TTW Official Meme Thread

#4
I saw Novak Đoković at a grocery store in Belgrade a few months ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a ****** and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and looking to the ceiling and pointing to his chest with both of his hands, then pointing towards me like he was sending me love but with an ironic grin on his face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him bounce a tennis ball like twenty times as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bags of chia seeds in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be doing a Nadal impersonation and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bags and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any gluten infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by asking if he could get any tax reduction.
Well tbh, djoker is an extremely nice guy to meet in person.
I met him during 2014 shanghai masters, when I was on a business trip into that city.
Met him at practice court, showed a good maturity by not rushing for photos or selfies or any nonsensical frustrating behavior, he was impressed.
I Waited for his practice to end, then approached him, had a good conversation for 12 minutes (I still can't believe )
He's a very nice guy, surely. He just smiled and said *it's perfectly fine* when I honestly mentioned that I prefer to root for roger in fedovic matches....
Very fascinating experience for sure....
 
#11
i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
Everyone just says Fedr this, Fedr that, but very few know the true mastermind behind the meme,, the Memelord KineticChain. What a pity.....
 
#16
Everyone just says Fedr this, Fedr that, but very few know the true mastermind behind the meme,, the Memelord KineticChain. What a pity.....
dont worry, fedr™ meme has been trademarked long ago. my meme agent has been keeping tabs on the meme usage on this forum. our bounty hunters will soon have the legal greenlight to "enforce" payments for unauthorized usage of fedr™ meme
 
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