The TTW Potential Meetup Trash Talk Thread!!!!!!

#51
So @travlerajm wants some trash talk. Careful what you ask for ... I can do that even with two suspect hamstrings.

Warning: on 2nd cup of coffee ... it was either this or foam rolling .... f*ck foam rolling.

Trash talk is the same as roasting ... right? 8-B

I think the OP should get top/first billing:

travlerajm practices on a racquetball court, has a 2hbh stroke with his left elbow surgically attached to his left hip, and plays with a 2lb racquet with 100lb string differential. You just have to play this freak show once ... but only once. :eek:

@Shroud ... I want to hit with Shroud for an hour, and trash talk everyone else on the forum while we hit. After that hour, I want to drink with him for hours, and talk about all the stuff we agree on, including Monty Python.

@Bender ... dude is my Asian son, and he ain't getting any inheritance, so the least I could do is hit with the young fella. He has never seen or heard of a flat ball, so he will get a constant feed of bh slices and flat fh.

@Traffic ... Velocity brother, we will just trash talk strings, and Mary Ann vs Ginger ... will carry over from hitting to drinking.

@Curious ... don't like to play people as old as Curious :p, but like the guy, so willing to "school him gently". It will start with getting his serve back all the time ... and I will try and play like that little dude that beat him up in that video.

@nytennisaddict mini ... foolish request. Let's see those perfect form spinny mini shots against alternating bunts barely clearing the net to sidelines. Dude is 5' 4" ... I bet I can lob him in mini.

@J011yroger is a farter ... so I will buy lunch first at my choosing, and then we will play in 100 degree high humidity heat. He will never hit a FH in 2 hours of tennis if I can help it. Come to think of it ... we will just play points with no serving.

@ChaelAZ .... don't much like the dude, and he certainly would not put up much of a fight on the tennis court, but I have an affinity for the Phoenix/Scottsdale area .... and he has access to courts ... so I would suffer through it. I predict a BBP win 6-2,6-2 ... unless he wears that blow up neck rack while he plays, then it is for sure double bagels.

@mad dog1 ... what can I say, he needs to find out a "armer" can bring it ... even an old one.

@FiReFTW ... Firefly only plays with girls, time he plays a guy. It will not go well for him .... he will want to hit his improved strokes, but he will never see a ball in the strike zone. Picture it ... Firefly running and lunging ... sad ... just sad.

@StringSnapper ... I would hate to do it, but I would mention his lack of racquet drop and girl throwing motion in the serve warm up. That is, unless we are playing at his courts with the water surrounding it ... in which case I will constantly interrupt play to ask him "is that a pirate boat"?

@S&V-not_dead_yet ... got to agree with NYTA here .... we gotta find out if S&V lives or not, and if he can cover a bh dtl passing shot. If he can, and S&V lives, there will be no trash talking, only props for keeping the art alive.

@IowaGuy ... I would challenge his missile bh slice with my touch bh slice ... we will not video. 8-B

@tlm ... we will not have a running or endurance contest, probably come up with some kind of skill challenge where the ball can't go more than 2ft over the net. We will play when it's not that hot.

@KluddKalle ... another Velocity brother, can't think of one bad thing to say about him... that is not like me. Hum?

@atp2015 ... this one is obvious ... non-stop bh slice ... run around all FHs to hit bh slice ... and NEVER hit a cc shot, all DTL.

@Raul_SJ ... fun hit for me with BBP all up in his head with strategic "f*ck with his head" comments. Probably comment early that I think he has been throwing the racquet in the field all wrong.

@Hmgraphite1 ... somebody has to check brother HM's strokes ... I will do it.

@movdqa ... would be great, but not winter where he lives. :eek:

@2good4U .... gotta find out if the anti-vaxxer, pro peni$ foreskin provocateur is in fact 2good4BBP.

@Znak ... dude strings with quality music ... you just have to hit with him to see if he brings that rhythm to the court. If required, I play loud music that he hates.

Many others ... will add to the list.

 
#58
So @travlerajm wants some trash talk. Careful what you ask for ... I can do that even with two suspect hamstrings.

Warning: on 2nd cup of coffee ... it was either this or foam rolling .... f*ck foam rolling.

