After your next loss in league play (and let your opponent know you're gonna pull this ahead of time!) and you go to report you scores to your captain or whoever, pull a serena ("i just handed him/ her the match!"), the roddick ("i was playing some high risk tennis out there today, cappy!") or the clijsters/ especially if you get beat 0 & 1 ("I was completely off. Just, you know, I think tennis‑wise, I didn't feel the ball at all"). after you do this, post here to let me know how it goes! bonus points will be awarded to ppl who know what you're doing and those who laugh so hard the convulse!