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Subway Tennis

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Please add the classic lines you've seen here that could only come from the Talk Tennis hivemind.

Some of my favourites:

- Federer is a mental midget

- Serena is a weak era vulture who was just lucky not to have to play in peak Graf's era

- Nadal is NOT King of Clay

- Forget new racquet technology and hybrid frames, even recreational players should be using a leaded up pro stock with a swing weight of 360 and 52 RA
 

Tennease

Hall of Fame
“Fedr”




In the “Fedr” dialogue, there are only two interlocutors, peacefully sitting under the plane trees near the almost dried in summer river Ilis. This is Socrates and Fedr. The conversation theme reveals the frantic, insane side of the essence of love, its role in the formation of the soul on the paths of good and in the creation of a genuine philosophy, rather than empty eloquence.

Platon - Fedr.
 
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“Fedr”


Fedr, a global vision and adapted solutions
http://www.fedr.fr/

Our advice, our support, our proximity allow a real adaptability in the organization of our trainings, a true longitudinal follow-up and a simple and effective relation with our customers. Fedr's philosophy is to "federate" all stakeholders involved in training throughout the training or coaching process and to set up a genuine partnership at each stage.
 
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Please add the classic lines you've seen here that could only come from the Talk Tennis hivemind.

Some of my favourites:

- Federer is a mental midget

- Serena is a weak era vulture who was just lucky not to have to play in peak Graf's era

- Nadal is NOT King of Clay

- Forget new racquet technology and hybrid frames, even recreational players should be using a leaded up pro stock with a swing weight of 360 and 52 RA
Anyone can launch 120 mph missiles down the T.


P.S.
For those that can't, send footage for expert internet advice.
 
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Sabratha

Talk Tennis Guru


Fedr, a global vision and adapted solutions
http://www.fedr.fr/


Our advice, our support, our proximity allow a real adaptability in the organization of our trainings, a true longitudinal follow-up and a simple and effective relation with our customers. Fedr's philosophy is to "federate" all stakeholders involved in training throughout the training or coaching process and to set up a genuine partnership at each stage.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mury_(song)
 

Subway Tennis

Hall of Fame
M.Cecchinato will beat Novak Djokovic at RG 2018
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Anyone can launch 120 mph missiles down the T.


PS.
For those that can't, send footage for expert internet advice.
"i can serve that fast and i posted 8 youtube videos of me using the pinpoint stance but i cant post them because youtube flagged them for copyright infringement."

"i cant make new videos at the moment. I am too busy because i am working as a tennis coach in Tokyo."
 
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Azure

Legend
A player has had an annus horribilis if he has finished the year with a top three ranking in the world and 'only' one slam.

Players are 'losers' and 'mugs' if they lose more than twice to the same player and oh 'pigeons'

Clay is an irrelevant surface according to ITF.

Players who come back from injury inadvertently position themselves for a thread on 'false dawn' only to be 'exposed' by someone.
 
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BrokenGears

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You know for all the **** TTW gets from places like r/tennis, it's honestly the best place for any intelligent debate where any controversial opinion doesn't get buried and debates aren't sparse in general. With a user community as small as TTW(compared to r/tennis), thoughtful discussion is prevalent

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just kidding, burn it all to the ground
 

Subway Tennis

Hall of Fame
You know for all the **** TTW gets from places like r/tennis, it's honestly the best place for any intelligent debate where any controversial opinion doesn't get buried and debates aren't sparse in general. With a user community as small as TTW(compared to r/tennis), thoughtful discussion is prevalent

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just kidding, burn it all to the ground
Agree with the positive and negative sentiments here.
 

Ann

Hall of Fame
Federer vulturing wins to stay relevant.
Nadal vulturing clay wins to remain in top 10.
Djokovic doesn't care about masters, 500, 250, WTF losses, the only thing he cares about are grand slams.
If you remove Clay, Nadal would not be in the GOAT conversation. <<< dudes if you remove grass Roger wouldn't be, if you removed hard Djokovic wouldn't be....
Fognini is overweight and doesn't have enough hair to attract women.
 
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