Trash talk is the same as roasting ... right? 8-B

I think the OP should get top/first billing:

travlerajm practices on a racquetball court, has a 2hbh stroke with his left elbow surgically attached to his left hip, and plays with a 2lb racquet with 100lb string differential. You just have to play this freak show once ... but only once. :eek:

@Shroud ... I want to hit with Shroud for an hour, and trash talk everyone else on the forum while we hit. After that hour, I want to drink with him for hours, and talk about all the stuff we agree on, including Monty Python.

@Bender ... dude is my Asian son, and he ain't getting any inheritance, so the least I could do is hit with the young fella. He has never seen or heard of a flat ball, so he will get a constant feed of bh slices and flat fh.

@Traffic ... Velocity brother, we will just trash talk strings, and Mary Ann vs Ginger ... will carry over from hitting to drinking.

@Curious ... don't like to play people as old as Curious :p, but like the guy, so willing to "school him gently". It will start with getting his serve back all the time ... and I will try and play like that little dude that beat him up in that video.

@nytennisaddict mini ... foolish request. Let's see those perfect form spinny mini shots against alternating bunts barely clearing the net to sidelines. Dude is 5' 4" ... I bet I can lob him in mini.

@J011yroger is a farter ... so I will buy lunch first at my choosing, and then we will play in 100 degree high humidity heat. He will never hit a FH in 2 hours of tennis if I can help it. Come to think of it ... we will just play points with no serving.

@ChaelAZ .... don't much like the dude, and he certainly would not put up much of a fight on the tennis court, but I have an affinity for the Phoenix/Scottsdale area .... and he has access to courts ... so I would suffer through it. I predict a BBP win 6-2,6-2 ... unless he wears that blow up neck rack while he plays, then it is for sure double bagels.

@mad dog1 ... what can I say, he needs to find out a "armer" can bring it ... even an old one.

@FiReFTW ... Firefly only plays with girls, time he plays a guy. It will not go well for him .... he will want to hit his improved strokes, but he will never see a ball in the strike zone. Picture it ... Firefly running and lunging ... sad ... just sad.

@StringSnapper ... I would hate to do it, but I would mention his lack of racquet drop and girl throwing motion in the serve warm up. That is, unless we are playing at his courts with the water surrounding it ... in which case I will constantly interrupt play to ask him "is that a pirate boat"?

@S&V-not_dead_yet ... got to agree with NYTA here .... we gotta find out if S&V lives or not, and if he can cover a bh dtl passing shot. If he can, and S&V lives, there will be no trash talking, only props for keeping the art alive.

@IowaGuy ... I would challenge his missile bh slice with my touch bh slice ... we will not video. 8-B

@tlm ... we will not have a running or endurance contest, probably come up with some kind of skill challenge where the ball can't go more than 2ft over the net. We will play when it's not that hot.

@KluddKalle ... another Velocity brother, can't think of one bad thing to say about him... that is not like me. Hum?

@atp2015 ... this one is obvious ... non-stop bh slice ... run around all FHs to hit bh slice ... and NEVER hit a cc shot, all DTL.

@Raul_SJ ... fun hit for me with BBP all up in his head with strategic "f*ck with his head" comments. Probably comment early that I think he has been throwing the racquet in the field all wrong.

@Hmgraphite1 ... somebody has to check brother HM's strokes ... I will do it.

@movdqa ... would be great, but not winter where he lives. :eek:

@2good4U .... gotta find out if the anti-vaxxer, pro peni$ foreskin provocateur is in fact 2good4BBP.

@Znak ... dude strings with quality music ... you just have to hit with him to see if he brings that rhythm to the court. If required, I play loud music that he hates.

Many others ... will add to the list.
Joke’s on you, I usually eat up knifing slices; the lower and faster / skidding the happier I am.

Feed me those looping floaty annoying slices though and you may be onto something.

You’ve seen my hitting videos (anyone desperate to see, PM me), my backhand is quite flat.

I’d talk about squeaky shoes but (a) my footwork is too garbage to get those consistently; and (b) even if it were good I’m sure the squeaks are outside your hearing range :p

Edit: yo mama
 
#60
Joke’s on you, I usually eat up knifing slices; the lower and faster / skidding the happier I am.

Feed me those looping floaty annoying slices though and you may be onto something.

You’ve seen my hitting videos (anyone desperate to see, PM me), my backhand is quite flat.

I’d talk about squeaky shoes but (a) my footwork is too garbage to get those consistently; and (b) even if it were good I’m sure the squeaks are outside your hearing range :p

Edit: yo mama
Hearing range ... yes ... that’s my boy ... I am so proud. (y) FYI ... yo mama was hot in our brief time together.
 

atp2015

Hall of Fame
#61
That's it? Yawn...
Come back with a better one, or risk loosing s&v deader than a door nail's partnership.

