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5-1 on aggregate. I won’t even get out of bed for this until Leverkusen are leading by 3 goals in the second leg. Gunners are simply resplendent and unstoppable.
 
I am so excited to leave this stupid waste of time corrupt money captured sport behind. I promise I will not miss it even one iota. It has become a farcical game of diving, simulation, and wrestling. When Spurs are relegated I will finally be free.
 
One of the angles makes it look a little less egregious, and it was an incredibly stupid challenge but it's still soft. It is what it is. Bad or soft calls like that happen all the time in this sport. It's a shame.
 
A 2026 Fede Valverde hat trick plus taking 1 out of 6 points from Thomas Frank’s Tottenham should put Pep in the retirement home for good. This is unreal
 
Real thumping City again I see... Stunning

Arsenal better enjoy this knockout stage while they can, because the next one... Watch out for the Vikings! :sneaky::cool:
 
Poisoned Slice said:
I don't think fitness had much to do with PSG beating Chelsea there; perhaps there was some tiredness, but I just think it was a difference in class tonight. They didn't help themselves with the goalkeeper errors.
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I mean, the goal Enzo scored. We had two more of those. JP in the first 2 minutes and Palmer right before the Dembele goal. Could easily of had 5 ourselves.

But I just find it funny. Chelsea fans are taking it far too seriously imo. This is the team that’s been built, Rosenior seems pretty good.. but we can’t say that for sure for another 4-5 years of proving himself. The product on the pitch is what’s been created by the model and the execution of it.

I was expecting some nice stuff and some Benny Hill theme tune stuff, like we get every game. That’s what we got.

When you realise what it is, it’s actually quite enjoyable. I have no expectations, get to see some pretty stuff, have a good laugh at the comedic moments. Obviously it’s not going to win many games, but there’s plenty of entertainment there!

Those thinking we’ll be challenging for trophies up against serious teams seem pretty down, and I get it.. but we’re not even playing the same game as them. What is there to be mad about?
 
Feña14 said:
I mean, the goal Enzo scored. We had two more of those. JP in the first 2 minutes and Palmer right before the Dembele goal. Could easily of had 5 ourselves.

But I just find it funny. Chelsea fans are taking it far too seriously imo. This is the team that’s been built, Rosenior seems pretty good.. but we can’t say that for sure for another 4-5 years of proving himself. The product on the pitch is what’s been created by the model and the execution of it.

I was expecting some nice stuff and some Benny Hill theme tune stuff, like we get every game. That’s what we got.

When you realise what it is, it’s actually quite enjoyable. I have no expectations, get to see some pretty stuff, have a good laugh at the comedic moments. Obviously it’s not going to win many games, but there’s plenty of entertainment there!

Those thinking we’ll be challenging for trophies up against serious teams seem pretty down, and I get it.. but we’re not even playing the same game as them. What is there to be mad about?
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Yeah, I don't think 5-2 was one of those true reflections of the game sort of things. It was definitely competitive. PSG played like a well-oiled machine, pardon the pun.
 
Poisoned Slice said:
Yeah, I don't think 5-2 was one of those true reflections of the game sort of things. It was definitely competitive. PSG played like a well-oiled machine, pardon the pun.
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Was nice to see them back to their best! They’ve been off it this season. For good reasons, and let’s be honest, middle of March is a good time to turn it on. They’ll kick on in the league and they’re a handful of games from repeating last years UCL win. Kind of like Man Utd back in the day. Knowing when to turn it on is so valuable.

But yeah, really enjoyed the game. Both teams played beautiful stuff, plenty of comedy. All that was missing was a red card and we’d have the full Chelsea experience :-D maybe next week!
 
Even worse is we didn’t even play badly. That fcker got those goals at the end which cratered our chances in the tie. 3-2 going back to London is fine.
 
Fedcraz said:
If I was a Chelsea fan I’d be fuming they deserve to at least draw the game not lose 5-2
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We drew 2-2 with Leeds with 4.6xg v 0.82xg :-D and that 0.8 included gifting them a penalty and this masterpiece.

