Cindysphinx
G.O.A.T.
Who are the players you just can't seem to watch?
For me, the list is:
1. Murray. Way too much defense. And yeah, he resorts to pushing. What did the TC commentator call it in the Cilic match: "Serving up all that short soft cheese." If I want to see that, I can watch myself on video.
2. Monfils. Yeah, we got it. You can run really fast and slide a lot. Please keep the ball on the court for a change. Thanks in advance for your cooperation.
3. Jankovic. Way too impressed with her own PR. There's no reason to do the splits when the point is over.
4. Del Potro. I don't know what it is. I guess he looks bored out there, so I get bored watching him look bored?
5. Safina. I tried to pump myself up ("Maybe she'll finally do it this time!"), but it seems like nothing -- not one single thing -- about her game has changed or improved. She is in the tennis equivalent of suspended animation. I've decided to move on.
Who else is Just Plain Unwatchable?
For me, the list is:
1. Murray. Way too much defense. And yeah, he resorts to pushing. What did the TC commentator call it in the Cilic match: "Serving up all that short soft cheese." If I want to see that, I can watch myself on video.
2. Monfils. Yeah, we got it. You can run really fast and slide a lot. Please keep the ball on the court for a change. Thanks in advance for your cooperation.
3. Jankovic. Way too impressed with her own PR. There's no reason to do the splits when the point is over.
4. Del Potro. I don't know what it is. I guess he looks bored out there, so I get bored watching him look bored?
5. Safina. I tried to pump myself up ("Maybe she'll finally do it this time!"), but it seems like nothing -- not one single thing -- about her game has changed or improved. She is in the tennis equivalent of suspended animation. I've decided to move on.
Who else is Just Plain Unwatchable?