A.T.
That 3rd goal Chelsea have conceded is just disgusting. Entire team ball watching, Colwill still sat on his arse, looks comical. Are things really this bad? What happened to the demonic press I watched just a couple months ago?

Yes, always has been. The decent runs were built on sand.

It’s a load of kids who have been bought with money that the owners give the club in exchange for the hotels, the training ground, the women’s team etc.. they own them now. Asset stripping basically.

The owners then sell those players to their agent friends, grab some nice commission and proceeds for them and their shareholders. Invest what’s left on more kids and do it all over again.

They’ve also taken out a £500m loan with a bank they are in business with that needs to repaid in 2030. The interest on that loan means the repayment will be £1.2bn.

They’ll be long gone by then.

As I say, I don’t expect other fans to dig deep into it. They just judge the football. Spend a billion? Good owners! Team is worse now than it was 3 years ago? Hahaha! Which is understandable.

But they don’t realise what is actually going on. The club is being destroyed, essentially.
 

Kralingen

Bionic Poster
Nah just Spain winning the UCL every year. All Haaland does is tap-ins and penalties anyway. Salah too. Premier League is cheeks
That’s true actually. This Salah season is the worst 40 G/A season aesthetically I’ve ever seen. Bro is the master of kicks into defenders shins and lucky deflections

I’m very done with the standard of football these days. It’s just an athletic competition, closer and closer to rugby by the day
 

Feña14

G.O.A.T.
Don't mind me, I just want United to put a watchable product out on the field again. When they do, I won't have to watch so much of everything else.

That’s been my approach. There are plenty of teams playing great stuff and wonderful young players to enjoy.

As for La Liga, I always want Atletico to do well. So until Chelsea drop down to join Man Utd in the bottom half (which shouldn’t take long), we can be part time Madrid rivals :p
 

Federer and Del Potro

Bionic Poster
That’s been my approach. There are plenty of teams playing great stuff and wonderful young players to enjoy.

As for La Liga, I always want Atletico to do well. So until Chelsea drop down to join Man Utd in the bottom half (which shouldn’t take long), we can be part time Madrid rivals :p

All of La Liga are my allies because I want Liverpool to lose. Hoping Atleti-Real don't draw each other assuming City don't pull a rabbit out of their hat here. I give them a 25 percent or so chance to still pull it back - Real Madrid really hasn't been as good at home as they usually are and the defense is still banged up. City also have nothing to lose. They really should have lost by more than the one goal, so they're not fully dead yet.

Talent-wise, I personally believe City are still the 2nd best team in the Prem. They just have no belief right now, and Pep has negative belief (and it shows in the whole team).
 

Fabresque

Legend
That 3rd goal Chelsea have conceded is just disgusting. Entire team ball watching, Colwill still sat on his arse, looks comical. Are things really this bad? What happened to the demonic press I watched just a couple months ago?
Because they’re all ****ing useless and the squad is badly put together and badly coached. There is nothing good about this club right now and it’s so disgusting. I don’t recognize it any longer.
 

Fabresque

Legend
Why? We’re not supposed to be good for 10 more years. Everything is on schedule.

If anything, now we’ve signed this mentality coach who played rugby, might even get there in 9.

Koeman IN!!
This about sums it up.


Players are crap. Managers crap. The squad is crap. The owners are crap. The stadium is crap. Fans are crap. Club filled with BS. Mentality in the gutter. Disgraceful.
 

Fabresque

Legend
I seriously don’t have the strength to deal with this anymore and I’ve tried to be positive and get on board but this is not Chelsea and will never be Chelsea. I cannot fathom a Chelsea manager being ok with Top 4. Let alone Maresca who said we’re not even supposed to be top 4, so this season has been really good.

The standards have dropped so much. The players have gotten worse. Eghbali and the rest of this lot just do not care and if they did they wouldn’t just sit there and let this happen every year.
 
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