Yes, as some of you will recognize, I have 'borrowed' this from another forum with the necessary modifications. Feel free to use it whenever (copy and paste), and let me know if changes/additions are needed. THIS THREAD SUCKS BECAUSE: (Place X where applies) [_] This topic did not need a separate thread [_] Fake/duplicate account [_] It asks when and/or will Nadal become #1 in the world [_] It is a Nadal v Federer thread where making sense is prohibited [_] It assumes Federer will forever be on top of the tennis world [_] It is a lame troll attempt [_] It is a “Threaten to leave” thread [_] It over hypes players that don’t deserve it [_] Original Poster's grammar makes me suspect the post was written by 4 year old [_] It claims Player X career is over after 1 bad loss [_] It tries to determine the best player ever (on any surface) for the 200th time [_] It compares Graf and Seles, in any way. [_] It asks when or if a young player will ever reach their potential after a totally expected loss [_] It is a serious discussion of a exhibition match [_] It proclaims a 16-18 year old's career is finished after a couple of first round losses [_] It has the word Gilbert in the subject line [_] It discusses doubles when its not a Davis Cup weekend [_] It is a serious discussion of a clay clown's chances at a clay event or in an individual match against a competent clay player [_] It is the annual thread where people complain about clay courters not showing up and embarrassing themselves on grass [_] It is the annual thread where people complain about Americans not showing up in Monte Carlo [_] It speculates whether player X is on dope without any evidence [_] It asks/assumes Safin is finished in tennis after a totally expected few first round loss to the local baker in the first round of small tournament X [_] Use the damn search engine [_] It accuses the loser of choking when he did nothing of the sort [_] It talks about fake injuries and/or fake injury time outs [_] Cramp are called an injury [_] BROKEN CAPS LOCK [_] It claims females can be competitive with males in any form of tennis [_] Wrong forum, eejit. [_] It was created by a 13 year old desperate for attention [_] It contains advice to a top ten pro player from a 3.0 with a losing record [_] It predicts the winner of a tournament final based on a 'feeling' [_] It's a 'Hey I'm back' thread after a) you were banned for a damn good reason or b) no one noticed you were gone or missed you. [_] It's a duplicate thread started by someone who can't scroll one inch down the first page.