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Buzzlightyear

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Do you believe that ...

1. Over two million Americans has been abducted by Aliens.

2. Your mum was abducted by Aliens and you are actually an "star child".

3. The Aliens mutilate cattles because they also play tennis and love natural guts.

4. Johncauthen has discovered how to made the perfect racquet and his idea was stolen by sales reps from Wilson, Babolat, Prince, PK, Yonex, Sony, Toyota, IBM .........

5. Pete Sampras has won 14 Grand Slams because he was the Chosen One and was given the one and only perfect Pro Staff with the perfect weight of 365g, perfect head balance at 30.5mm, perfect "high polar mass distribution", blah blah blah.......

6. Every major upset in tennis was pull off because someone has used Mr Cauthen theories.

7. Mr Cauthen lives in Area 51 and strung tennis racquets for the Alien (with elongated head technique, of course).

8. Mr Cauthen and MackHustovisics is the same person.

9. No, Mack is actually an Alien and a customer of Mr Cauthen and really loves his products.
 
Buzzlightyear said:
Do you believe that ...

1. Over two million Americans has been abducted by Aliens.

2. Your mum was abducted by Aliens and you are actually an "star child".

3. The Aliens mutilate cattles because they also play tennis and love natural guts.

4. Johncauthen has discovered how to made the perfect racquet and his idea was stolen by sales reps from Wilson, Babolat, Prince, PK, Yonex, Sony, Toyota, IBM .........

5. Pete Sampras has won 14 Grand Slams because he was the Chosen One and was given the one and only perfect Pro Staff with the perfect weight of 365g, perfect head balance at 30.5mm, perfect "high polar mass distribution", blah blah blah.......

6. Every major upset in tennis was pull off because someone has used Mr Cauthen theories.

7. Mr Cauthen lives in Area 51 and strung tennis racquets for the Alien (with elongated head technique, of course).

8. Mr Cauthen and MackHustovisics is the same person.

9. No, Mack is actually an Alien and a customer of Mr Cauthen and really loves his products.
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1. Over two million Americans has been abducted by Aliens.


This one is true YES
 
Aussie Baseliner said:
1. Over two million Americans has been abducted by Aliens.


This one is true YES
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... and it's why we need to close the border, and evict the aliens who are already in the country.
 
gregraven said:
... and it's why we need to close the border, and evict the aliens who are already in the country.
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I take offense to that. I am also an MRT...and my very best racquet service professionals are all aliens. Incredible comprehension skills. Efficient and honest to a fault. Great at customer relations and ... man, do they have stories to tell.
 
I don't think this thread is cool at all. Why don't you just question Mr Cauthen if you think he's insane, rather than take a cheap shot at him by creating this thread. Besides, he only says things according to his "opinion". He states things as though they are facts and that is why some people bash him! If people were more reasonable, they would not pick him apart and they would at least try to understand that his "factual" statements should be taken as his "opinion"! There's no need to stir up trouble. How would you think a person would feel if someone created a thread like this about them? ........If you are humane then you would know and would not have created this thread.
 
TennisAsAlways, glad that you're always here to back up the great man. Keep it up! John is my favourite poster and you're a close second.

You're the most reasonable poster I ever saw in any kind of forum (including Alien forums. Yeah, I'm a fan and read them quite often). You've shown the most uncanny ability to separate fact and fiction (or should I call them "opinion"!?). I adore you. You may be some kind of CIA secret agent or MIB in real life. The future of mankind couldn't be in better hands!

Keep your gems coming! ;)
 
Hey, I back up John but I am not against anyone who doesn't believe in his ideas and stories. As far as "his" claims, I was neutral about it throughout his entire thread. I only back John up because people bash him for no good reason.

Is he a troll?....NO Has he purposely annoyed anyone?....No

All he has done was shared things that "he" believed in.

As to what his motive is, who knows for sure? Maybe he is a senior who likes to share his life experinces and talk a bit about history. Maybe he is trying to get noticed by presenting his ideas here. Maybe he is just a member who logs on to this board to access tennis info and then he just wanted to give back to the community by presenting to us his out-of-the-box ideas that "he" believes are ideal.

Whatever his reasons are, I respect him for sharing his knowledge and the concept that he thinks is ideal.
 
I am a bad person.

I thought that John was an evil man who "purposely" write crap here and see if any innocent soul will follow his ideas. I believed that he always stroll around the courts in his neighbourhood and when he saw people really play tennis with an elongated racquet with lead sheets tapered in the handle, he would LHAO.

I never thought that he would be such a honorable man who was just trying to share his wisdom here. I really don't know where my evil ideas come from, the evil must be in me.

John, I'm terribly sorry.
 
Buzzlightyear said:
I am a bad person.

I thought that John was an evil man who "purposely" write crap here and see if any innocent soul will follow his ideas. I believed that he always stroll around the courts in his neighbourhood and when he saw people really play tennis with an elongated racquet with lead sheets tapered in the handle, he would LHAO.

I never thought that he would be such a honorable man who was just trying to share his wisdom here. I really don't know where my evil ideas come from, the evil must be in me.

John, I'm terribly sorry.
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I think John kinda writes on this board as if he's writing in a journal. At times it's tough to understand what he is saying but when you read his posts in other threads from the very beginning, then things make more sense. BTW, a lot of great inventors were labelled crazy by the herd of sheep (the average regular Joes). One example of one of the Greats would be Einstein.
 
the whole point of this site is to have people share their ideas and experiances with others. And so far John has done only that, share his ideas and experiances. so even though his ideas are out there, he has done nothing wrong.
buzz, you on the other hand, created this thread with only the purpose of attacking John and trying to ridicule him. this site should encourage people to share their ideas and experiances not ridiculing them. this isn't high school, where you make fun of anyone different then you.
 
slice bh compliment said:
In post number 10, did Buzzlightyear really apologize or was he being sarcastic?
Either way, pretty good theater from the boys at Pixar.
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Slice, I was aware that it could potentially have been "sarcasm". My point was that he really "could've" meant it. Good day now.
 
^ Buzz, if you are thanking slice for complimenting "good theater" then that could be evidence to some that your comments truly were "sarcastic". If that's so than that would be sad.

Good day. 8)
 
TennisAsAlways said:
^ Buzz, if you are thanking slice for complimenting "good theater" then that could be evidence to some that your comments truly were "sarcastic". If that's so than that would be sad.

Good day. 8)
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TAA, I still don't know whether this JohnCauthen is for real or not. But you really sounds like a genuine and sincere person to me and for that I really admire you. (I swear to god this is not a "sarcastic" comment!)

I wish you all the success for your adventurous experiment with the man.

Have a good day! :D
 
^ Well that's why I said that it "could" be seen by "some" as sarcastic. Guess that answers Slices question as to whether or not you were sarcastic or not. I suppose Slice wasn't sure because people on this board don't usually apologize and they usually have a bad ego. It's pretty bizarre for some people to witness honesty and so when they do, they assume immediatley that rather than it being true honesty, they see it as "sarcasm".

Good day now. 8)
 
^ There's a lot more to it than that Bill but thanks for posting anyways. From what I see, John's method also changes the dynamics, impact pivot points, impulse reaction, and vibrational waves along the frame. Those are just a few things that I could think of but there could be so much more.

Good day now. 8)
 
TennisAsAlways said:
^ There's a lot more to it than that Bill but thanks for posting anyways. From what I see, John's method also changes the dynamics, impact pivot points, impulse reaction, and vibrational waves along the frame. Those are just a few things that I could think of but there could be so much more.

Good day now. 8)
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yes i think so too,

nice day
 
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