Things you're willing to do with ANY TTW poster you actually meet IRL (in real life) ?

onehandbh

Legend
What things would you do with any TTW poster you actually meet in real life?

My list. For friend or foe:
1) play tennis (singles or doubles; any racquet -- especially wood racquets!)
2) have a beer or any other beverage (e.g. wine, smoothie,...)
3) see if any either of can run spider drill or throw an NFL football faster or farther than LeeD
 

Bender

G.O.A.T.
Drinks with @ByeByePoly then have him feed me slices to my forehand

Speaking of which, next time you’re in town for longer than five minutes, @onehandbh, let’s go for a drink?

Get the gang @Doctor/Lawyer Red Devil @Federer and Del Potro @Mainad @Red Rick @Robert Baratheon @StANDAA @Sysyphus @TheAssassin @Tiki-Taka together, get drunk, create a new troll TTW account, and subsequently get all our accounts banned

Edit: I completely forgot--talk about how Nadal is GOAT with @vive le beau jeu !
 
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Azure

Legend
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Chadalina

Legend
Invite @Tennis_Hands and his wife over, hearing her say "wow, we really should take the deer head off the wall".

@MichaelNadal Gryo's + wings then drive to nxt.

@Azure Whatever here, very nice person, only flaw is liking nadal o_O

@Zara Put a hand print on the stainless steel fridge:mad:

@TheGhostOfAgassi No idea, probably just talk about nothing

@dgold44 watch the elections and mma ppv's

@Gary Duane make a song with, he does piano i do beats

Would hit with anyone here if they travel to me

May edit for more. Like lots of people here :)
 
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Invite @Tennis_Hands and his wife over, hearing her say "wow, we should really take the deer head off the wall".

@MichaelNadal Gryo's + wings then drive to nxt.

@Azure Whatever here, very nice person, only flaw is liking nadal o_O

@Zara Put a hand print on the stainless steel fridge:mad:

@TheGhostOfAgassi No idea, probably just talk about nothing

Would hit with anyone here if they travel to me

May edit for more. Like lots of people here :)
Definitely eat with @MichaelNadal and go to the San Diego zoo with you and @Tennease
 

Azure

Legend
Invite @Tennis_Hands and his wife over, hearing her say "wow, we should really take the deer head off the wall".

@MichaelNadal Gryo's + wings then drive to nxt.

@Azure Whatever here, very nice person, only flaw is liking nadal o_O

@Zara Put a hand print on the stainless steel fridge:mad:

@TheGhostOfAgassi No idea, probably just talk about nothing

Would hit with anyone here if they travel to me

May edit for more. Like lots of people here :)
Ditto. I may have omitted a few but there are lots of cool people here. There are of course ahem Rafa fans and other tennis fans with whom I would like to watch some matches together on TV eating pizza :)
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Long ago I stated my dream objective if I ever won the lottery would be to open an auberge in Auvergne with an attached bistro that serves aubergine dishes that sous chef @Sentinel would create for all the assembled guests... @Mike Bulgakov and his lemur with his Fischer bag loaded with Stoli and fly agaric for his pet; @PDJ , who would commute from his nearby home (stayovers welcome if you dive into that Fischer bag a bit!); @vive le beau jeu ! , who will pedal there across France; @JoelDali if we can rescue him from his shift outside the Mira Mesa Manor; our lost friend Crusty Whackleford and his computer to generate the GOAT Photoshop images; @r2473 to chef an all-bacon breakfast for those hungover from the nights of debauchery; if we can hook up an NFL feed then both @Federer and Del Potro and @T1000 will have to simulate Michaels & Collingsworth commentary of a SB with Aaron Rodgers finally facing off with Tom Brady (I will take mega Valiums to ease my angst from their negativity!); there will be mega puppies and kittens roaming the grounds for Sentipeed and @Azure to fondle!

I know I’m leaving some friends out...maybe @Poisoned Slice can catch ManU winning the premiership over Chelsea while @Vcore89 cries, to be followed by a viewing of the final episode of Billions, in which Chuck, Wendy and Bobby celebrate being masters of the universe with some three-way bondage???
 

