The TTW Potential Meetup Trash Talk Thread!!!!!!

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Too far. Thought you guys were going to play in NYC
queens is nyc!
courts in manhattan are cost prohibitive IMO (eg. vanderbilt club at gct is $160/h... vs. say leeds in the bronx is $45/h walkon rate... or NTC is ~$80/h)... waiting around for courts in manhattan is a pain (but not familiar with their new reservation systems)... alot of folks that live in manhattan come up to westchster to play for example...
 
queens is nyc!
courts in manhattan are cost prohibitive IMO (eg. vanderbilt club at gct is $160/h... vs. say leeds in the bronx is $45/h walkon rate... or NTC is ~$80/h)... waiting around for courts in manhattan is a pain (but not familiar with their new reservation systems)... alot of folks that live in manhattan come up to westchster to play for example...
Mill pond is cheapish
 
So @travlerajm wants some trash talk. Careful what you ask for ... I can do that even with two suspect hamstrings.

Warning: on 2nd cup of coffee ... it was either this or foam rolling .... f*ck foam rolling.

Trash talk is the same as roasting ... right? 8-B

I think the OP should get top/first billing:

travlerajm practices on a racquetball court, has a 2hbh stroke with his left elbow surgically attached to his left hip, and plays with a 2lb racquet with 100lb string differential. You just have to play this freak show once ... but only once. :eek:

@Shroud ... I want to hit with Shroud for an hour, and trash talk everyone else on the forum while we hit. After that hour, I want to drink with him for hours, and talk about all the stuff we agree on, including Monty Python.

@Bender ... dude is my Asian son, and he ain't getting any inheritance, so the least I could do is hit with the young fella. He has never seen or heard of a flat ball, so he will get a constant feed of bh slices and flat fh.

@Traffic ... Velocity brother, we will just trash talk strings, and Mary Ann vs Ginger ... will carry over from hitting to drinking.

@Curious ... don't like to play people as old as Curious :p, but like the guy, so willing to "school him gently". It will start with getting his serve back all the time ... and I will try and play like that little dude that beat him up in that video.

@nytennisaddict mini ... foolish request. Let's see those perfect form spinny mini shots against alternating bunts barely clearing the net to sidelines. Dude is 5' 4" ... I bet I can lob him in mini.

@J011yroger is a farter ... so I will buy lunch first at my choosing, and then we will play in 100 degree high humidity heat. He will never hit a FH in 2 hours of tennis if I can help it. Come to think of it ... we will just play points with no serving.

@ChaelAZ .... don't much like the dude, and he certainly would not put up much of a fight on the tennis court, but I have an affinity for the Phoenix/Scottsdale area .... and he has access to courts ... so I would suffer through it. I predict a BBP win 6-2,6-2 ... unless he wears that blow up neck rack while he plays, then it is for sure double bagels.

@mad dog1 ... what can I say, he needs to find out a "armer" can bring it ... even an old one.

@FiReFTW ... Firefly only plays with girls, time he plays a guy. It will not go well for him .... he will want to hit his improved strokes, but he will never see a ball in the strike zone. Picture it ... Firefly running and lunging ... sad ... just sad.

@StringSnapper ... I would hate to do it, but I would mention his lack of racquet drop and girl throwing motion in the serve warm up. That is, unless we are playing at his courts with the water surrounding it ... in which case I will constantly interrupt play to ask him "is that a pirate boat"?

@S&V-not_dead_yet ... got to agree with NYTA here .... we gotta find out if S&V lives or not, and if he can cover a bh dtl passing shot. If he can, and S&V lives, there will be no trash talking, only props for keeping the art alive.

@IowaGuy ... I would challenge his missile bh slice with my touch bh slice ... we will not video. 8-B

@tlm ... we will not have a running or endurance contest, probably come up with some kind of skill challenge where the ball can't go more than 2ft over the net. We will play when it's not that hot.

@KluddKalle ... another Velocity brother, can't think of one bad thing to say about him... that is not like me. Hum?

@atp2015 ... this one is obvious ... non-stop bh slice ... run around all FHs to hit bh slice ... and NEVER hit a cc shot, all DTL.

@Raul_SJ ... fun hit for me with BBP all up in his head with strategic "f*ck with his head" comments. Probably comment early that I think he has been throwing the racquet in the field all wrong.

@Hmgraphite1 ... somebody has to check brother HM's strokes ... I will do it.

@movdqa ... would be great, but not winter where he lives. :eek:

@2good4U .... gotta find out if the anti-vaxxer, pro peni$ foreskin provocateur is in fact 2good4BBP.

@Znak ... dude strings with quality music ... you just have to hit with him to see if he brings that rhythm to the court. If required, I play loud music that he hates.

Many others ... will add to the list.
Yo bro! First shot is on me, and I will even pull a hammy on purpose to make the spider drills competitive.

Been away a bit. I added lead to my shoes to make them 1000g and very very toe light. does wanders for the movement.
 
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