Things you're willing to do with ANY TTW poster you actually meet IRL (in real life) ?

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
I luv you boo

I have been analyzing you, and I came to the conclusion that you are indeed Sri Devi. Your death was fake.
You needed to disappear (I still got to figure why) and so you shopped for an identity and became Zara.
This was just confirmed to me by the Ouijaboard.
I plan to discover the rest of the story in the next sessions. Maybe I will need more powerful devices than the Ouija.
 

Zara

Legend
I have been analyzing you, and I came to the conclusion that you are indeed Sri Devi. Your death was fake.
You needed to disappear (I still got to figure why) and so you shopped for an identity and became Zara.
This was just confirmed to me by the Ouijaboard.
I plan to discover the rest of the story in the next sessions. Maybe I will need more powerful devices than the Ouija.
I always disappear. I am an escape artist. Also, I needed to go away from that fat husband. No good.
 

Zara

Legend
I have been analyzing you, and I came to the conclusion that you are indeed Sri Devi. Your death was fake.
You needed to disappear (I still got to figure why) and so you shopped for an identity and became Zara.
This was just confirmed to me by the Ouijaboard.
I plan to discover the rest of the story in the next sessions. Maybe I will need more powerful devices than the Ouija.
He does look surprised there at the sight of me. We are both in Heaven now having a great time.

 

Meles

Bionic Poster
ask @Meles why he only likes young boys
I like anyone who is statistically interesting, even once in a while I study those in decline. ;) I simply watch age with ranking and then after a year or so on the main tour I look at statistics. Will do so for the Milan field where I believe the Demon is the only player and I only just looked at his eye popping stats recently.
 

Bender

G.O.A.T.
I have been analyzing you, and I came to the conclusion that you are indeed Sri Devi. Your death was fake.
You needed to disappear (I still got to figure why) and so you shopped for an identity and became Zara.
This was just confirmed to me by the Ouijaboard.
I plan to discover the rest of the story in the next sessions. Maybe I will need more powerful devices than the Ouija.
I thought @Zara was a fast fashion brand with a history of stealing designs from designers with no resources to protect their own IP
 

Azure

Legend
I like anyone who is statistically interesting, even once in a while I study those in decline. ;) I simply watch age with ranking and then after a year or so on the main tour I look at statistics. Will do so for the Milan field where I believe the Demon is the only player and I only just looked at his eye popping stats recently.
I hear that a poster called Lew possesses incredible talent in stats.
 
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Shroud

G.O.A.T.
Great ... right when tennis and drinking has started to hurt a young guy shows up to drink and play tennis. During the drinking I will tell you how good I used to be at tennis, drinking and babes (all lies). If we drink too much (probably two drinks) I might ask you to help me hook up with an Asian female, and tell you my wife will not care. Yes ... of course I know sitting here typing sober that request is wrong in multiple ways ... but it's a bucket list thing, and I already checked off the 2hbh.

After tennis ... we can drive to my cabin deep in the woods and you can help me mail the white powder. @Shroud helped once ... but then got all "this seems wrong" wussy ... and he never came back.
Hey Man, I was sparing your fragile ego. The plan was good but it was soooo weak in its scope. A few packages? come on man. Shroud is going to take out whole cities. No I wasn't in California...
 

Meles

Bionic Poster
Do you know who’s great with stats? Helterskelter.
Does Helter do the counts on age of players at latter stages of slams? Those things are borderline stats and more like tournament results. We have a nice mixture of characters providing infotainment of various types. I can do the age gag with lookups of tables with players birthdays which are readily available. Lots of slippery numbers when you think about it.:unsure:
 

Zara

Legend
Does Helter do the counts on age of players at latter stages of slams? Those things are borderline stats and more like tournament results. We have a nice mixture of characters providing infotainment of various types. I can do the age gag with lookups of tables with players birthdays which are readily available. Lots of slippery numbers when you think about it.:unsure:
The age thingy is a new stat he’s added to his pile of stats. He’s been doing stats for years now. As long as I know him. He’s probably got a whole book on it.
 

TheGhostOfAgassi

Talk Tennis Guru
The wrestling match is after tea
What makes you think I would have tea with Sabratha? I would have to be drugged out of my senses and not knowing about it if so ;)
You and @TheGhostOfAgassi would be a riot. Party on the spaceship, you two would be the life of the party.
but I want to be on planet Earth! I still have nightmares from a Final Fantasy game I did and I ended up drifting alone forever in space.
And talk utter nonsense with NN all night as we used to. And then fight until we are both completely worn out.

With @Chadalina together we will remove popcorn in the ceiling while listening to some great songs and having pizza.

With @TheGhostOfAgassi perhaps perform some duet karaoke together and have a blast over drinks.
Nice! I love karaoke. And specially when a bit tipsy!
 