Bender

G.O.A.T.
Long ago I stated my dream objective if I ever won the lottery would be to open an auberge in Auvergne with an attached bistro that serves aubergine dishes that sous chef @Sentinel would create for all the assembled guests... @Mike Bulgakov and his lemur with his Fischer bag loaded with Stoli and fly agaric for his pet; @PDJ , who would commute from his nearby home (stayovers welcome if you dive into that Fischer bag a bit!); @vive le beau jeu ! , who will pedal there across France; @JoelDali if we can rescue him from his shift outside the Mira Mesa Manor; our lost friend Crusty Whackleford and his computer to generate the GOAT Photoshop images; @r2473 to chef an all-bacon breakfast for those hungover from the nights of debauchery; if we can hook up an NFL feed then both @Federer and Del Potro and @T1000 will have to simulate Michaels & Collingsworth commentary of a SB with Aaron Rodgers finally facing off with Tom Brady (I will take mega Valiums to ease my angst from their negativity!); there will be mega puppies and kittens roaming the grounds for Sentipeed and @Azure to fondle!

I know I’m leaving some friends out...maybe @Poisoned Slice can catch ManU winning the premiership over Chelsea while @Vcore89 cries, to be followed by a viewing of the final episode of Billions, in which Chuck, Wendy and Bobby celebrate being masters of the universe with some three-way bondage???
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Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Long ago I stated my dream objective if I ever won the lottery would be to open an auberge in Auvergne with an attached bistro that serves aubergine dishes that sous chef @Sentinel would create for all the assembled guests... @Mike Bulgakov and his lemur with his Fischer bag loaded with Stoli and fly agaric for his pet; @PDJ , who would commute from his nearby home (stayovers welcome if you dive into that Fischer bag a bit!); @vive le beau jeu ! , who will pedal there across France; @JoelDali if we can rescue him from his shift outside the Mira Mesa Manor; our lost friend Crusty Whackleford and his computer to generate the GOAT Photoshop images; @r2473 to chef an all-bacon breakfast for those hungover from the nights of debauchery; if we can hook up an NFL feed then both @Federer and Del Potro and @T1000 will have to simulate Michaels & Collingsworth commentary of a SB with Aaron Rodgers finally facing off with Tom Brady (I will take mega Valiums to ease my angst from their negativity!); there will be mega puppies and kittens roaming the grounds for Sentipeed and @Azure to fondle!

I know I’m leaving some friends out...maybe @Poisoned Slice can catch ManU winning the premiership over Chelsea while @Vcore89 cries, to be followed by a viewing of the final episode of Billions, in which Chuck, Wendy and Bobby celebrate being masters of the universe with some three-way bondage???
I'd also invite our old friend @slice bh compliment to the above party.
 

Nostradamus

Bionic Poster
What things would you do with any TTW poster you actually meet in real life?

My list. For friend or foe:
1) play tennis (singles or doubles; any racquet -- especially wood racquets!)
2) have a beer or any other beverage (e.g. wine, smoothie,...)
3) see if any either of can run spider drill or throw an NFL football faster or farther than LeeD
I would personally be interested in swapping girlfriends or wives for 1 day. That would be fun.
 

IA-SteveB

Hall of Fame
What things would you do with any TTW poster you actually meet in real life?

My list. For friend or foe:
1) play tennis (singles or doubles; any racquet -- especially wood racquets!)
2) have a beer or any other beverage (e.g. wine, smoothie,...)
3) see if any either of can run spider drill or throw an NFL football faster or farther than LeeD
3) Well, that's quite impossible.

Rather than name individuals, I think I would:
1) of course, play some doubles as partners against some of the people at my club that I don't like. I'd like to see how my partner deals with bad line calls in case they have posted in Adult League and Tournament Talk.
2) have dinner so we can talk about other posters, good and bad. Studies of The Sureshs footage on the big screens at Buffalo Wild Wings might be cool. Everyone could benefit.
3) take IQ tests and then have dgold44 give his predictions before the actual scores are revealed.
 

ByeByePoly

G.O.A.T.
Drinks with @ByeByePoly then have him feed me slices to my forehand

Speaking of which, next time you’re in town for longer than five minutes, @onehandbh, let’s go for a drink?

Get the gang @Doctor/Lawyer Red Devil @Federer and Del Potro @Mainad @Red Rick @Robert Baratheon @StANDAA @Sysyphus @TheAssassin @Tiki-Taka together, get drunk, create a new troll TTW account, and subsequently get all our accounts banned

Edit: I completely forgot--talk about how Nadal is GOAT with @vive le beau jeu !
Great ... right when tennis and drinking has started to hurt a young guy shows up to drink and play tennis. During the drinking I will tell you how good I used to be at tennis, drinking and babes (all lies). If we drink too much (probably two drinks) I might ask you to help me hook up with an Asian female, and tell you my wife will not care. Yes ... of course I know sitting here typing sober that request is wrong in multiple ways ... but it's a bucket list thing, and I already checked off the 2hbh.

After tennis ... we can drive to my cabin deep in the woods and you can help me mail the white powder. @Shroud helped once ... but then got all "this seems wrong" wussy ... and he never came back.
 
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