TTW Weirdos Assemble: Research Time (TTWWP)

Lleytonstation

G.O.A.T.
As one of the most normal TTW users, I have created a research project. I am doing some research that is very integral to the survival of my species. I thought it would be helpful to do some research on the weirdest humans here at TTW. After spending countless hours gathering data, reading resumes, reading thousands of previous posts, using an algorithm, I have found a list of TTW Weirdos that I have selected to be my research specimens.

If you see your name below, you have been selected as one of these TTW Weirdos, it is an honor to be able to research your species:

@Nole Slam
@Sudacafan
@Bender
@MichaelNadal
@Poisoned Slice
@SystemicAnomaly
@Azure
@FRV4
@travlerajm

If you were not selected, fear not, as your resume and try outs will be discussed with the board of trustees for possible inclusion into this trial research.

Let the weirdness begin...

 

Lleytonstation

G.O.A.T.
I would like to start off with a question.

What do you think the average time between a shower/bath is on the planet? A few days, a week, a month?
 

Bender

G.O.A.T.
I would like to start off with a question.

What do you think the average time between a shower/bath is on the planet? A few days, a week, a month?
I shower 1-2 times a day, but I live in a hot and humid place. There are people here I know who go 2-3 days without showering, and I find that disgusting considering the climate.
 

Nole Slam

G.O.A.T.
As one of the most normal TTW users, I have created a research project. I am doing some research that is very integral to the survival of my species. I thought it would be helpful to do some research on the weirdest humans here at TTW. After spending countless hours gathering data, reading resumes, reading thousands of previous posts, using an algorithm, I have found a list of TTW Weirdos that I have selected to be my research specimens.

If you see your name below, you have been selected as one of these TTW Weirdos, it is an honor to be able to research your species:

@Nole Slam
@Sudacafan
@Bender
@MichaelNadal
@Poisoned Slice
@SystemicAnomaly
@Azure
@FRV4
@travlerajm

If you were not selected, fear not, as your resume and try outs will be discussed with the board of trustees for possible inclusion into this trial research.

Let the weirdness begin...

Why is my username first?
 

Poisoned Slice

Bionic Poster
Can remember back when I was sitting on a wall with somebody and another guy said, ''look at the two weird blokes on the wall.'' The other guy jumped off and I remained on the wall with pride. (y) Now we have come full circle and I'm on the talk tennis wall of weird.

Usually 1 shower a day, sometimes 2. The only time I remember having more showers would have been in extreme holiday heat, woohoo or playing sport. I haven't taken a bath in years.

 

Azure

G.O.A.T.
I am pleased to note that I am considered abnormal per TT standards - finally I am getting the recognition I deserve.

I bathe regularly (1-2 times a day) even if its extremely cold because your body still gets dirty and indoors are warm in most cold places anyway.

PS - I have a colleague at work who doesn't seem to bathe (for weeks on end). Any tips?
 

vive le beau jeu !

Talk Tennis Guru
Thanks for your support.
Hmmm, interesting... getting good notes here.
Anyone who posts in the Animal Appreciation Thread is completely normal.

E.g.
@vive le beau jeu !
@Azure
Being weird is the best :cool:
@vive le beau jeu ! and I do respect cats a lot, so yes, we do respect the dominant species.
i'm not sure if i feel weirdly normal or normally weird... :unsure:

 

vive le beau jeu !

Talk Tennis Guru
Excellent suggestion. No wonder TT has been my fountain of knowledge
i hope your collegue doesn't take his/her monthly shower within our TT fountain... i'm also used to drink sacred water from that blessed fountain :oops:


I don’t remember if we already have a poll about the frequency of TTW users taking a shower/bath. I think it would be a successful spin off of this thread.
... go for it! 8-B
(anonymous or not?!)
 

Lleytonstation

G.O.A.T.
Indeed - how often do you pee in a day, how often do you shower. Let the records show that I peed 8 times yesterday. My average consumption of water is close to 3 liters a day.
This seems highly suspicious. You should get this checked out. Way too much.
 

Poisoned Slice

Bionic Poster
The talk about how many times a day do you go to the toilet brought back a weird memory. It was back when I was either 3 or 4. My family owned a bathroom company and a new showroom was opened. Toilets and baths everywhere.

What do I do? I need to go to the toilet and end up going in one of the showroom toilets because I didn't know any better. I'm always reminded about it by my Mum. Good times.
 

Lleytonstation

G.O.A.T.
The talk about how many times a day do you go to the toilet brought back a weird memory. It was back when I was either 3 or 4. My family owned a bathroom company and a new showroom was opened. Toilets and baths everywhere.

What do I do? I need to go to the toilet and end up going in one of the showroom toilets because I didn't know any better. I'm always reminded about it by my Mum. Good times.
Not wrong though. Imagine a planet without toilets and restrooms. Would the species get more done?
 
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