Shroud

G.O.A.T.
Hey late to the thread but aren't we supposed to say things about people we ACTUALLY met?

@LeeD I would like to get him to demonstrate his shark punch and watch him eat his cheap sandwich in the back of his van...
@travlerajm I would like to get him tested for Vampirism and get a brain scan. There HAS to be a machine in that head
@MaxTennis I would like to trim his facial hair
There is another guy I forget he is a friend of MaxTennis and is a lefty. Babalot or something. Anyhow I want to cut off his left arm. He could then play tennis the right way then and be a drummer for Def Leopard.
@ReopeningWed I would want to see him close on Tuesday. He would need to be tested too. Some how he ended up with Arnies Bicepts on his calves.
@RajS That dude is an engineer I think. I would want him to show me how I can get a stiffer stringbed and a stiffer racquet.
@newyorktennisaddict. I would like to just play him again with my normal racquet.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Yep yep and your stays in France, your knowledge of chemistry and your virgin experience with Babroosh
I was with you regarding Tom's stays in France, his talking about chemistry and world travels but then when you came to Babroosh .....

 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I liked your sister, the food, the waiter also. Am I missing anyone?
The weighter must have sported a generous belly for you to have even noticed him.

I now look down at anyone with a slim waste, and hold with disdain anyone with six-pack abs. My re5peck goes to people with curvaceous abdominal cavities.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I would love to meet @Sentinel and @sureshs and have gulab jamun or dosa with them, already met @Azure when i was in chennai...Me, @Azure and my sister had dinner together..Lol
Love to have gulab jamuns, it's been years. But if @sureshs chacha is coming, then I am not footing the bill LOL. Remember to reserve a large table, preferably private so only we get to see the gastronomic performance of the century.
 

Shroud

G.O.A.T.
@Shroud : Hey Doug, using my engineering knowledge, I have come up with the only way to make your racket and string bed stiffer:
Man I might have to try it. But honestly I question your engineering ability. Like are you an engineer? There is no duct tape here. Any engineer worth his salt is going to put duct tape somewhere on any project. Suppose you left it off the handle because I build mine up alot...
 

Azure

Legend
The weighter must have sported a generous belly for you to have even noticed him.

I now look down at anyone with a slim waste, and hold with disdain anyone with six-pack abs. My re5peck goes to people with curvaceous abdominal cavities.
Saboosh replaced the fad of six pack with mega family pack.
 

ByeByePoly

G.O.A.T.
Hey Man, I was sparing your fragile ego. The plan was good but it was soooo weak in its scope. A few packages? come on man. Shroud is going to take out whole cities. No I wasn't in California...
Here I thought you were weak suffering with human conscience and empathy ... but I was the weak one. I should mail myself some powder. Sorry @Bender ... my Hong Kong son ... your visit is too late. I will leave your inheritance in the wicker basket near the cabin front door.
 

Bender

G.O.A.T.
Here I thought you were weak suffering with human conscience and empathy ... but I was the weak one. I should mail myself some powder. Sorry @Bender ... my Hong Kong son ... your visit is too late. I will leave your inheritance in the wicker basket near the cabin front door.
@Shroud's idea of the perfect string is essentially steel wire. Your error in judgment was to mistake a psychopath like that for someone with human conscience and empathy.

I wouldn't be surprised if he was reluctant to mail the white powder because why should he waste good anthrax powder by mailing them in little lai see packets when he could snort it all as he usually does on a Tuesday afternoon?
 

ByeByePoly

G.O.A.T.
@Shroud's idea of the perfect string is essentially steel wire. Your error in judgment was to mistake a psychopath like that for someone with human conscience and empathy.

I wouldn't be surprised if he was reluctant to mail the white powder because why should he waste good anthrax powder by mailing them in little lai see packets when he could snort it all as he usually does on a Tuesday afternoon?
Yeah ... you are right. I let my judgement guard down because of the Monty Python bonding. Do you think that is the real reason for his giant grip ... he stores his white powder in there? I bet he lightly dusts opponents on changeovers ... evil genius.
 

Shroud

G.O.A.T.
@Shroud's idea of the perfect string is essentially steel wire. Your error in judgment was to mistake a psychopath like that for someone with human conscience and empathy.

I wouldn't be surprised if he was reluctant to mail the white powder because why should he waste good anthrax powder by mailing them in little lai see packets when he could snort it all as he usually does on a Tuesday afternoon?
Hey if you played kev/4g at 86/86 you would snort anthrax tooo. How else does one not feel tendons ripping?
 

onehandbh

Legend
Yeah ... you are right. I let my judgement guard down because of the Monty Python bonding. Do you think that is the real reason for his giant grip ... he stores his white powder in there?
One theory is that his grip is extra large because there is a motorized, vibrating cylinder inside his handle. I think there is another name for this cylinder but cannot seem to recall it at this moment.
 
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