Whatchu talkin bout Willis? No one's losing to ATP even playing left handed.

ATP's going to get such a massive dose of this that he will rue the day he took up tennis

 

atp2015

Hall of Fame
#67
Neutral slices with good clearance are good enough to beat you. We'll save the massive topspin shots for better players. No need to use a hammer to kill a gnat.
From your posts, it's very clear you are a 3.0 player who specializes in picking up balls for kids. but don't tell that to "S&V deader than a door nail" because he may not let you on the court with you.
 
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mcs1970

Hall of Fame
#69
From your posts, it's very clear you are a 3.0 player who specializes in picking up balls for your kids. but don't tell that to "S&V deader than a door nail" because he may not let you on the court with you.
S&V feels that a 3.0 is more than enough to beat you. Hence he delegated this match to me. Now if he's matched up against someone more worthy like TTPS, he might have to make an appearance himself, than send his apprentice.
 

atp2015

Hall of Fame
#70
S&V feels that a 3.0 is more than enough to beat you. Hence he delegated this match to me. Now if he's matched up against someone more worthy like TTPS, he might have to make an appearance himself, than send his apprentice.
You can take it to the bank and bet your house - the only slices that you return are the ones that you hit with the costlier part of your racket. In fact, you might as well show up with an unstrung racket. why spend on stringing as you won't be able to use the strings anyway.
 

mcs1970

Hall of Fame
#71
why spend on stringing as you won't be able to use the strings anyway.
True...we know you double fault and error a lot. Ends up wasting most of your opponent's time. However, am hoping that you can land a few balls in the court so that I have to use my strings once in a while. I don't feel good winning by default due to my opponent's errors.
 

mcs1970

Hall of Fame
#76
It's okay to win. I know you have been a looser and plan on being there, but it's fine to start dreaming about winning and feeling good about it.
Oh..I lose plenty all right. Not to patsies like you though. As you said, I'm 'loose' and relaxed thinking the thought of playing you. There's a reason S&V is sending me as a proxy. Beat me and maybe he'll think of playing you. You gotta up your game both on and off the court to compete with the big boys. Till then you have to be content playing lower level players like me.
 

atp2015

Hall of Fame
#77
Oh..I lose plenty all right. Not to patsies like you though. As you said, I'm 'loose' and relaxed thinking the thought of playing you. There's a reason S&V is sending me as a proxy. Beat me and maybe he'll think of playing you. You gotta up your game both on and off the court to compete with the big boys. Till then you have to be content playing lower level players like me.
You are now officially More Clueless Since 1970.
 

mcs1970

Hall of Fame
#81
You are now officially More Clueless Since 1970.
Haha....resorting to user name insults. Sad sad. Starts calling out folks for their games, and then can't even handle trash talking as low level as his tennis game. Gotta build up a thicker skin son and gotta up your game too. I might call you WTA2015, but that's such a low level type of come back, that I probably have to send a proxy too before you get to play with the big boys like me, let alone play with S&V. Plus you're more Pee Wee tennis than ATP or WTA anyway. Don't want to insult the ladies by comparing your game to them.
 

atp2015

Hall of Fame
#85
Haha....resorting to user name insults. Sad sad. Starts calling out folks for their games, and then can't even handle trash talking as low level as his tennis game. Gotta build up a thicker skin son and gotta up your game too. I might call you WTA2015, but that's such a low level type of come back, that I probably have to send a proxy too before you get to play with the big boys like me, let alone play with S&V. Plus you're more Pee Wee tennis than ATP or WTA anyway. Don't want to insult the ladies by comparing your game to them.
Man, you got lots of time to write long boring posts. i would be really pissed if I did that instead of getting on a court..
 

mcs1970

Hall of Fame
#92
Attaboy! You are learning to keep it short.
Next work on making your posts not suck that much.
Lol. This was started by you calling me out and was supposed to be in good fun along with some creativity. Looks like you are taking it too seriously and have nothing left other than petty insults. I am not interested in going down that road. My work is done here son.
 

atp2015

Hall of Fame
#94
I reckon the vast majority of the dust around here can't even compete against a half decent pusher...
That could be true, and you can make the same argument for the pro tour. All great players play as junk ballers (except Djoker and Serena) as needed to win.
 
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