 
We are a poorly run Spurs, without the stadium, sponsorships, commercial deals and endless revenue streams.

If they don’t come back up next season, we could easily be playing them in the Championship in 2027/28.

A group of fans met with a club director recently, and say they were met with arrogance and dismisivness. Via @NotAProjectCFC

• On the departure of Maresca, the director said that a coach’s overall impact is overestimated, and that there is no statistical relationship between managers and results.

• According to the board director, problems with Maresca stemmed from him not being offered some of the same contract details that the sporting directors have in place..

• The director could not put a timeline on when Chelsea will compete at the top again, but that it was ‘f’ing obvious we are building one of the best teams in the world” The director denied they were being condescending and told us we have no more right to be upset than they do (despite the fact we are paying fans).

• The club’s effort to reduce the wage bill has been seen as a means of offsetting the spend on players so far, and the director was honest about there being no appetite to compete for more established Premier League signings for this reason. A handful of players that have been successful for us were given as some sort of justification for this approach.

• The club director spoke very disrespectfully about what was achieved under the previous ownership and of individuals involved in that time. In their view, the current ‘project’ consisting of vast expenditure and player churn is the only means with which we can hope to compete at the elite level at some point in the future.

• Chelsea simply cannot afford to compete for the likes of Semenyo and Guehi, and that players with resale value is a more realistic approach.

• The club director expressed surprise that, in view of the club still being 13 points off the top of the table at the time (this has risen to 19 points at the time of writing), in the fourth season of a ‘transitional period’, fans are not showing more patience. Although the director admitted they hoped for more progress this season.

• Luis Enrique would not be the right fit for us as manager, and John Terry is not the right fit ‘proffesionally’ and should not be involved in first team affairs.

“After arriving for the meeting, we were kept waiting in the foyer of the building for a while, as the club director was in another meeting with Chelsea-supporting content creator Matisse Armani”

“Once the meeting began, it became very clear to us early on that the club’s primary motivation for the meeting was to in effect present to us a sales pitch and attempt to talk us round to their way of thinking”

“We were told, in no uncertain terms, that despite having the highest net spend in the Premier League on new players since BlueCo’s takeover, that the club is struggling to compete financially with Europe’s top clubs”
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Federer and Del Potro said:
Had a dream Chelsea led 4-0 in the 2nd leg and then conceded 2 goals in the last 2 minutes to lose 7-6 on aggregate and @Feña14 came into my office throwing stuff around raging.
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:-D Who got sent off this time?

I agree, it’ll be another high scoring game. Maybe a 3-3 or something.

FWIW I wouldn’t be raging. I’d be laughing, the actions of the custodians of the club have turned us into a joke. They deserve everything they get. Hopefully all their investors and pension funds who’ve invested in them are watching the calamity. The sooner they demand their money back from Clearlake, the better.

Give me Natalie Portman with a skinhead and I’m V for Vendetta’ing this pig.
 
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I was down at my wee Chelsea guy there, bless him. I've mentioned him a few times before. Anyway, his analogy of Chelsea the other night was somebody trying to fill a bath without it being plugged in.

Was funny when he started talking. I was trying to work out where he was going, but when he finished talking. I was like, yeah, that sounds spot on.
 
Poisoned Slice said:
Let's smash those Villains. Come on, United. (y)
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Still makes me laugh how in the space of Man Utd having one game, we’ve played 4 :-D logically it’s just weird. Usually it’s injuries teams playing that much have to worry about, but with us it’s red cards. Neto alone has somehow managed to pick up 3 bans in that time. Sent off, extra ban for his behaviour after getting sent off, then he abused a Parisian ball boy.

Oh and Spurs are getting relegated because of black magic.

Nothing makes sense anymore.

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Gunners look absolutely impregnable at the Emirates. Hard to see a single competition they don’t win this season. Quadruple incoming.
 
It was amusing at half-time when they said they would show us the Arsenal vs Everton first half highlights after the break. They return and show us one shot from Everton. Perhaps Havertz should've had a penalty.

Vintage stuff.
 
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